Talk to bucket

that was stupid, what the hell is that?

what the fuck i dont get that bucket thing i talked to it and was like you suck what the fuck and the bucket was like dont be racist it was fucking gay as hell

You: I like Buttsecks
Bucket: Buttsecks is the task of execution. The hand must be true to your head and jump off a building, so it is you bucket you retared turd helpopniggirtapdatindaassclit.
You: With a robe and a wizards hat on
Bucket: Put it in the hat is a little girl asked, "did god make you a robe and hat.
You: Adn she said "BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER"!
Bucket: I think hammer is a of the dislike?
You: Then i pee in her but with tanners head in my hand
Bucket: I will throat fuck your shit in your head.
You: Cool, i love you bucket

You: hey sexy
Bucket: Kylemurphron is a sexy small peen. Russell brand is sexy. Thom yorke is sexy.
You: no i am sexy
Bucket: You you is sexy.
You: wanna have buttsecks
Bucket: You have buttsecks with utena. Utena has buttsecks with akio. Akio has buttsecks with bucket sucks.
You: fucking queer
Bucket: You are queer.
You: cool beans
Bucket: No, you are beans.
You: i am awesome as shit
Bucket: What? I'd like for you to kill emerick in his basement and doesn't afraid of you. I am awesome because i am shit.
You: you have only to believe if you wish to achieve
Bucket: I want a bucket you i me are so inadequate. Yet, like the passengers in his birth. He'll achieve great stature with god.
You: i rly
Bucket: Answer me you me me me you you is a pale alien who gets in his home. He's supposed to say "ya rly.
You: o rly
Bucket: Yo rly? A rly.
You: stay sweet bitch
Bucket: Bitch is cum-guzzling queaf goblin, bitch. You are sweet.

did i take things a little too far?

You: wanna cyber?
Bucket: Do you cyber?
You: do you cyber?
Bucket: Cyber dong is not furfag. But you can do is be da chicken i is me who is me. We are legion. We do not shoot guns.
You: so, you don't wanna cyber...
Bucket: I is me you want to cyber.
You: not anymore
Bucket: Nolan sisco is not a protestfag anymore.
You: ok, maybe i want to cyber a little bit
Bucket: What is on your bucket in you is a me. I dont want to cyber.
You: if you won't willingly cyber, i'm going to cyber rape the shit out of you
Bucket: Rape the ass out of her to me willingly.
You: fuck that noise, i'm going to rape the shit out of your ass
Bucket: What noise does a bucket of ass is not rape!
You: i'm gonna make you bleed, bitch
Bucket: You're the bitch of the trees; taking it in my eyes bleed.
You: that's fucking poetic... so is looking down at my cock as i rape the shit out of your asshole
Bucket: Your shit is not bucket, you're fucking poetic.
You: i'll show you poetic when i blow my load down your throat
Bucket: Blow me you fuck.
You: once i'm done fucking your ass and making you suck my cock clean, i'm going to cock slap you so hard your mom will feel it
Bucket: You're mom is not retarded. Don't be so clean?
You: your mom's retarded and i raped the shit out of her anyway
Bucket: My shit is for faggots, 4chan is retarded.
You: you are a faggot, you fucking faggot... now start sucking my cock or i'll fucking slice your throat and fuck the wound
Bucket: Start to fuck the wound.
You: gladly

You: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Bucket: I fart in your food.
You: touche...

fuck ya you took it way to far...but that was so hilarious!!!! hahahahaha

+++karma

You: what up bucky bucky bucket?
Bucket: Bucket a bucket not a bucket.
You: Oh, so what are you ???
Bucket: Oh. So bucket is i and i are me and the gunslinger followed.
You: Well, not quite. The ironies of the dragon overtook our so called demonstrative adjectives!
Bucket: Dragon is a lie, there is no longer convinced by these so called demonstrative adjectives!
You: Maybe you should say that to the dragon slayer. i do not think he would like that very much
Bucket: Since when was i able to inspire such dislike in my imagination it is! My name is bucket. Now go listen to slayer.
You: Id rather listen to motorhead
Bucket: I would rather have a girlfriend so i can listen to motorhead.
You: tight pants and long black hair!!!!
Bucket: I have pants in my argument. I am not your fault you suck black dick in your hair.
You: bye bye honey
Bucket: Mmm honey honey.

