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Best quotes from x games this year

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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
"Simon DUmont, know for his dynamic amplitude throughout the pipe.....ohhh a stylie crossed out nine-hundred first hit!!!"
Jan 24 2009 12:18AM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
"I don't speak english very well"
and she asks another hard question to make him feel even more awkward on national tv an even embarasses herself.
Jan 24 2009 12:36AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
"Actually Sal, I gave Sean White head last night and he let me in on a secret....he is gonna go SOOO HUGE and SOOO TECHNICAL that no one can even beat him.  Did you know he's called the Flying Tomato?"
Jan 24 2009 12:37AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
i trained realy hard?
Jan 24 2009 12:54AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
from xgames very own Sal Masakelalakelaka
"hannah teter dropping in pumping to the one rastafari god jah love rastfari vibes jah jah jah rastafaride" not word for word
Jan 24 2009 12:55AM
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thefrush
Posts: 108 - Karma: 10
'Greased the slippery nipple.' -Travis Rice
Jan 24 2009 1:35AM
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ginty
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 163
"France is here to stay"
Jan 24 2009 1:42AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
DUDE YOU JUST WON THE X-GAMES!!!!
ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHSF;KDFLHSGSKD ILL EAT YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEADLKGHKDGS

JAHROOL DE EART AN EVERTING IN IT ONE LOVE KNOWHATIMSAYINGNOWWWWW.
Jan 24 2009 1:46AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
"YOU JUST ONE XGAMES!!!" *tackles* " JEAAAAA BOYYYYY
Jan 24 2009 1:49AM
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anxju
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going on through xavier's mind while tannner mobs him....

"zuzz he vant to steal zee gold fwom me? vhy eez zeese crhhhhasy man that think he eez jamaican poosh me to grhhhound?"
Jan 24 2009 1:57AM
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DietCoke
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 7
dude your french voice sounded more jamaican than tanner




from this morning during the fact or fiction segment:

"Sal you think that all of these are fiction?"

"IM JUST TRYING TO GET INSIDE THEIR HEADS SO THEYLL STEP IT UP"

yeah sal, cause im sure all the athletes really take you seriously.
Jan 24 2009 2:39AM
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niels043
Posts: 814 - Karma: 184
DUDE YOU JUST WON THE XGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 24 2009 9:31AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
Well not a quote, but my favorite part so far is when Mike Douglass completely failed with the yellow drawing pen on the MEGA-MO screen hahahahahahhhaah i loled sooo effin hard at that
Jan 24 2009 9:34AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
MEGAMO!


"so, i hear you and candide thovex are from the same town in france, why is that?"

"so stoked"
Jan 24 2009 11:05AM
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Obsessedwski
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hahah

this ones my favorite at 2:57 the announcer goes "looking at the big temporary tornado 1260 down below..." honesetly when I heard that I gave up not trying to laugh


Jan 24 2009 12:03PM
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gstoneskier
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"wow, just stomps a textbook 900, lets look at the replay....oh wait he actually landed  a  1260"  announcer  (not sure who) during snowboarder best trick. oh  wait i  you don't  have a fucking clue  what your talking about. just like the rest of the tards holding a mic at x-games.
Jan 24 2009 12:12PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
can anyone post a vid of greasing the slippery nipple?
Jan 24 2009 1:12PM
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frstyl46skier
Posts: 566 - Karma: 18
my personal favorite..." DUDE YOU JUST WON THE X GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAHJAISDJAIDHCOAUIDFIOJASODIFJAOIJCIOAJDF DUDE YOU JUST WON THE X GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then the tackle and extremely awkward punches by tanner completely just put it over the top hahaha
Jan 24 2009 1:34PM
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starfish
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10
haha worse than that it was "FRENCH IS HERE TO STAY"  (for sure in caps)...I love you Tanner, no hate and lots of homo.
Jan 24 2009 1:37PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
yea that was actually todd richards and he is a pro snowboarder, and he is actually a really cool and he also has a clue about what he is talking about...
Jan 24 2009 1:45PM
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frstyl46skier
Posts: 566 - Karma: 18
correction on my favorite hahah

snowboarding big air Travis Rice vs. Mikkel Bang

" WOW...92% to 8%, Bang just got Banged by AMERICA!!!"

hahahahah

2:20 ish
Jan 26 2009 2:53PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
"take note of the clean landing kids" after every single clean landing
Jan 26 2009 3:03PM
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kirkeby
Posts: 81 - Karma: 31
PK Hunder after Big air: "Prabably the most stupid thing i've been part of"
Jan 26 2009 3:24PM
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RockShit
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Tru dat! lol could not stop laughing lol! He just looks sooo out of it ahaha i love PK
Jan 26 2009 3:32PM
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nathanielstyza
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yea that one was funny
Jan 26 2009 3:34PM
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Aaaron.
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best.
Jan 26 2009 3:37PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Last season, Hayden Christensen @ Big Air "He almost just landed on top of us"

He had noooo idea what he was talking about!
Jan 26 2009 3:44PM
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highaltNM
Posts: 552 - Karma: 52

I liked it when the announcer goes "I don't agree at all" after Shaun White's run.  He went on for about 20 seconds and then he all of a sudden started talking about "history has been made" and blah blah blah.

