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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
when my girlfriend sees the hickey on my neck shes gunna go flipmode. how do i hide this thing until it (the hickey or my girlfriend) goes away?
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Nov 29 2003 10:29PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
even better i could say i cut myself shaving. good call bro.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Nov 29 2003 10:32PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
pyscho


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Nov 29 2003 11:11PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
haha this is awsome. yeah cut yourself shaving should work. and who gave you the hicky if not yourr gf? besides hickys are for 14year olds. in the big leagues if they wanna suck on something you aim them towards your shaft.




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Nov 29 2003 11:17PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
be honest you pussy fuck, jesus, you know how you fuck up a good relationshiip, or anything for that matter, not telling the truth, because it just comes back and bites you in the ass, but go ahead, run away from it again, and again







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Nov 29 2003 11:17PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
TURTLE NECK SWEATERS!!!


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Nov 30 2003 12:49PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
easy for you to say, u havent met my girlfriend
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Nov 30 2003 12:54PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
hickeys are dumb. I got one on my face from one of those little suction cup darts. It was stupid.

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Nov 30 2003 1:02PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
id just tell her dude...unless ur not wanting anything serious



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Nov 30 2003 1:04PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
but if u actually like her then just tell her the truth...lying just hurts the relationship



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Nov 30 2003 1:05PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
randle...a friend of mine got the suction cup trick done on him on april fools...his little bro put one right in between his eyes after he went to sleep and he had it there for soooo lond afterwards! he tried to hide it by wearing a hat backwards and low but it didnt work, suction cups rule!
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Nov 30 2003 1:12PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
put a spoon in the freezer wait till its good and cold then apply it to the hickie, it should make all the blood retreat from the surface leaving u with normal skin color


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Dec 1 2003 10:22AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
is it just a hicky or did you get sex too cuz cheating on your gf isn't the smartest thing to do





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Dec 1 2003 1:18PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
does it really matter... cheatin is cheatin sex or no sex, u just cant do it.


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Dec 1 2003 1:21PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
why dont you just not cheat on your gf? that makes the most sense really.


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Dec 1 2003 1:23PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha fo real. and if you are dont get hickeys or any other marks on ur body... thats just plain STUPID!!!!


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Dec 1 2003 1:25PM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
If you like your girlfriend and want to stay with her it's best to avoid her till its gone....cuz if she finds it she'll raise hell(even though she was prob sucking some guy's cock while you were getting a little hickey) ......but seriously if your ever getting involved in some heavy petting and you realize the girl is giving you a hickey-you fuckin bitch-slap the ho right there..........hickeys are usless they do nothing for you except get you busted .
Dec 1 2003 1:29PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
ok first, i know you dont really like your g/f or care too much about her. i know this because u cheated on her. you should definately just tell her. at least leave her, its not fair for your girlfriend to lead her on, when you are goin to be off messing around with other girls






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Dec 1 2003 3:04PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah really can i get ur gf number and give her a call for you and reveal you have been cheating, u need to get on Cheaters so all of america can see how dumb you are.


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Dec 1 2003 3:08PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
???, shut up
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Dec 1 2003 6:02PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
hahaha 'accident!!!' . the hickey is gone and my girlfriend never found out. besides, i got the hickey from a hot snowbunny after a long day of skiing. u cant turn down snowbunnies.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Dec 1 2003 7:34PM
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Kangaroo_Boy
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
good for you man

cheating or not, wear that thing like a badge of honor, that is, as long as it came with sex.

who gives a fuck about his girlfriend, what she dosent know wont hurt her

but, if you wanna get rid of the next one fast, rub toothpaste on it, I dont know why, but it works. trust me
Dec 1 2003 9:34PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha toothpaste... what kind?


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Dec 2 2003 7:50AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
^ Probably one of them there whitening ones would be best.
Dec 2 2003 6:37PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
asians are so smart..


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Dec 2 2003 7:03PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
You should say, 'I'll tell you where I got it if you give me head right now...'

Or wear some ridiculas piece of clothing over it and when she asks what's under say the same thing...


