Smoking in back alleys and talking to pregnant men..

Hey NS, I have a story of epic proportions and a lesson for you guys.  And at the end a good discussion, anyways here it goes.

Tonight me James., FRODO, and mb. went to Downtown Vancouver to see the "That's It That's All" premier.  So, as the night starts FRODO had purchased MDMA from someone, while James was looking for a run.  Then FRODO. and I suggested that he join in on that scene since pure MDMA is veeeeeeeerrry hard to find.  Anyways, so James is like aight I'm in.  So we're sitting in the seabus terminal talking about when they're going to pop when what do you know...  My sister had just got into the seabus terminal.  And while walking there we saw a man begging for money screaming "I'm Pregnaaaant, I Need Money" which we laughed at hysterically. Anyways fastforward to the movie.  It was of epic proportions.  Best movie I've ever seen out of any ski/snowboard/action/comedy/anyothergenre movie ever.  But while the movie was starting it started hitting them.  They proceeded to turn around and ask how everyone was doing while asking them whether or not they had ever felt their friends coat with their face before.   FRODO. took his friend's toque and rubbed his face on it for around 20 minutes..  All that shit continued then they chilled and the movie ended.  So we get outside, and everyone is fucked.  And me and mb. were sober so we're all like c'mon lets go smoke some weed.  *Claim*So anyways we have this crushed water bottle with 2 holes burnt in it for choke/hitter hole.  Also this thing used to be a drybong but the tinfoil tube broke so that's in there too.  Then we put a tinfoil boll on top.  Fuck it, we were ready to find somewhere to smoke.  We looked up the North alley where there was a bunch of dudes, so we dropped off south into the other side of the alley.  We found this little place up behind a store with a ladder up to it.  We climbed up the ladder, checked for dirty needles and sat down.  So we're bogueing and there's like tons of people walking buy and hobos collecting shit.  Then there was a cop that rolled up to the light but could see us.  We just sat there waited it out, then toked again.  As I'm toking, "yo dude there's another cop car there??"  We waited it out again thank god it passed.  We finished up our 2nd bowl and packed up.*/EndClaim*  We all went into the water front station.  Mb.  and I bought a 12 pack of cookies from subway.  James. bought 3 and Nathan (other kid that i haven't mentioned cause he's not on here) got another for free.  Anyways we crossed and my dad randomly came and picked up FRODO. and I.  I get home, and somebody calls " hey is Bri (totally mispronounced my last name) there."  I replied "uhh, no?"  "Oh sorry sir wrong number bye."  Then a few minutes later I was thinking.. nobody calls this late that could've been a lost phone or something!?  Sure enough a bit of time passed, the phone rang again.  "Hey is Bri (right last name) living at this residence?"  "Yeah, why?"  "Well, I'm calling from St. Pauls hospital and she has alcohol poisoning.  Can I please speak with your parents?"  "Yeah".

Anyways so they talked and they get off the phone and my dads like " They said she got incoherent very quick I bet you this isn't alchol someone must have slipped her something."  I replied " Shutup with that stupid stuff already, I'll bet you $150 that it's not something else."  He didn't reply.  So now they're at the hospital it's 2 in the morning and I'm home safe.

So after my tremendously hoodrat claim story.  I have a question for you NS.  Why is it that the god damn government has everyone brainwashed?  Society IS an oxy moron.  They tell us to think for ourselves, yet they press their own views upon us.  Why is it that Marijuana is illegal and Alcohol is legal?  Drinking is not even fun.  It's something fun to do if there are girls, but come on the actually "intoxication" you get is not fun.  Also, "intoxication" think about that for a second.  Alcohol is NEURO TOXIC it fucks with the releases of chemicals in your brain and will  kill parts of it over time.    The reason you lose your coordination (GABA).   On top of that does anyone not understand that having your brain completely drained of water is not good for it?  Why is it that something as harmful as alcohol is so god damn lightly looked upon?  Lastly,Why does everyone think that it must be safe if the government says so?  Wake up guys the government is a bunch of FUCKING MORONS.  George Bush has pretty much succesfully screwed up the world if you haven't noticed.  The stock market is crashing.

Why does the general population absorb their bullshit?  Then turn around and talk about how fucked up the war is and all the economical turmoil right now and still trust them?

Riddle me this newschoolers.com; Riddle me this.