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RudyGarmisch
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Jan 6 2009 10:05PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

straight outta /b/
Jan 7 2012 8:57PM
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rareison
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I don't even.
Jan 7 2012 9:05PM
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ORDEAL
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this
Jan 7 2012 9:12PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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nah
Jan 8 2012 1:06AM
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Powderhauser
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Jan 8 2012 8:44PM
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ORDEAL
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Jan 10 2012 8:58PM
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rareison
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hahaaha lost so hard.
Jan 10 2012 9:34PM
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wesley.
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ordeal uses reddit
Jan 11 2012 10:29PM
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blatt
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lol 4chan lol

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Jan 12 2012 1:15AM
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k-fred
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Jan 15 2012 12:04AM
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ORDEAL
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Un poco
Jan 16 2012 12:32AM
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blatt
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Jan 16 2012 1:25AM
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rareison
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lol'd hard
Jan 16 2012 9:26AM
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Brenone
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Jan 17 2012 12:46PM
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Powderhauser
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made this one myself..

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Jan 20 2012 4:35AM
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MN_Nice
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Jan 22 2012 1:38AM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
holy rethreads
Jan 22 2012 2:47AM
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MaxBmt
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you misunderstood the concept behind good guy greg
Jan 22 2012 10:20PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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sorry man, but this was a fail at good guy greg OC
Jan 22 2012 10:28PM
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Freeskim@n
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Jan 22 2012 10:30PM
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blatt
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You should quit newschoolers forever
Jan 22 2012 11:40PM
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Powderhauser
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sorry guys my friend made it and thought i should post it here i didnt know you guys would take it seriously.
Jan 22 2012 11:55PM
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k-fred
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when you think it's funny, you take the credit by saying you made it yourself.
when we think it's not, you give your friend the credit by saying he made it.

lol

but seriously i lold
Jan 23 2012 12:12AM
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blatt
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We don't take that photo seriously; it's just that you're internet IQ is at like a 50
Jan 23 2012 12:28AM
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mmallender.
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Jan 24 2012 1:29AM
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Brenone
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Jan 24 2012 2:43PM
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mmallender.
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gets me every single time
Jan 24 2012 4:40PM
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rareison
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Jan 24 2012 8:20PM
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Lemuel
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Jan 27 2012 7:05AM
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Big_Spence
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i just inhaled some caramel corn.
Jan 27 2012 11:08PM
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Balto
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Jan 28 2012 12:35AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Jan 28 2012 10:39AM
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blatt
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more internet humor

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Jan 29 2012 2:07AM
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Powderhauser
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found this on facebook..
Jan 29 2012 7:56PM
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Powderhauser
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sorry for double post..
Jan 30 2012 12:52AM
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J.S.
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How does not seeing her make you a racist?
Feb 1 2012 12:06AM
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Brenone
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When you see it.....
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Feb 2 2012 5:14PM
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Brenone
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Feb 2 2012 10:49PM
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rareison
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Feb 2 2012 10:57PM
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Powderhauser
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facebook....?
Feb 3 2012 12:21AM
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rareison
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Yea why
Feb 3 2012 12:36AM
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blatt
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Feb 8 2012 9:02PM
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pelle_munch
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Feb 9 2012 12:01AM
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MN_Nice
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Hahahahhaha ^ loved that.
Feb 9 2012 4:06PM
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Parks.
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Lol I'd be pissed
Feb 10 2012 9:32PM
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ORDEAL
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Feb 11 2012 12:52PM
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*simba*
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Feb 11 2012 1:47PM
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Powderhauser
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i lost
Feb 11 2012 10:25PM
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bnewbs6
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Love this thread
Feb 12 2012 2:57AM
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spruitm
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Feb 14 2012 11:03AM
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