Replying to How to be a ski bum?

So I have to write a process analysis essay for my ap lang class and decided to go with the topic on how to be a ski bum. I have some general ideas but need some more creative ones. So if you guys have thought about how to be a ski bum, which im sure many of you have, or if you are a ski bum, I  need some ideas. Comedy within the process would be musch apprectiated along with illustartions. I'll ship some free stickers, beenies, etc.. for good the good ideas. For those who dont know what a process analysis is, its simply a step by step how to process. Thanks NS!!

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