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We need it to snow at the summit/Alpental!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We need it to snow at the summit/Alpental!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MACAQUE
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We need it to snow BAD at the summit and Alpental, so every night before bed follow these steps as a snow dance:
1- Do 5 pushups
2- Sprinkle salt on the ground around your house
3- Do the moonwalk for 5 minutes yelling "SNOW snow snow snow SNOW snow snow snow" Over and over again.
4- Put a bag of ice next to your pillow
5- And go to sleep dreaming about snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1111!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
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