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You Know You're Drunk When

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ThaLorax
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This worked well in the 420 forum for a "you know you're high when...".  Let's give it a go here.



You know you're drunk when.....






every other word that comes out of your mouth is "fuck you man"



your turn:


Sep 15 2008 1:21AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
when the cops tell you to stop giving them lip and in response, you tell them to stop giving lip to you.
Oct 1 2008 5:44PM
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EastCoastPowBird
Posts: 100 - Karma: 20
When you play drunk football on an elementary school soccer field and when you get the ball you cant seem to run fast enough to get away from everyone trying to tackle you
Jan 12 2011 12:05AM
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mr_shifty
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So true. Happened this weekend at a party
Jan 12 2011 12:59AM
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dat.ass.
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IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
Jan 12 2011 1:03AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
First sign I get is my lips go a little numb.
Then I have to always refocus.

I know when I'm really super drunk when I can speak french.
Happened last month.
Jan 12 2011 1:06AM
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HenniferLopez
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when you wake up the next morning with $100 canadian in your pocket and you don't know how it got there..
Jan 12 2011 1:12AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
you drunk text a girl: maybe i'll touch your bum
Jan 12 2011 1:19AM
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snowdon
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When you've somehow ended up in Tijuana, and someone is putting a bottle of shitty tequila in your hand while you're trying to read and comprehend neon signs such as this:

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Jan 12 2011 1:37AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
You and your roommate decide to shower together to save time before going out. It starts to get pretty slippery due to the soap all over the tub and your drunk ass slips and falls out of the shower. You pull the whole curtain and rod down on yourself, then get up fix it and finish showering like a boss.
Sep 25 2012 3:37PM
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Spinoza
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go on...
Sep 25 2012 4:20PM
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ForeverYung
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More info on showering with roomate is needed
Sep 25 2012 4:31PM
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JamieOBalls
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When you dildo yourself LOL!
Sep 25 2012 4:45PM
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Anathema
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^ and a reenactment with pictures, please
Sep 25 2012 4:45PM
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Anathema
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well my comment came out a few seconds too late. now i just look like im a giant homo. i'll be leaving now...
Sep 25 2012 4:46PM
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applejuice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sep 25 2012 4:59PM
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Puzzled
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Spot on
Sep 25 2012 5:01PM
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Jebuz
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People, you're usually not drunk when you wake up.. then you know you was drunk.

You know you're drunk when when you see cork zeros!
Sep 25 2012 5:09PM
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Spinoza
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hahaha
Sep 25 2012 5:11PM
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shuckle
Posts: 590 - Karma: 317
when you can't stop ranting about subprime mortgage bonds and the stock market crash of 2008
Sep 25 2012 5:36PM
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