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EGADS somebody help me!!!

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MY ENTIRE bathroom is full of week-old shit and a few red peppers I think but its disgusting and it's EVERYWHERE and now my entire house smells like shit and I puked and now I'm wet naked and scared what should I dooo
Jul 26 2008 5:10PM
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SKI3PO
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Call a girl over.
Jul 26 2008 5:12PM
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Jordan
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He's going to need at least 5
Jul 26 2008 5:14PM
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I'm serious you guys. I can't afford a plumber and my dad isn't home and so I'm perched on the back porch trying to get some fresh air but I think one of the house windows is open because I still smell it.
Jul 26 2008 5:15PM
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Who knows anything about plumbing? I tried using a toilet plunger to get the roll out but I pulled too hard and it just exploded right in my hands, then the water kicked on and I couldn't shut off the valve in time and it is HORRIBLE.
Jul 26 2008 5:23PM
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Ryno
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How the hell did that happen...
Jul 26 2008 5:27PM
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Hubsta
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Use a bucket =/


Jul 26 2008 5:28PM
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Powdered_Donuts
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wow.




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wow.
Jul 26 2008 5:28PM
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I was up until 4:00 AM drawing in my sketchbook and before going to bed I took a shit. There was little toilet paper left and so I wiped my asshole with what was left but threw the wad of paper in the trash and the cardboard roll in the toilet because sometimes I do things backwards when I'm spaced out.

The next morning I went to my mom's house for the week. A week had passed, and last night I stayed at my dad's. This morning I forgot about my backwards shitfest and used the toilet again and when I tried to flush it was pandamonium.

And a bucket won't help because it won't help me get the roll dislodged from my pipes.
Jul 26 2008 5:32PM
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It was like poobutton.com only instead of a guy's ass it was a plunger.
Jul 26 2008 5:33PM
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statuswhitegirl
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jiggle the flusher thing, get in there with a plunger and get the shit outta there, if nothing works, use the bucket, or call one of your friends moms to do it for you
Jul 26 2008 5:35PM
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won't that just make more of a mess? It isn't shit that's clogging the toilet, it's a cardboard tube. Wouldn't flushing only make the water level rise and just carry the excrement out of the bowl?
Jul 26 2008 5:40PM
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Hubsta
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Use the bucket to lower the water level then try the plunger again.
Jul 26 2008 5:53PM
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Alright wish me luck...
Jul 26 2008 5:57PM
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SKI3PO
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So just the cardboard roll is stuck in the toilet? Not the entire roll right?

Go buy some drainO and see if that dissolves the cardboard.
Jul 26 2008 5:59PM
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Hubsta
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Take Air fresher or deodorant.
Jul 26 2008 6:02PM
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Pippin
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glove-hand-arm-reach- and a little elbow greese
Jul 26 2008 6:33PM
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MtHoodMeadows
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Wow - this is horrible.  You might have to snake the drain if the drano won't dissolve the cardboard.

Jul 26 2008 6:38PM
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