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Expert Village is Ruining Skiing

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IanAvery-Leaf
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^He FAILS
And now, everyones favorite, SCOTT VAIL. He has more steeze than T-Wall

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Oct 10 2008 3:44PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
"Expert Village is Ruining Skiing's Image in the Public Eye"



Oct 10 2008 3:48PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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HAHA! 2:02 in this Vid:

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"The more you lean down, the more aeirodynamic you are!
Oct 10 2008 3:49PM
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oneflow
Posts: 427 - Karma: 23
who are these tools?
Oct 10 2008 4:04PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
COC, momentum and windells all need to try hire this guy...

Oct 10 2008 4:08PM
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scottvail
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SCOTT VAIL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 10 2008 4:11PM
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Download-My-Apps
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ha every sport has these people. I wouldn't go as far as saying their ruining skiing.

But I'm actually curious if that dude even got his level one.  He butchard everything
Oct 10 2008 4:11PM
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sol.
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how to snow ski backwards           lawl
Oct 10 2008 4:20PM
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Jamie_Baril
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its for gapers, just dont pay attention to it and it will no longer ruin skiing for you
Oct 10 2008 4:25PM
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snowboardersrule
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thats just a sad display
Oct 10 2008 4:27PM
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Alex_G
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i would actually go to ski camp next year regardless if i had the $$ or not if they advertised scott vail week!
Oct 10 2008 4:27PM
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Hairmetaler
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those were some of the worse turns i have ever seen
Oct 10 2008 4:39PM
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Hairmetaler
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i love how he calls it the launch pad.. "when your coming into the launch pad" haha
Oct 10 2008 4:48PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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haha[IMGhttp://www.robesons.com/images/launch-pad-article.gif[/IMG]
Oct 10 2008 5:01PM
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skiEER
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i think its funny
Oct 10 2008 5:03PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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wow I failed. Launch Pad! [IMGhttp://www.robesons.com/images/launch-pad-article.gif[/IMG]
Oct 10 2008 5:07PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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wow try #3 Click for larger image
Oct 10 2008 5:08PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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^ "You gotz 2 approach the launch pad with some speedz!"
Oct 10 2008 5:10PM
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Mike34113
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what a slap in the face to skiing

fucking gappers
Oct 10 2008 5:15PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,750
those videos taught me everything i know about skiing.........





















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Oct 10 2008 5:22PM
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skibum193
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hes gonna break his thumb in the first video... i really hope i see scott vail at key this year, it would make my year, haha
Oct 10 2008 6:18PM
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creighton
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hes giving away all the secrets of skiing!
Oct 10 2008 8:46PM
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powderlvr23
Posts: 163 - Karma: 11
i fell as a community we owe it to our beloved sport to make a series of spoof videos in honor of these tragedies.
Oct 10 2008 10:07PM
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powderlvr23
Posts: 163 - Karma: 11
feel*
Oct 10 2008 10:07PM
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whitewater413
Posts: 528 - Karma: 215
wow i guess i hold my poles the wrong way
Oct 11 2008 12:33AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Wow, you knoe there must be something wrong when you cannot fit your knee brace under you SKI pants....
Oct 11 2008 3:36AM
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WORD.
Posts: 532 - Karma: 243
ya i was thinking the same thing, he must really want to get the sympathy votes
i think he probably tore his acl hitting that huge jump that guy was doing the spread on
Oct 11 2008 4:04AM
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powderlvr23
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Expert Village is ridiculous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyQh7pfbnG8&feature=PlayList&p=CA23D38F95A39F49&index=14
Oct 11 2008 11:27AM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
it wouldnt be so awful if the people "teaching" didnt suck so hard.
how to carve a turn,,,,,, "the less shape your skis have the smaller your turn will be" thats retarded, the less shape your skis have the longer the turn radius will be
Oct 11 2008 11:42AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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embeded version:

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Oct 11 2008 11:47AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Thank God! Now I know how to actually get into my skis! Thank you expert Village!

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Oct 11 2008 11:50AM
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HoodNative
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NS show throw a comp to see who can make the best cover of these vids. making fun of them I mean
Oct 11 2008 11:51AM
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Karcher
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wow...
Oct 11 2008 11:53AM
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ct_steeze
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 153
when your mogul skiing you need to dance with the moguls... plant shift....plant shift...plant shift bahahahahahah
Oct 11 2008 12:00PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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exactley, NS should do that. Scott Vail and that guy in tight pants wold be so ashamed
Oct 11 2008 12:02PM
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juliana.
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pshh who needs scott vail when we got natural who can teach us tips when were in jail!
Oct 11 2008 12:02PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Haha u just made me fall off my chair!
Oct 11 2008 12:04PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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GEt READY TO PEE YOUR PANTS

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Oct 11 2008 12:18PM
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joly.sp
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On youtube there was a guy from expertvillage and he had vids on how to 180, 360 and 540. Also 270 off, maybe 270 and change up but i cant remember. I actually thought he knew what he was doing. He actually could ski.

Oct 11 2008 12:57PM
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DaveM
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where would we be without expert village.... o wait..... nvm

Oct 11 2008 1:37PM
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FK.
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OH MY GOD-- "How to ski a rail"= most gaper video i have ever seen hands down. you think he could have at least not almost wipeout after straight riding a damn box!
Oct 11 2008 2:52PM
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Malcolm
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 ironically i broke my thumbs because my poll straps were placed like that.
Oct 11 2008 9:13PM
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ScooterLapooter
Posts: 849 - Karma: 9,231
scott vail is not ruining the sport...hes the future of the sport
Oct 11 2008 9:49PM
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BEARS.
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i heart scott vail
Oct 11 2008 10:23PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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like skiboards!
Oct 11 2008 10:36PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820

get scott vail to king of style
also the brace outside of the ski pants is the new steeze

Oct 11 2008 10:45PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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haha, no, XXL Jackets with XS pants are the new Steeze!
Oct 11 2008 11:11PM
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Peter.
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we need an official Scott Vail for xgames slopestyle thread
Oct 11 2008 11:16PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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"Scott Vail has been skiing since he was 6 years old. He is currently an instructor and loves teaching everyone from kids to adults. Scott competes every year in all categories from moguls to racing."
Oct 11 2008 11:28PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Oct 11 2008 11:29PM
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huckaberry
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HAHAHAHAH DAVE FROM HILLCREST

Im gonna make so much fun of him
Oct 11 2008 11:41PM
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