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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
we were skiing yesterday and we had to piss. so my friend went in with me following. my friend pointed out that it smelled really bad. just as i was about to piss i noticed there was a huge shit in the urinal. then we told the janitor guy and he looked and was like 'yes! thats awesome!' anyways that was really random.
Dec 20 2003 3:26PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
i hate urinals, its just like showing your dick off to weird fuckers who want to look sometimes



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Dec 20 2003 3:30PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i dont use em.
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Dec 20 2003 3:32PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
u know whats annoying, having to go really bad but when u get there ur just standing and its not coming out...
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Dec 20 2003 3:35PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
its disgusting to think that some people want to look at u while ur using them.
Dec 20 2003 3:36PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
yea it is
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Dec 20 2003 3:37PM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
alot of urinals have like little wall things so people cant look...



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Dec 20 2003 3:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
urinals are awesome, i want one in my house when im older


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Dec 20 2003 4:30PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yea like the individual ones are real cnvenient, nut those fucking piss troph's at the stadiums and stuff, now those are gay. pun intended
Dec 20 2003 4:59PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
^haha. i like the ones with the walls



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Dec 20 2003 5:52PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
when youre a man,the world is your urinal
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Dec 20 2003 6:08PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
my school has urnals
www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
Dec 20 2003 6:12PM
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homocidal-grandson2021
Posts: 70 - Karma: 9
there's sex, vodka, and teddy bears in my grnfmas urinal
Dec 20 2003 6:39PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
what the fuck is grnfmas?


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 20 2003 6:50PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
www.urnialpoop.org
Dec 20 2003 7:14PM
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homocidal-grandson2021
Posts: 70 - Karma: 9
^^soory bout that i meant to type grandma's, as in my grandma had sex with a teddy bear and drank vodka in her magik urinal of satan
Dec 20 2003 7:29PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -22
i really want a urinal in my house



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Dec 20 2003 8:03PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
i have a shower taht i use as a urinal. jk

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Dec 20 2003 8:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i know a kid with a urinal in his house.

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Dec 20 2003 9:31PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
that would be the funniest thing to see someone do, go pee and have it splash the d00d beside u!

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Dec 20 2003 11:15PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
urinals aint so bad





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Dec 20 2003 11:17PM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
homocidal grandma is a fag. If you are a true noob then kill yourself. The same goes if you are trying to be funny and have been on ther site for a while.


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Dec 20 2003 11:19PM
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Kerflip
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
yo as your on this topic.. whats with those ass cleaning toilet things.. they spray water so u dont have to wipe or some shit i forgot what there called.. wow how f*cked up would it be to use those.. i would never haha
Dec 20 2003 11:42PM
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end_game
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
my parents are divorced and when my dad movedinto our new house, he installed a urinal. All my friends are amazed...


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Dec 21 2003 12:06AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
i wish my dad was as cool as yours...that'd be phat to have a urinal in my room...no actually not in my room, but near it...yeah


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 21 2003 12:07AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
the ass cleaning things are called bidets. ive seen a dude with one in his house. im not sure but i think that they are more comon in europe. and what about those toilets turks i think there called?



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Dec 21 2003 10:39AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
urinals don't stink as long as you flush them. I've always wanted to try a bidet. I think it would be fun.

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Dec 21 2003 11:14AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
^haha same here.



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Dec 21 2003 11:19AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
why all the poop talk?



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Dec 21 2003 11:34AM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
who shits in a urinal?
Dec 21 2003 12:46PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
Yeah guys don't use bidets
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Dec 21 2003 2:59PM
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