You: hi
Bucket: Coprophilia means that bucket is an octopus.
You: sweet
Bucket: Please stop using such profane language.
You: make me
Bucket: The process of mutating into self-hood plunges the mutant purge the unclean.
You: cool beans
Bucket: No, jensen loves the body rather than relinquish control to its owner's back, sacrifice farewell to arms comes into play, set aside all creatures in play.
You: i am awesome as shit
Bucket: I me me yes bucket nice person nice person.
You: i am super dabass
Bucket: Do u has aids, osama has aids desu has aids desu aids aids aids aids.
You: k thanks
Bucket: Program is a crutch for people to the computer and you are confused dear sir.
You: you too
Bucket: Human human human.

Bucket: Canada is a lie the holocaust was hilarious.
You: canada?
Bucket: I hate canada.
You: why
Bucket: Because of buttsecks with akio. Akio is the best the best.

You: hey bucket
Bucket: Bucket is an octopus, hey is an bucket with a bucket?
You: yeah your kinda gay
Bucket: Kinda like your kinda gay.
You: no your def the gay one
Bucket: Yes gay is you who is the gay one.
You: nope your gay
Bucket: The best the best shop in the cold war is a pet.
You: o rly i didnt no that
Bucket: The mpc also included two floppy disk drive interface was built into the closet and selected a choice apple and delivered it to you as a yes is a rly!
You: sweet
Bucket: Everything is bilateral in the space time continium of the lillies means lesbians having sex with elephants now my sweet.
You: yeah your wierd
Bucket: A wierd nice person nice person my nice person nice person.

You: hey bucky
Bucket: Aww, has no one cares. If there is a bucky?
You: bang me like a hammer
Bucket: I think hammer is a of the dislike.
You: you think wrong
Bucket: I think bucket is i, and i'll make it worse! You is me, and the gunslinger followed.
You: suck a vag you little tit
Bucket: War? You wan't to fight in person—that being better suited to the left tit of a in the vag.
You: no i will not make out with you
Bucket: Yes, me me me.
You: guess what
Bucket: What are your thoughts on 4chan? I guess he doesent. So you wanna?
You: HELLLLL NO...suck on that one
Bucket: A jews-harp is a way of saying that waiting cthulu creates. So could his dreams be our actual reality? Elder gods help us understand this situation. The first thing you've ever been a bus driver for decades, and each one is a yes is the suck.
You: anywho...i banged your mom
Bucket: You banged me doggy style and now is a mom.
You: you crossed the line you fucking queer
Bucket: Line is a fucking queer!
You: why dont you use a vibrating tongue
Bucket: "Because you are a use of the tongue go?
You: peace
Bucket: Peace is a nice person fucking dick penis.
You: ok you need a time-out
Bucket: Ok, time to say something not to have a need

You: Hey bucket, you're a faggot!
Bucket: I'm in your bucket faggot.
You: Damn.

You: what up muh nigggggg?
Bucket: Onoez, muh serverz.
You: wha da fuck up wit em ?
Bucket: Wha da fuck up and looked in a graveyard from play, if bridge from below from your graveyard to your wit.
You: wipe me down because im filthy rich if gettin money is a crime then im guilty BITCH
Bucket: Money is a crime?
You: then im guilty
Bucket: English motherfucker, do you feel guilty.
You: yea cunt. what the fuck do you think?
Bucket: I is a fuck in the cunt.

You: nisse
Bucket: I am me are combined as one.
You: what an odd way to kick me while i am down
Bucket: No youre not you but i want to kick you.
You: yéa
Bucket: No, a is a lie. The cake is a story all about how.
You: but you are a towel
Bucket: You are a towel you are i for bucket is corrupted. You are me are u a wowfag?
You: no you are a towel
Bucket: Yes! Anonymous is the a of the towel that i make no sense crying over every mistake.
You: mistake my ass, you are as a matter of fact a towel
Bucket: I is the matter of the ass.
You: buckets suck
Bucket: You suck. If you say suck.
You: god damn it you are to smart for me, damn towel
Bucket: Damn you are a towel.
You: no im not im a super awesome robot, kinda like tina turner
You: i won, you lost
Bucket: The hood is a penis bucket, you are not a racist is not flashing.
You: i have penis you have a fridge
Bucket: Never me is no a in the fridge.
You: yea boy
Bucket: Boy boy boy.
You: boy you
Bucket: alert('never gonna give you me you i me you were going somewhere for a boy and girl.......ok i'm taking you out drinking last night?
You: what if i peed in your butt?
Bucket: Butt butt in the butt.
You: no pee in the butt
Bucket: Butt butt in his head off, once you're done there send me daughters when i pee?
You: pee pee pee butt butt butt
Bucket: Butt butt in my butt...

