Replying to Funny drunk stories, lets hear em

Heres mine

So, last weekend me and some friends were out at a party and we started drinking. One friend gets totally drunk. So we drive back to my house because he couldn't drive home. As we're sitting on the couch with my whole family there he starts yelling; TITTIES! I LIKE TITTIES! over and over, but that wasn't the worst part, later that night at about 3 in the morning i woke up and heard someone banging on the walls. So i got out of bed and walked into the hall. Walking down the hall was my friend wearing nothing but a shirt. He continued walking and turned into the room that we were remodeling that was filled with tools and building materials and started to pick up a piece of drywall. "What the hell are u doing?" i asked him, and he replied "Build house build house". He then turned around to walk away and tripped over something, and fell onto the drywall he was carrying and split it in half, dust went everywhere, and when it cleared there he was, laying on the ground fast asleep. naked.