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April fools ideas for school?

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JeremyClarkson
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READ THIS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

alright, my school is super uptight about april fools day pranks but our class as "leaders of the school" we are actually reqired to have one. yeah its fucked up but we need to do it.

here are the lame ass rules: it has to be funny for everyone. it cant cause worry or distress. we have to clean it up afterwards.

fucked up right? we need one so could anyone give me a "prank" that pussies and no lifers will find funny?

Mar 30 2009 5:50PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
air horn in lunch room
Mar 30 2009 5:52PM
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anxju
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cover something in sticky notes
Mar 30 2009 5:57PM
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captainEMERICA
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hire the feistiest homeless person you can find to follow your headmaster/principal around lol  
Mar 30 2009 6:04PM
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49566738265
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That's hard man, don't pranks (by definition) always incite worry or distress?
Mar 30 2009 6:06PM
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East.
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 128
do one to ruin whatever your classes "prank" is.
Mar 30 2009 6:09PM
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samwise
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hahahahaha
Rick Roll the school over the loudspeaker
Mar 30 2009 6:11PM
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Bren-Ten
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light a blunt in science class..then be like april fools (dont do this)

animal noices on your comp in class, ALL day
Mar 30 2009 6:18PM
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HenniferLopez
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jam something in the water fountain so it sprays the next person who uses it in the face
Mar 30 2009 6:24PM
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Snowgoner
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
try this^^^^

a couple kids did this last year for their april fools prank. best idea ever for a school prank IMO
Mar 30 2009 6:32PM
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Benedetto.
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fuck it, make the school regret that they gave u guys a chance to do a prank
Mar 30 2009 6:32PM
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statuswhitegirl
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hahahahaahhaah omg, i loled so hard, that would be funny as hell
Mar 30 2009 6:47PM
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Shark.
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impregnate the entire freshman class.
Mar 30 2009 6:50PM
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Dhane
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damnit. got me good.

but those are some hard guidelines to go by. ive always wanted to sneak 2 squirrels in via lunchbox with number 1 and 3 on them respectively, let them loose, and watch everyone go nuts looking for number 2.
Mar 30 2009 6:53PM
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Blurst
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hahah epic idea man! i bet they and you got everyone
Mar 30 2009 6:53PM
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Crack.
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BAN
Mar 30 2009 6:55PM
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uni-corn
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Dont do a prank! That will be the prank lol
Mar 30 2009 7:01PM
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Oli_jgb
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basically put some fairly/bubble/foam liquid into a fountain or something similar. Watch it bubble over!
Mar 30 2009 7:01PM
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FapMasterFLEX
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do you have a big parking lot? welll if so have everyone set off thier alarms at the same time

Mar 30 2009 7:03PM
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540-switch.
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wow. you guys suck. these idea are lame as shit.

i need a good prank.
Mar 30 2009 7:03PM
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Dvacc20
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Okay get 3 pigs from a local farm or something and label them 1, 2, and 4. The school will be closed for a week looking for #3. Obviously there is none, but they dont know that. hehe

Mar 30 2009 7:07PM
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uni-corn
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You are an idiot.... EVERYONE knows of that prank.
Mar 30 2009 7:09PM
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Crack.
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so played
Mar 30 2009 7:09PM
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skithesprings
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we have had a deer hanging 30 feet up on our flag pole in years past.
Mar 30 2009 7:16PM
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JeremyClarkson
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wow. get a life loser....
Mar 30 2009 7:24PM
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Crack.
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hahah woahhh
Mar 30 2009 7:29PM
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Snowgoner
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what about if the shit is like a huge dihareah
would you call that lame???
Mar 30 2009 7:39PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
ya just get like 50 pigs and let those mother fuckers loose or just get like all kinds of animals and let them all loose. i would say the your best bet would be trying to buy a bunch of pigeons and let them go in your school.
Mar 30 2009 7:39PM
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Benedetto.
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great idea! its so easy to get 50 pigs or pigeons. cause they sell them at wal mart and everything.

how the fuck is your karma so high with an immature comment like that?

