Replying to Maaayne ma icon is lookin staaaale kiiiid

ok whats been good folk..tryna step up my icon game, but I lack the technological skills to craft a new one. Wondering if anyone has those skillz..something to give me enough street cred to compose myself in this manner:

or like this:

pm me if you got da skillllllz so i can tell ya what to make tha icon foooolk..karma fo ya