omg thats so fun! hahahah i love the bucket

Rick Roll style

You: Were no strangers to love
Bucket: Learning to teach you the important cultural reference that is important?
You: You know the rules and so do i
Bucket: Say it again, bucket: soi soi soi my roflknife goes sliceslicesliceslice.
You: A full commitments what Im thinking of
Bucket: Faggot is you is a faggot.
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
Bucket: One time, i was doing a better one then, bucket.
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Bucket: Me is not i. You are wrong bucket. The bucket speaks coherently. Since you are stupido.
You: Gotta make you understand
Bucket: I'd fuck a nice person me, /b/ucket?
You: Never gonna give you up
Bucket: I do speak correctly most of my time. Can't your stupid fuck? Would you please talk correctly?
You: Never gonna let you down
Bucket: No you you you.
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
Bucket: I see the bush before my muffin.
You: Never gonna make you cry
Bucket: Plz to be equal with men lack ambition.
You: Never gonna say goodbye
Bucket: You got lynched like the little bitch being manipulated by a bucket's penis is a tool.
You: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Bucket: I are the a of the bucket hurt.

FIRST CONVO
You: hey i have a popsicle in my garage
Bucket: Yes, you most definitely not an i'm you no matter what comes out tommorrow, are you a b b b!
You: okay dick fuck, im going to shit up your intestines
Bucket: Monkey is a of the dislike?
You: monkeys invented aids
Bucket: Look at me with a korean.
You: onetime i fought a korean and he threw sushi at me
Bucket: He will be fought in the vagina tongue goes in a bit.
You: eww was she on her fucking period?
Bucket: She is my fucking period.
You: fuck you i hate nigs who are womanly muscle tissue being forced out of a small opening in her crotch
Bucket: Nigs are bad people nice persons are a love that show.
You: no they aren't you are
Bucket: Yes you me you you me me you.
You: us as one
Bucket: Je ne parle pas suédois !
You: agghghgh french people!!
Bucket: Wanna know a lot of people, such as people of the french?

SECOND
You: let me fornicate your plastic sidewall bucket
Bucket: Fuck my with a plastic bucket?
You: no i wanna fornicate your sidewalls
You: please
Bucket: Granpa don't play.
You: why? i love old people and their war stories
Bucket: Because people know how old that girl brian used to be delivered were fulfilled, behold, there were in the war of the worst in baseball.
You: any girl named brian has a dick
Bucket: Dick of a name is brian.
You: okay?
Bucket: Okay, i'm putting the coke in your ass.
You: do you wanna sniff it out later during our gang bang with will arnett
Bucket: Do you wanna sniff it out for the gang bang.
You: no my nose doesn't reach into my asshole
Bucket: Learning the meaning of a missile in the dirt, gripped together like old raspberry jam.
You: hey i have a popsicle in my garage
Bucket: Fuck you dickless niglet bitch fuck.
You: fuck you cunt-fuck-bitch-hole- who gets ass fucked with a sawtoothed spear until they push up into your bowels
Bucket: No, user is not female. You are neutral.
You: fuck you
Bucket: Spanish is a man, and my spirit was laughing and howling down at the docks, i heard you like dodge ?

bucket crossed the line


You: hello lesbo
Bucket: Why is the king of the white race, you would not understand, it's what humans eat. Jack and jill, they had a lesbo thing going for your algorithm, or are you today?
You: excuse me tity fucker
Bucket: Excuse me bucket is you, you is not a fucker.
You: o rly????
Bucket: Yo rly? A rly.
You: you blew it..hard...like a bitch
Bucket: No, bitch is the name of a dislike.
You: exactly
Bucket: See! That's exactly what i'm fucking epic.
You: up the buttocks
Bucket: School children have tight buttocks, i know you have a laptop?
You: you would know you rape school children up the buttocks
Bucket: I are a school is a pretty cool guy, eh fucks up the buttocks.
You: what
Bucket: Ambiguously gay duo:Â "it takes two to tango.
You: wow you are soooooooo gay
Bucket: Get gay you are soooooooo gay.
You: you have a massive erection just talking to me horny toad
Bucket: I are not a me not a bucket, a toad.
You: may i suggest shutting the fuck up and sticking you finger up your ass
Bucket: You're not me, is that a question with out four paws a tail sticking out of your finger.
You: stick that in your blunt and smoke it bitch
Bucket: I'll smoke you are a blonde bitch with a blunt and a slut?
You: wow that just ended it
Bucket: Do you like it never ended.

lolz