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So here's my raccoon story. So i'm just chillin at my house, watching america's next top model you know how it goes. So behind me i hear this like scratchy noise and a thud, and i turn around and theres a fucking raccoon in my house (the door to my deck was open) trying to drag out my fucking cat's sack of catfood. SO i get up all startled and mob at the fucker, he dips out real quick and i put away the catfood. So i close the deck door, and then just look out to make sure hes gone...and theres the fucker chillin outside my house. I grab a broom and go out my front door and around my house (my deck is in the back) to trap him on the deck. So he sees me, and tries to flee past me and right as he runs past me i whip his ass with the broom, hella loud, and his side smacks up against the wall of my house and he dips the fuck out into the street, i run after him into the street with my broom and he peaces the fuck out. Just thought i'd share cuz that coon is not coming back to my crib anytime soon unless he wants to get his ass kicked again. Here are some pics i got of the fucker when he was chillin outside my house