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Dec 2 2003 7:56PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
you can also put green eye shadow or w/e over it, to balance out the red, and then put some form of cover up over that to blend it in with your skin .... but thats more the a girls way of covering them up

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Dec 3 2003 8:34PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
hahaha toothpaste? i heard paint thinner works really well too...
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Dec 3 2003 8:55PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
acid? that could just eliminate the whole hickey.


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Dec 4 2003 9:20AM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
didnt see if anyone else said this, but comb it out using a comb or brush. just get the blood out of that area. it works, it has for me too


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Dec 8 2003 1:54AM
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cockmobsterGnR
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
so steve, im searching for some of kyle hickey's pics, and the only hit i get is your hiding hickeys bullshit... Stick to the rules man, hump em and dump em, girlfriends suck!

GRIPSET muthafucka

Mar 23 2005 10:08PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
i like to give myself hickeys on my arms so people think i get with chicks

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Mar 23 2005 10:11PM
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switch3grl
Posts: 73 - Karma: 10
depending on where it is, assuming its on your neck, a hoodie? otherwise you are fucked.

Mar 23 2005 10:16PM
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Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Hickies are just stupid, there's better places than the neck for chicks to suck.

Fez: look guys my first hickie!

Eric: Fez you used a vacuum cleaner didn't you, plus its on your arm.

Fez:no.....

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Mar 23 2005 10:27PM
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*ELLA*
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 11
Weird this thread is from 2 years ago... i actually remember it

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Mar 23 2005 11:06PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
cheating is bad? Ok, yeah it is. But hickeys are annoying.


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 23 2005 11:56PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
hickey hickey on my dickey
i just made that up

Mar 24 2005 12:18AM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
hickeys are no fun



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Mar 24 2005 12:21AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
don't try and hide it. i show my dad and he gives me a high five and says GET ER DONE!

Mar 24 2005 12:25AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
haha
i show my dad and he slaps me on the ass and says good game

Mar 24 2005 12:33AM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
steve i wont let you live this down. ever.
gripset biotch

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Mar 29 2005 9:21PM
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Anathema
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wear a scarf, and tell her that she turned you gay. that'll get rid of her

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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Mar 29 2005 9:27PM
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*BeckyK*
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This might have already been said, but use egg whites on a frozen spoon... I have no clue why this works, but it does... better than just a plain frozen spoon... or maybe its just my skin...



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Mar 29 2005 9:35PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
its embarassing when your teachers comment on them


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 29 2005 9:38PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
so funny hicky story, i got one and my rents were like where did u get that? i said from a party. and they asked what her name was, and i said emily, and they asked her last name, i said idk, and idk where she goes to school. they got kinda mad. well i gave her a huge one and her rents flip about that so she was gonna get tested to see if she got laid, which she did. so she was smart and said she got it from a girl

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Mar 29 2005 10:10PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
ha ha, her parents anted to test to see if she had sex? HAHAHAHAHA


Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Mar 29 2005 10:13PM
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spinverted
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
I've got such a huge fucking hickey right now. Prom is tommorow, my date's gonna be pissed. Whatever, fuck her. Big Pimpin'
Jun 9 2006 11:38PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
how about don't cheat on your girlfriend?
Jun 9 2006 11:39PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
turtleneck!!! actually no, please don't wear one of those. im saying just play it cool
Jun 9 2006 11:40PM
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skibunnie
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so a couple days before senior formal i dislocated my shoulder. went to physio and they used the suction cup machine that gives you a little electric stim too. well... i guess the suction was too high cause i had 4 giant hickeys on my shoulder/chest/neck/back area. aaand my dress for formal was strapless. i was so effing mad. made for a funny story though!
Jun 10 2006 2:04AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
that only works if you do it right away, if it's been a little while take a thing of chapstick and push the top into your skin and twist, after you do it, it takes about 24 hours to completely dissapear, but what a hickey is, is dried blood that clotted under your skin and you need to somehow break up the blood, but try the chap stick thing, it worked for me
Jun 10 2006 12:01PM
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