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Alex=God
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This kid in my advanced P.E. class today said that he was gonna duct tape a 12 gauge to a chainsaw, kinda like gears of war style. bring it to school and shoot people in the legs and then finish them off with the chainsaw. So the debate in P.E. the rest of the day was not if we should tell a consouler or not,  but if it was possible or not to somehow attach a 12 gauge to a chainsaw. Your thoughts?
Mar 31 2009 9:42PM
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Loges
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 21
kids have great imagination.

now whether or not they actually try it is a different story..
Mar 31 2009 9:43PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
cool story hansel
Mar 31 2009 9:44PM
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el_trick_de_vic
Posts: 96 - Karma: 199
i try it
Mar 31 2009 9:45PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
says the kid with 45 posts
Mar 31 2009 9:45PM
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Skier.for.life
Posts: 373 - Karma: 64
that kid needs help
Mar 31 2009 9:45PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
How badass would that be.  ultimate bear deterrent
Mar 31 2009 9:47PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
HAHAHHA, id run!
Mar 31 2009 9:49PM
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Bukowski
Posts: 98 - Karma: 35
ADVANCED p.e. really?
Mar 31 2009 9:49PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
hahaha same question i had.. advanced? seriously?
Mar 31 2009 9:54PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
hell yeah. best excuse for a high school credit ever. such a good gpa booster
Mar 31 2009 9:54PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
OOOOOOO you fucking got me their......man if I just had more posts I could say that.....damn
Mar 31 2009 9:56PM
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ChefBoyardee
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
hahaha tell him to make sure to drink bleach before he goes on the rampage
Mar 31 2009 9:56PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
says the kid whos been a member for 17 days
Mar 31 2009 9:57PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
hahahahahaha just have a cloth of chloroform ready in case he actually does
Mar 31 2009 9:57PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
yup i guess cuz my old account got banned and I had to make a new one I cant reply back to your fagget ass comebacks.....damn
Mar 31 2009 9:59PM
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MEGAZORD
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Mar 31 2009 10:00PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
i truly hope that your new one gets banned as well
Mar 31 2009 10:02PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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Mar 31 2009 10:02PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 1,069
no one is worried?  id tell someone
Mar 31 2009 10:02PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
word
Mar 31 2009 10:03PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
fuck you conner.
Mar 31 2009 10:03PM
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Bob_Gnarley
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derty cataloochee employees.
Mar 31 2009 10:05PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
only in the south...

also, advanced p.e bahahahaha. is that a way the raise the south's gpa without actually adding a real ap class?
Mar 31 2009 10:06PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
Looks like your education has paid off.
Mar 31 2009 10:08PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
whats that supposed to mean?
Mar 31 2009 10:12PM
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gnarlygoodski22
Posts: 429 - Karma: 18
very
Mar 31 2009 10:13PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
i think id tell them anonamously tho that is some fukced up stuff u dont know whethere its true or not idk the kid or what hes like but with columbine and that kinda shit u never no
Mar 31 2009 10:13PM
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SethLangbauer
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 74
ahahahahhaha
Mar 31 2009 10:16PM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
jailbait
Mar 31 2009 10:24PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
this guy seems to think it's possible to make a chainsaw bayonet


Mar 31 2009 10:30PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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Mar 31 2009 10:36PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
Exactly.
Mar 31 2009 10:38PM
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Detroit_Steeze
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 193
wow i dont know how ur going to cut bone if u can hardly cut throught a 3inch branch
Mar 31 2009 10:41PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47
Jesus Christ. them damn kids today and their god damn nintendos.
Mar 31 2009 10:44PM
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Z_rob
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damn thats sketchy
Mar 31 2009 10:45PM
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Mrvic.
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Mar 31 2009 10:46PM
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GreekAR6
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haha yeah, i'm thinking for it to be effective you'd need a bigger chainsaw.
Mar 31 2009 10:48PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
been there done that
Mar 31 2009 11:07PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
THAT KID IS FREETARDED
its not a 12 gauge shotgun with the chainsaw bayonett its a lancer, which is practically a machine gun, n00b
Mar 31 2009 11:15PM
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Goku
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that last piece took him like 10 seconds to cut thru
Mar 31 2009 11:18PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
wtf is a lancer?  Im not sure on branding but its something with an m4 lower.
Mar 31 2009 11:20PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
main gun in the gears of war series
a big gun with a chainsaw on it
Mar 31 2009 11:23PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
exactly? you make no sense. you quoted "p.e" is it because i didn't have a period after the e? you make no sense.
Mar 31 2009 11:34PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
he's in advanced p.e. ... how deranged can he be?
Mar 31 2009 11:53PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 270
hahahahaha hell yeah
Apr 1 2009 9:44AM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
Correct punctuation would be "P.E." with a period after E. You were trying to down the South's education system in that same post, you should be downing your own education system.
Apr 1 2009 5:10PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
LOL!!! No Wai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 1 2009 5:37PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
oh. my bad. internet grammar should always be correct.
Apr 1 2009 6:59PM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
well then dont make fun of southern grammar

Apr 1 2009 7:38PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
Southern grammar doesnt exist.  Its just bad grammar.
Apr 1 2009 11:18PM
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