Replying to which resorts are opening?

so how many of you peoples resorts are opening? all the ones in washington have opened, and the one we ski at, the worst, opened yesterday... yeah so where are they all opening?
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.