Mar 30 2009 7:43PM
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Jordan
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Mar 30 2009 7:47PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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possibly saran wrap over a toilet seat. if done right you will ruin someones day
Mar 30 2009 7:50PM
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Chrris
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Best idea so far.
Mar 30 2009 7:53PM
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reverendwrong
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ducktape some lockers

make copies of money...but change the face so that its not forgery....make it rain in the halls

rickroll

airhorns...lots of airhorns

tp-fight

cop-strippergram to principal

bombthreat

bring in rootbeer kegs, but if its possible de-brand them or cover the logo up, have everyone in the know pretend to be drunk as hell, blow .00
Mar 30 2009 8:02PM
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540-switch.
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perfect i cant believe i didnt think of that before.

- karma to the rest of you.
Mar 30 2009 8:13PM
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PhaedeD
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dude you can get 50 pigeons easy you fuckin dumbass... ya 50 pigs would be hard but you could do it. think outside the box you cunt.
Mar 30 2009 8:15PM
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Goku
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my buddy and i made a website with the schools name as the url and we copied the schools website layout but added a bunch of things. we did it right with whois gaurd and put the server in canada under an alias. we highlighted "high school" in green and made all the "o"s pot leafs and made a list of senior skip days and highlighted 4/20. we also made this link to a rant about a kid we hate. about 3 weeks later we got an email from the are server saying the schools lawyers sent them an email saying that if the site was not taken down immediatley we would be sued. it was worth it
Mar 30 2009 8:18PM
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captainEMERICA
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ok so if you have a huge dictionary in your library (mine does idk about yours) open it up to the middle and drop a massive shit in it, then shut the book and wait for someone to find it. 
Mar 30 2009 8:21PM
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JeremyClarkson
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lol these are great. i love the shit in the dictionary one
Mar 30 2009 8:29PM
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skiblandford
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take 2 sheep number them 1 and 3 then let them loose in the school and they(teachers) will find sheep 1 and 3 but will look for sheep number 2 but there is none

Mar 30 2009 8:32PM
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Benedetto.
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think outside the box? like no one else had the idea of letting animals loose in the school?
Mar 30 2009 8:32PM
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Goku
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are u serious?
Mar 30 2009 8:33PM
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BoatsandHoes
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can't tell if there's any sarcasm but don't fucking call a bomb threat, stupidest shit ever. Imagine this, sitting in a classroom for 6 hours while the police search every locker and room in the school. Finally you get escorted out by police in groups of 4 or 5 after being searched.

this happened to a neighbouring school

Oh and the worst part is all your friends will hate you as they get caught with weed on them or their lockers, something like 56 kids got suspended at the school I am talking about for possession
Mar 30 2009 8:36PM
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Albrecht.
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get three spider monkeys and label them 1 3 and 4.  Theyll go nuts looking for number 2 lol!
Mar 30 2009 8:38PM
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Goku
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this hasnt been said 2 other times all ready
Mar 30 2009 8:39PM
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Snowgoner
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best idea so far
Mar 30 2009 8:39PM
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skiblandford
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hell yeah happened in my town a few years ago and they closed school i for a couple days while searcing for the sheep
Mar 30 2009 8:40PM
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Goku
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no way
Mar 30 2009 8:40PM
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Where-am-I
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bouncy balls--- lots of bouncy balls
Mar 30 2009 8:49PM
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PhaedeD
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ya, obviously not thought about releasing 50+ animals fuck and if you want to make it fun get exotic animals it might be spendy but it sure would awesome to see some alligators and pumas in your school halls.
Mar 30 2009 8:50PM
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Foxy_Grandpa
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laxatives in the most commonly used  dispenser in the cafeteria... (at ours, it's the ranch dressing)
Mar 30 2009 9:00PM
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Goku
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people do that every week in our school, i guess one time some put shrooms in the salad bar
Mar 30 2009 9:02PM
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