Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post.
Register to become a member today!
maximumsushi=current funniest member
Posts: 70
-
Karma: 9
well with alpentalik gone, phrosty banned, and the shit talkers being mellow maximmsushi is on top! his posts are very amusing and hilarious. congratulations maximumsushi and of course the alias minimumsushi
Posts: 4454
-
Karma: 10
what happened to alpentalik?
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Posts: 2833
-
Karma: 10
how can you say that you haven't been here more then a month
Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take
our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!
Posts: 70
-
Karma: 9
^that's what u think! sse, tubgirl, haircuts and skis.
I've been here for everything.
Posts: 3949
-
Karma: 16
wow waht about latarelis?
--------------------
god gave us a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time.--robin williams
```````````````````
Posts: 4454
-
Karma: 10
he's still here
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Posts: 70
-
Karma: 9
lateralis is hilarious! he's mellowed out a bit i'm just saying that max is the current funny man for the last few weeks
Posts: 790
-
Karma: 10
who ever it was that had a super long signature about not being able to shit for a month is the funniest member on ns. it was a few months back, i think it was Lateralis. ive never laughed so hard.
-jeff
CSIA is GAY
Posts: 1075
-
Karma: 10
You fucking idiot. That was alpentalik's story. The kid just put it in his sig.
-------------------------------------
-Nell Cop
Posts: 6853
-
Karma: 75
homocidal-grandson2021 = linejibber550
If not, they act very similar, maybe brothers?
-Pat
Posts: 4255
-
Karma: 11
no see, he is not the funniest . i find sushi nasty and gross. i mean, just cook the fuckin fish
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
ns army, whatever is right below the general
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
i never posted no shit stories madtrix540, you gots the wrong guy but yeah i have mellowed out alot but who cares
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Posts: 9201
-
Karma: 132
phrosty wasnt banned. he decided to go.
********* ********* *********
LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
Posts: 9
-
Karma: 10
well, if maximumsushi is the funniest guy, then im gonna grow up to be funny too!!!
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
^^^^^^ hahahahahahahaha
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Posts: 18901
-
Karma: 75
Posts: 70
-
Karma: 9
^^^hahahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh outloud also
Posts: 3207
-
Karma: 25
maximumsushi is a fine young lad.
...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...
Posts: 9201
-
Karma: 132
hahahahhaa
********* ********* *********
LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
Posts: 9
-
Karma: 10
Posts: 509
-
Karma: -55
jesus christ, phrosty was banned, he was gona go but then he got banned.
Posts: 9201
-
Karma: 132
uh...no. your wrong. Harvmada was banned, which was Phrosty, but it wasnt an IP ban. Phrosty decided to go. Ive talked to him.
********* ********* *********
LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
Posts: 509
-
Karma: -55
phrosty was harvette, not harvmada.
Posts: 9201
-
Karma: 132
ya, my bad, thats what i meant, and he was IP banned. i fucked that up for sure.
********* ********* *********
LAND SHARK!!! EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEE
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
i will be leaving soon
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Posts: 1913
-
Karma: 12
i think mommy's pretty funny.
________
I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.
--west
Posts: 2598
-
Karma: 18
lateralis, youre leaving?
-----------------------------------------------
'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
Posts: 21362
-
Karma: 5,142
Posts: 7088
-
Karma: -19
haha minimum sushi that was truely funny
~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
maybe ill leave
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Posts: 4255
-
Karma: 11
hmmm, i think you should leave, then come back as ron jeremy himself
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
ns army, whatever is right below the general
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
how can i come back as the 10incher himself?
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Posts: 5089
-
Karma: 28
Hell yeah, he's a little pimp. Gotta love the guy.
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Banana Turtles forever, baby!
BE JEALOUS!
GIRLS OF NS
Posts: 7883
-
Karma: 17
why dont you just have sex with him?!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Posts: 6650
-
Karma: 1,645
dan is funny...
live by the N.E.R.D
Posts: 7883
-
Karma: 17
who gives a shit theres plenty of funny people on here
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Posts: 1158
-
Karma: 3
i still think laterails and mommy are at the top of the game
Yankees Suck
Posts: 12485
-
Karma: 17
j.d.may is pretty funny. more like lewis black funny though.
---------------------
Good Fun With A Hand Gun.
MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.
---
hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
Posts: 2289
-
Karma: 15
Why the hell was this thread brought back?
Sarah
Reppin' 907
Posts: 6574
-
Karma: 81
right now i think that masterbinz is halarious. hes been saying some funny shit lately
-Brady
Posts: 170
-
Karma: 14
actually ron jeremy is 9 and 3/4's....or so he said on the surreal life...and the surreal life is ultra gay
Brian
Posts: 1204
-
Karma: 11
I was gettin worried that all the top people we're leaving until i read the dates.
My finger has a mind of its own!
Posts: 8258
-
Karma: 214
mommy is the funniest.
Check out the trailer to Minor Threat. It features the best skiers from all over New York State (It's under the edits/shorts section or in Huckfest900's profile)
Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.
Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma
Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.
Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
Posts: 882
-
Karma: 11
Christopher Walkins is funny sometimes.
---------------------------------------------------------
Team Fresh
Posts: 7883
-
Karma: 17
this is pretty pointless.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Posts: 3688
-
Karma: 11
thats the point of newschoolers^
-Tim Light-
I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Posts: 7935
-
Karma: 25
no i think im the funniest, yeah im the funniest
*NORTHEAST CULT*
^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!
quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Posts: 7163
-
Karma: 919
in what actions does it take to get banned. you must have to do some pretty wack shit.
Posts: 7883
-
Karma: 17
like do 10000 post whore posts
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Posts: 2888
-
Karma: 20
nooooo lateris dont goooo!!!!
Yeah i think mommy is prety funny
*~!Ski or die!~*
*~!Live to ski!~*
Posts: 354
-
Karma: 23
lateralis is a god, bow to him
'i am the malcolm x of masturbation'
- Brian Keith Etheridge
All times are Eastern (-5)
