Replying to My Idea (airlines)

Since we are all skiers, this means we are all sick of getting raped at the aiports paying for baggage. Yet at the same time, as luck would have it, EVERY time I travel alone, I get stuck next to a big fat person. Her stinky, bulbous fupa that is attached to her makes my entire flight painful, and smell like bleu cheese. THEN it creeps underneath the armrest and flows into my seat like a river of lardo, and when I try to mine for my seatbelt that her massive belly has just absorbed, SHE GETS OFFENDED. But I digress...

Anyway, my idea is that they should charge fat people more for extra weight instead of skinny people for travelling with heavy bags. Or maybe both, but then we would still get charged less. Since Amurkah is full of fat fucks, I'm sure the airlines could make bank off it.