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Im poor as balls. lets come up with a million dollar business plan

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Jake...
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So.. just transfered all the money i have made the last 16 weeks home from university to university. You know that feeling you get very infrequently, where you are gasping for air and just cant get any. You want to cry but your so shocked tears are impossible to come by. Well yeah. great. Have a better second life alllll of my money. What a kick in the balls.

Anyone else feeling my pain right now. And anyone with million dollar ideas we could make work?
Aug 18 2008 8:13PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
already been done. or am I missin the sarcasim?
Aug 18 2008 8:17PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Buy as much crack as you can, then sell it for as much as you can. Then buy more crack and repeat. Buy guns for protection and croneys to sell for you. It works.
Aug 18 2008 8:20PM
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soup
Posts: 6343 - Karma: 4,415
hahahahahahahah your an idiot.


Aug 18 2008 8:25PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
sell midgets on ebay?
Aug 18 2008 8:32PM
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TheJerz
Posts: 549 - Karma: 67
do one of those site with 1,000,000 pixels and make companys pay 1 dollar per pixel for advertising
Aug 18 2008 8:38PM
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TheJerz
Posts: 549 - Karma: 67
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/
Aug 18 2008 8:39PM
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Blurst
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that there is a totally legit buisness plan....
Aug 18 2008 8:40PM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
ya ha and I knew thats what you were talking about but someone actually did that shit.
Aug 18 2008 8:41PM
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TheJerz
Posts: 549 - Karma: 67
worked for that dude
Aug 18 2008 8:42PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140

I dont pay for school...... Free ride baby

Aug 18 2008 8:44PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165
rob a bank...?

I sggest watching the movie dick and jane, it might help you out in your delema
Aug 18 2008 9:10PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
whore yourself
Aug 18 2008 9:45PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12

Plan 1

step one: locate heavy wooden stick and/or metal rod

step two: secure steady supply of baby fur seals

step three: profit


Plan 2 (and yes, this is not an original plan and yes it is from south park ;)

step 1: steal underpants

step 2:

step 3: Profit

Aug 18 2008 9:51PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
become a gigalo and sell steriods to teenage kids who have bead acne  and tell them they will make it better in your spare time
Aug 18 2008 10:57PM
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RICK_ROSS
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stuff flew out of my nose onto my key bord
Aug 18 2008 11:00PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
market a book on how to make a million dollars that tells people to sell books that tell people how to make a million dollars.
Aug 18 2008 11:08PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
bitch.
on a serious note, deal?
Aug 18 2008 11:16PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
Plan 3 bare with me this is a long plan

step 1: find cave that contains bear

step 2: tempt said bear out of cave with deliciously nougaty snickers bar.

step 3: capture bear

step 4: tame bear

step 5: befriend bear with a platypus, preferably a chill platypus

step 6: teach bear how to ride a bicycle.

step 7: teach platypus how to ride bear.

step 8: travel world with amazing platypus on bear on bike show

step 9: profit
Aug 18 2008 11:59PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
1.put 100$ into the bank
2.freeze yourself
3.wake up in 3000ad
4.go to bank and collect money and interest
Aug 19 2008 12:01AM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
hahaha I lol'd quietly.
Aug 19 2008 1:53AM
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