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Top 100 quotes from fundamentalist christian chatrooms

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uosdwiSrjewoH
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the white supremecist forum website made me think of this, and i couldn't find the old thread so i made a new one, pretty good for a laugh. And i don't have anything against christians or their religion, but a woman here led her son to suicide when he came out to her, which i like to think not many of the christians on this site would.

Nov 13 2008 5:12PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
new funniest quote, that i completely didn't get the first time 'If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own.". if you dont see it, read it again
Nov 13 2008 5:19PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
ahh its not working for me. I want to read these again. they are hilarioooos
Nov 13 2008 5:23PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
it didnt work for me either.gah! i want to read these. i havent seen them in so long.
Nov 13 2008 5:26PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1, maybe this will work?
Nov 13 2008 5:26PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
it works for me, just takes about 15 seconds to load
Nov 13 2008 5:27PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
this is what the world will be like if people are atheists

ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.


ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Nov 13 2008 5:30PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
some of those are so disturbing
Nov 13 2008 5:34PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
ahaha i love stupid people. (not really)
Nov 13 2008 5:36PM
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Steazel
Posts: 553 - Karma: 16
Haha got it the first time through, racism at its holiest
Nov 13 2008 5:38PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
lmao. these people need help...

"[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian. "

"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

"To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible."


Nov 13 2008 5:46PM
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Peter.
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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nov 13 2008 6:03PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
these people are ridiculous. I cant believe people can think that way in this day and age I mean come on its the 21st century people

Nov 13 2008 6:04PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

hahahahahahahahaha!!  these are hilarious!
Nov 13 2008 6:11PM
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TheButterHashira
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I love this website. They also have racists say the darndest things and conspiracy theorists say the darndist things.
the best one
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
Nov 13 2008 6:13PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
I love the word evolutionist. The fundies have taken a theory and added an ism to it to make it seem that it is some sort of metaphysical belief. Another great phrase is creation science.
Nov 13 2008 6:15PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
o my science!
Nov 13 2008 6:23PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Wow, at first they were funny... now I am just depressed and scared.
Nov 13 2008 6:27PM
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SteezeNutz
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
are you fucking serious?
Nov 13 2008 6:28PM
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SteezeNutz
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
hahaha. oh wait. That was a quote. My bad! i thought that was actually your opinion. hhahah. nevermind.
Nov 13 2008 6:29PM
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SteezeNutz
Posts: 293 - Karma: 10
hahahahahha. fuck yea
Nov 13 2008 6:30PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
i kinda wish bush actually would have said this

Maybe his son(bush) will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?
Nov 13 2008 6:30PM
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