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123ski
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man, that one on conan tonight was funny
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Oct 18 2003 2:33AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you sucked off a bear?
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Oct 18 2003 3:58AM
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petek
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yeah that was really really funny, but old as fuck as well.


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Oct 18 2003 10:47AM
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Swirly999
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when a whale gets off it realeases like 350 gallons of sperm or something its fuckin nuts



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Oct 18 2003 12:10PM
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Mattman
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have you seen a cat wack off before


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Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Oct 18 2003 12:43PM
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freeskier_12345
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no
Oct 18 2003 2:17PM
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linejibber550
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haha yeah but lets not forget cocked up werewolf and little jay leno


Oct 18 2003 3:37PM
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Bangor
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^ sorry bro, but that made no sense to me.
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Oct 18 2003 6:01PM
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yeti
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'when a whale gets off it realeases like 350 gallons of sperm or something its fuckin nuts'

and you wonder why the ocean is salty ;-)

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Oct 18 2003 8:28PM
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sacha
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Conan always has the funniest shit.


Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
Oct 18 2003 8:58PM
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RudyGarmisch
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triumph the insult comic dog made that show great.
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Oct 19 2003 6:09AM
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Ryno
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just to clear it up
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A view on the downfall of the US:

221- godzilla man. he\'s gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

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Oct 19 2003 9:19AM
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freeskier_12345
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^lol
Oct 19 2003 4:49PM
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Ryno
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haha i just noticed the dude bent over at the whale slong...haha he looks so dumbfounded!
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

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Oct 19 2003 8:21PM
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freeskier_12345
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holy shit i just noticed that too
Oct 22 2003 7:28PM
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SkiHead
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wow im never swimming again


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Oct 22 2003 8:17PM
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Matty.
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im glad i swim in the lake!

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Oct 22 2003 8:24PM
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JFerg
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400 gallons? thats pussy shit. i dopped a grand just the other day.
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Oct 22 2003 8:30PM
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freeskier_12345
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^^same here
Oct 24 2003 5:43PM
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