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The shit thread

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uni-corn
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I decided that since i am on the toilet taking a shit right now, i would make a thread.

kthxbye
Apr 6 2009 2:50PM
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anxju
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my new brute is the shit. you guys will never beat him

http://r4jon-rondo.mybrute.com
Apr 6 2009 2:55PM
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ClownPrince
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Today in class, I drew a picture of a French guy getting eaten by his unruly mutant beret.

That thing was a beast, I wouldn't mess with him. 
Apr 6 2009 3:10PM
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Malcolm
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awesome. i play gnarshmallow on the shitter
Apr 6 2009 3:12PM
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uni-corn
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I am not back in my computer chair... it was a fantastic adventure.
Apr 6 2009 3:13PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you know what I play on the shitter? THE GAME
Apr 6 2009 3:18PM
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uni-corn
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fuck you.

i cant go more than a day without losing on NS
Apr 6 2009 3:19PM
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anxju
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i used to get pissed. now i see the funny side
Apr 6 2009 3:19PM
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uni-corn
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ya, it was not a super cerial fuck you, it was more of a 'you fucker'.
Apr 6 2009 3:21PM
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sklermang
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somehow you are not the first
Apr 6 2009 3:24PM
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uni-corn
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That surprises me that there is one.

It does not surprise me that is was eastside that made it.
Apr 6 2009 3:30PM
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no_steeze
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i'm about to go take a shit but today i was chewing on a pen cap and it broke and i swallowed half of it by accident so now i'm worried it's gonna tear up my asshole when i shit
wish me luck everyone
Apr 6 2009 3:34PM
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uni-corn
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I think you will be alright.... I have heard from mrstskier that your asshole can take quite a bit ;-)
Apr 6 2009 3:36PM
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hendrik.
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guaranteed that pain is not as bad as crazy indian curry shits.
Apr 6 2009 3:38PM
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JosephStalin
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this thread stinks
Apr 6 2009 4:04PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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You suck sweaty balls Nathan.
Apr 6 2009 4:14PM
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SteezyOhio
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lets make this the victor thread! all things victor- pics, threads, videos, go!
Apr 6 2009 4:17PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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No.
Apr 6 2009 4:19PM
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SteezyOhio
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whore, hows goes getting those tit pics from our new ns girl?
Apr 6 2009 4:21PM
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uni-corn
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Tyler, are you gay for me?

This post i am quoting makes me think that and i do not like it. I do not like it one bit.
Apr 6 2009 4:24PM
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An10a_Eng
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ive got some pics and videos of vic doin some gay stuff...if it didnt make me look gay too id post it
Apr 6 2009 4:32PM
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uni-corn
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You are already gay:

Click for larger image
Apr 6 2009 4:33PM
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no_steeze
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certainly not his 3 inch dick......
Apr 6 2009 4:34PM
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uni-corn
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No no no no.

Just huge dicks in general, usually black ones.
Apr 6 2009 4:36PM
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no_steeze
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white person huge dicks are rarer, the only one i know of is mine
Apr 6 2009 4:38PM
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uni-corn
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Must have never seen mine then.......


Well i hope this is the case, cause if not, that would be super creepy
Apr 6 2009 4:40PM
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no_steeze
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yeah i'd love to pull out the unbelievable creep card here but no, i have not seen your dick

sounds like SteezyOhio would like to though....
Apr 6 2009 4:46PM
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uni-corn
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Hahahaha ya i think he may want to.....
Apr 6 2009 4:47PM
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SteezyOhio
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naw, im good to busy with asian prostitutes who have huge dbag exboyfriend problems hahaha fuck!
Apr 6 2009 5:10PM
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no_steeze
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they must not be huge dbags if they can deal with their girlfriend getting fucked by random disease-ridden fat guys for money....they would just be plain retards
Apr 6 2009 5:12PM
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