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Best quotes from x games this year

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currentwestman
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"Simon DUmont, know for his dynamic amplitude throughout the pipe.....ohhh a stylie crossed out nine-hundred first hit!!!"
Jan 24 2009 12:18AM
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montageskier
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Laurent Favre,"G unite motherfucka"
Jan 26 2009 9:21PM
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Shredneck
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It was Colby Wests  2nd qualifying run for slopestyle and he was kind of takin it easy (you know shit I dream of callin easy) and they were like "well hes just takin it easy this run saving it for the finals" then he got hung up on that little table top thing (the butter box? maybe) and he fell then they were like "OMG these guys just put everything on the line so Tech" he just said 5 seconds ago he was takin it easy!!!

Disclaimer: it might not have been colby but i think it was 

Jan 26 2009 9:26PM
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bryce41
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i like how in jon olsson's video blog he predicted simon dumont will win with a double front flip and he did, and how he said its wrong to but an x games gold medal in the hands of idaho red necks. PK totally should have won
Jan 26 2009 9:28PM
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Cortez
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MEGAMO GO TO THE MEGAMO!!!!!
Jan 26 2009 9:32PM
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PULSEofdaNATION
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I thought it was hilarious when Sal said "Time to shamwow the judges" during snowboard slopestyle. I was like What? did he really just say that....
Jan 26 2009 9:33PM
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sick-as-aids
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megamooooooooooooooo
Jan 26 2009 9:35PM
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blindside
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"just to show how not easy these guys do"

- Sal


* I might have misquoted that, but it came out so horribly wrong when he said it during a big air megamo sesh
Jan 26 2009 10:16PM
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wh@t
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yeah but Jon didnt have to say Idaho. i love Idaho, and so do all my friends. and we love Jon, so why does Jon say we are rednecks when we all want PK or him to win? uncool Jon, uncool.

but i guess hes not really hating on us, hes hating on the rednecks, which is perfectly understandable.
Jan 26 2009 10:42PM
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afton_steeze
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DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA

the xgames are like highschool.
Jan 26 2009 10:56PM
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skiP.E.I.
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"Athlete support"
Jan 27 2009 10:48AM
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HHB
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"The double front flip superman, while cool looking, was thrown in a big air contest years ago"

No way a double front is better than a kang flip. ever
Jan 27 2009 11:19AM
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IceCreamer
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haha
Jan 27 2009 11:36AM
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HeartBeatFaster
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Matt Margetts to J-Bone - "thanks for knocking me out of X Games finals, jerk!"
Jan 27 2009 12:52PM
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C+Thompson
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Haha, and later he's like
"just to refresh your mind, maybe you went for a sandwich. in the last 30 seconds"
Jan 27 2009 1:15PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I swear one of the announcers said something about him thinking dumont might do a triple front during the big air.
Jan 27 2009 2:04PM
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k-rob
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wait what? i thought that was mike? didn't mike and e do slopestyle? sal wasn't even there i'm pretty sure.
Jan 27 2009 2:11PM
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CoachG
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"megamooo, let's go to the megamooo" "let's check that one out on the megamo" hahaha i was lmao so hard cause even colby west started mocking the megamo.
Jan 27 2009 2:21PM
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stompdat
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Watch out for that sound guy.
Jan 27 2009 3:27PM
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dowalibeast
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i think that was douglas.
Jan 27 2009 3:35PM
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TheQuailman
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Thats not a funny quote at all.  I thought he would go for the triple too.  He had just got beaten in trick difficulty by Jon, and obviously had enough time in the air for the triple, and that is the understandable progression.

THEY CALL IT A TRUCK DRIVER BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HES DRIVING A TRUCK

and another funny thing in x is when they spin their poles around their head - I think its a joke but its still funny

Jan 27 2009 3:44PM
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Jacuse
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i forget, but i think it was his last run in the semifinals.
Jan 27 2009 5:03PM
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ct_steeze
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every time a skiier hit a jump switch they would say

"Ladies and gentleman thats like throwing a baseball with your left hand!!!!"
Jan 27 2009 5:14PM
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mackinnon
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during snowboarding slope they didn't manage to bleep someone dropping the F bomb after their run...

also, anything mike douglas said during big air was pretty much hilarious. pretty much laid the smackdown hahaha
Jan 27 2009 5:15PM
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frstyl46skier
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hahahah yea and then after they said it they were always like "...have you ever tried throwing a baseball with your left hand, its really really difficult..." and then they continued to talk about throwing baseballs. that was hilarious
Jan 28 2009 4:58PM
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Swervasaurus
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"probably the stupidest thing iv ever been a part of..." PK

best was last year when that christian guy from the jumper movie was like idk what that was but it was amazing and sal was like ya well there jumper just like you. that completely made that guy feel worthless it was hilarious
Jan 28 2009 8:28PM
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YT.SKEEZE
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"Needed to turn those 900s into 1080s"
-Douglas


Jan 28 2009 8:33PM
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Crack.
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hahaah so funny
Jan 28 2009 8:37PM
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artfullydodged
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it was something like "ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR SOME SPIN-TO-WIN SNOWBOARD BIG AIR ACTION!!!!" pretty sure it was Sal
Jan 28 2009 8:39PM
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