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wanna buy a cat?

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Drail
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alright, my girl is allergic to cats and stuff, and everytime she goes to her dad's place the cats attack her...

...she slept on her front poarch two nights ago to get away from the evil kittens.

so i'm selling them on the black market. anyone in the vancouver area wanna buy a cat? actually, if anyone wants to buy a cat I'll put it in a box and Fed-ex it out to you. $50/cat or 3 for $200.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
Oct 12 2003 7:03PM
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petek
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did u fuck it or somethin?


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
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Oct 12 2003 7:04PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Three for $200? Wouldn't it be more logical to make it three for $100?


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Oct 12 2003 7:13PM
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petek
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its not the pussy i want


'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'
Me- come here doggy
Karl-I dont think he understands english man
Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
Oct 12 2003 7:18PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I'll buy one, you sure it won't be dead by the time I get it? I live in Michigan and no use for dead cats.





I am a ninja, with karate powers, I kick people, in the face, someboday just, farted.
Oct 12 2003 8:40PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
why would you sell your cat on the net it would be more ethical if you shot it in the asshole witha bbgun until it died
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Oct 12 2003 9:00PM
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Mattman
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^ this is Hilarious
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Oct 12 2003 9:02PM
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bigtreefallhard
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is michigan hick country?





what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Oct 12 2003 9:02PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
now thats a dumb question
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Oct 12 2003 9:04PM
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P-JO
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You'll find most of your hicks out of Detriot, Michigan, we actually like to call them, gangsters. Otherwise where I live its non-hickish but theres a town called robinson and people blow shit up for fun and ride tractors.





I am a ninja, with karate powers, I kick people, in the face, someboday just, farted.
Oct 12 2003 9:10PM
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HandiBoard
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whats wrong with thAT
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Oct 12 2003 9:12PM
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P-JO
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nothing, my dad just won't buy me a tractor.





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Oct 12 2003 9:14PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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there are many uses for a dead cat. remember that.
-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Oct 12 2003 9:16PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
like blowing it up or running oiver it with a tractor
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Oct 12 2003 9:16PM
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1080ski
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lol
Oct 12 2003 9:55PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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and chinese food






-Lauren
Oct 12 2003 10:09PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
hey, i like chop suey
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Oct 12 2003 10:10PM
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Bangor
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so, when we talk about cat food, we're actually talking about CAT food?
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Oct 12 2003 10:16PM
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daddy-o
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put 'em in the microwave
Oct 12 2003 11:01PM
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