Shaun White didn't deserve that shit at all

Jan 26 2009 3:50PM
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Ham.and.Cheese
Posts: 557 - Karma: 58
I know this isn't from the X Games but i still cant get over "noone smokes the pipe like tanner does, he
just blazes it" it's from the Dew tour at mount snow
Jan 26 2009 3:51PM
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TheQuailman
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The best moment of the x games this year was after the guy through the double backflip.  The dumbass girl reporter interviews the winner of the actual event and he is the biggest hick ever.  He had like a missing tooth and a fur hat hahaha.  It was golden.  I couldn't stop laughing. And the winning trick was the slopiest backflip I have ever seen.

Last year the best moment was when the parapalegic skier hit the 80 ft jump (mad props) and the announcer was like "THAT JUST HAPPENED"

And the best quote of all time was by some dumb girl who was announcing ski halfpipe and someone did a truck driver and she was like "They call it a truck driver because it looks like he is driving a truck"

Jan 26 2009 3:51PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
where/when does he say this?  i looked for it but couldn't find it
Jan 26 2009 4:01PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
snowboard superpipe after someone did a switch straigh air.... (how ridiculous is it that they get away with straight airs by the way?)

"that was a super technical switch method air."
Jan 26 2009 4:06PM
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[MEGAMO]
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 18
haha that was hilarious, he like tried to circle the grab, but instead just tarded out and scribbled all over the place
Jan 26 2009 4:33PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
its in the video in the home page news for big air. here you go

https://newschoolers.com/web/content/news/news_id/2487/
Jan 26 2009 4:34PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
"that was bannanas"
Jan 26 2009 4:52PM
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ShredtillURdead
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Jan 26 2009 5:06PM
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Jacuse
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"megamo go to the megamo" -Colby West

after he finished his slopestyle run.
Jan 26 2009 5:12PM
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ASkierNamedJaymz
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ya that makes sense since america was the only ones who could vote.
Jan 26 2009 5:15PM
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FORCE
Posts: 565 - Karma: 21
BIG PROPS TO Mike Douglas!  Every work he spoke during big air were all "best quotes" he is team manager for Salomon yet was still calling out Dumont for dub front ("that trick won comps in the 60's...40 years ago") and TRYING to coax the general public to vote how they should have, then at the end said somthing about viewers have a lot to learn about our sport cause the voting was so bad...HERE'S TO YOU DOUGLAS, NICE WORK
Jan 26 2009 6:02PM
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SnowRidgeParks
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haha that happened this year with one of the guys who was announcing snowboard pipe finals. The thing I didn't understand is either snowboard truck drivers are named stupidly or the guy called the grab wrong, because they do not look like you're driving a truck haha...
Jan 26 2009 6:12PM
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SKETCHY_D
Posts: 979 - Karma: 27
" those norwegians eat their red meat" and "thumb wrestling with gravity" both said so many times
Jan 26 2009 6:28PM
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currentwestman
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hahahah which run?  i gotta find it!
Jan 26 2009 6:29PM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53

"Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon""Crossover Canyon"

Now when ever i see a gap jump im gonna say to myself " O he just hit Crossover Canyon"

"There's so much DRAMA here tonight at men's snowboard superpipe!"- Sal, you breath cock

Jan 26 2009 6:30PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
BABAHAHAHHAHAHA CROSSOVER CANYON...

My favorite is from last years big air.........Hayden Christensen watching and saying, like a total fuckin goofball....."These guys are the real jumpers, Sal." Guy was so out of his element..
Jan 26 2009 6:41PM
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GoonSkwad
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hahahha
Jan 26 2009 8:29PM
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Jballz
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"thats bananas"
Jan 26 2009 8:37PM
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chitownskiier8
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Sal said "mega mos the best thing to happen in my life" during snowboard superpipe finals. i thought that was hilarious
Jan 26 2009 8:43PM
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sklermang
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hahaha yes!
i knew i wasnt the only one who thought they copped that name from dora the exporer

"he crossed the wobbly bridge ... and then he laid down a sick 1260 tornado maneuver in the spooky forest, and OH MY TITS HE JUST HIT CROSSOVER CANYON!!!!111!!!1"
Jan 26 2009 8:47PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
"that was the craziest big air ever because pk won from the start. how dirty is that kid?"
-simon dumont
Jan 26 2009 9:11PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
PAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

OMG A TEMPORARY TORNADO IN THE SPOOKY FOREST111
Jan 26 2009 9:13PM
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Ben.
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hahaha def the greased the slippery nipple thing.
Jan 26 2009 9:16PM
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