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My life as a spy in the girls cult...
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I guess it's time I admit my infiltration into the girls cult...
I'm not proud of what I did.
I never told anyone what I saw.
I just wanted to be excepted for once by women.
I've learned alot.
I feel like I can finally treat a girl properly.
Thanks for the experience.
Here's to the other 40 guys in there! Cheers!
**Girls rip mountains too**
Roxy Rules!
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Here's to the other 40 guys in there...hahahahahhaahhaha I wonder how many of them aren't chicks. It's possible...
By the way that cult is eerily reminiscent of the Augusta golf and country club...
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itd be cool to get in
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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wow... you were a guy!!! what!!!
ride line
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you want in for a brief tour?
It's nothing special.
'What's a blowjob taste like?'
'What colour pants should I wear with this?'
'Post a pic of yourself nude'
nothing too great!
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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Yeah... look how cheese ball my signature was...
Roxy Rules... hahaha, whatever... Roxy sucks!
Girls rip mountains... where's my dignity!?
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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how do you break in! like holy fuck!
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Wait wait...post a pic of yourself nude? Uh...
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I didn't... break in....
Using top secret Codecs, relayed from the tower... I was able to align co-ordinates... etc. etc..
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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how do you guys get in!!! are you a mod?
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I drive a Vespa!
**Girls rip mountains too**
Roxy Rules!
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^haha
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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
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Im guessing Lanemeyers made a new name and convinced someone in the cult he was a girl and got an invite. lol
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I had a completely valid username, etc... well-established... Just flew under the radar (aka, ever watchful eye of nrthfacer, etc...)
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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Yep, Salinger has it right...
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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^^Haha it's easy for the guys to get in. There are probably over 20 or 25 in there right now. It's not really a big deal anymore. They're going to get in there one way or another. Silly boys. Most just pose as chicks, but there are one or two who are just there under their normal names.
-Sarah
Dragon's Lair
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wow... thats sad. we have like... 130?¿ in there now... i wonder how many are actually chicks
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Jo (nrthfacer), Lauren (ThisAngelicRage), and I who started the cult were really pissy when guys got in at first and tried to keep them out, but now we don't really care too much. Yeah, we'd still like to keep as many out as possible, but there's not a whole lot we can do.
-Sarah
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I know about vaginas now... that is cool!
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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I guess I'm kicked out now eh?
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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vaginas are cool...
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I don't look for trouble, I'm already trouble..
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^ haha your hilarious! they shuold keep you aroung though... and then you can settle any arguments... or something incredibly stupid
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Wow, this is one of the fastest growing threads of all time... Imagine if he'd posted this in NS primetime.
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holy fuck! what!!! i had no idea it was so easy...
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Naw, you're not kicked out. It's not a big deal. We've had some members removed, though... There are some chicks who we purposely don't allow in it. Blah
-Sarah
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Yeah, but FARP chopped off his schlong and took a digital photo of his ex-unit to get in.... He went a little too far if you ask me.
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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haha
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dallan the dollar dawg
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so can i join?
anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?
'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
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yea, cuz im definiteally not a guy...
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Def. not... only girls!
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Viva La Resistance!
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fine ill just make another account... youll never know...
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Are you implying that guys are smarter than girls?
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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because im outsmarting u?
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Naw.. The guys who are in there will probably stay for now. Jo and I are discussing what to do about them, but it's pretty much decided that we don't really care at this point. The guys who are currently in there aren't telling the rest of the NS community about the content (thank you guys), and it's not like they're just stirring shit up. We did remove one for stuff like that. But sorry guys, we won't knowingly invite anymore guys in at this point.
-Sarah
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For that matter, I doubt we'll really be inviting much of anyone into the cult right now. It's full enough, and we have the real skier girls pretty much covered. We're definitely not inviting anyone with a name that was created within the past week or two.
-Sarah
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iddn't dat sumtin
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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Of course I am
-Sarah
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^jk, i give up, it cant b worth it
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oh damn this is like a showdown between guys and girls. guys, we just took a hit from sarah....
-Ira
Member No. 8857
*Northeast Cult*
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It's really not worth it. I thought I'd be able to fenagle (sp?) all sorts of sweet womanly goodness....but I got nothing. Although I learned more about the effects of the pill on a girl's period and what to buy my g/f for Valentine's Day!
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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hehe Im going to get in that cult so I can here about all this good stuff
There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
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^^^She shit her pants last weekend, on a drinking binge... read that in the girls cult...
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
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umm i didnt wanna hit this rail the other day...my friend said i was a pussy....so that should count for something...lemme in lemme in
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haha, that's hilarious.
-Sara
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