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If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself?
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because if you said no I would bite your ear off.
I would!
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush
'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
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i dont like hot dogs.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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i dont like hot dogs.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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i dont like hot dogs.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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i dont like hot dogs.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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what the fuck happened? i didnt even click reply. maybe i hit tab.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.
'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
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that was not very nice
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush
'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
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If i was a hot dog i'd dip myself in honey and throw myself to the lesbians
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If i was a hot dog i'd dip my sausage in honey and throw myself to the lesbians
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Well come one Norm, answer the question.......
better to burn out...
...then fade away
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i found a toenail in a hotdog
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i wouldnt. then id die. i swear to god, if you bite my ear, im kicking your ass
if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
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lol right on WEST, you know where its at
Matt
'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- Governor George W. Bush
'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
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-Would you rather be the top scientist in your field or have mad cow disease?
-well, obviously id be the top scientist in my field
-oh GOOOOD, i thought you were gunna say mad cow
-why would i say that?
-I dont know, i guess im just a worrier, thats why my friends call me whiskers
northeast club, you know how we do
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hot dogs are one of those foods you'll eat if they're their but you won't really go out of your way to eat it.
Coming Soon...
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i eat myself right now so if i was a hotdog, id devour myself in seconds
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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wow, that was pure genious
if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
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I ate Stef once. Now that I think of it though, it may have actually been a hot dog. Stef, what do you taste like with mustard and onions?
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
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its a simple question, if the moon was made of green cheese would ya eat it. i know i would, then id finish it off with a tall cool budweiser.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself?
do you even need to ask? OFCOURSE I WOUULD!!
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I wouldn’t be a hotdog, I'd be a polish sausage if you know what I mean, lol
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MMMM Hot Dog NNNNNIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE Yes YEs I would
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i wouldnt have a mouth tho....
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hot dogs are kinda nasty in my opionion
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Were you warm when you wrote this question?
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
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did you gain weight norm?
some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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What do people who are born blind see when they dream??? its been puzzling me for ages. Answer me or i shall make a new thread dammit
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wierd psychadelic colors and shapes...seriously
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if you had a hot dog would you eat yourself?
people that are born blind dream without pictures. they just have sounds in their dreams, just like in real life.
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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
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I've never thought of that before...
And yes, I would eat myself, but in small nibbles so I wouldn't die.
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no....i'd go find myself a nice hotdog bun and slide right in. i would repeat the drill till someone decides to smear us with mayonaise.
people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
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Jay, i have a phobia of mustard so never will i put mustard on myself if i was a hot dog, just ketchup is the way to go
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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Ick! Tomatoes are yuck... as is ketchup. I'm actually not a fan of mustard unless it's hot. Hot mustard and onions are the key to a meaningful relationship with a hot dog or a sausage.
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hell yeah i would eat myself so fast ummmmmmm that would be good
There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.
If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
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i'd come at you like a tornado of arms, and teeth, and.....fingernails
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apparently einstein died 42 years ago... but well try and get him anyway
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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