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Squirrels have no steeze

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Bangor
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Has anyone ever noticed this? I mean, they move around all robotic like. Their tails just follow their sorry asses around all day like a reject from flag school.
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Oct 11 2003 9:49AM
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RideBLUNT
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no dude, squirrels r steezy fo sheezy, maybe u have some gay poser squirrels, the ones round me are hardcore, i think a couple r sponsored by Deez Nuts. Tha flyin squirrels r super steezy tho. Also this thread sucks



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Oct 11 2003 10:07AM
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rebel
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Squirrels are ugly and have no steeze. Chipmunks are where it's at. Those things have so much steeze. And skunks. Skunks are pure steeze. They shouldn't even be called skunks, they should just be calles steezes.
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Oct 11 2003 10:55AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my bro just went squirrel huntin today

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Oct 11 2003 10:56AM
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^thatas cuse you guys are hicks




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Oct 11 2003 10:58AM
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Lateralis
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yeah, theres some hicks here, they cut up deers with chainsaws and axes in their driveway and the blood flies everywhere


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Oct 11 2003 11:23AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Neither squirrels nor chipmunks have steez they're all twitchy like a cracked out hoe and when you're camping they rob your nuts!

In the end of last season I was coming home from the mtn. and I stopped at this kind of run down deli because I was really craving some potatoe salad. So I'm waiting in the deli for the guy who was in the bathroom taking a massive shit and I am kind of looking around being bored whatever and I look at the wall behind me and the entire wall is plastered in photos of dead and cut up animals. HUNDREDS. Being a veg I got really disgusted and had to go into the bathroom after that guy took his shit and gagged... and the bathroom smelled so much like poo. It was a terrible time.






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Oct 11 2003 11:30AM
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daddy-o
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I'll rob your nuts bitch
Oct 11 2003 12:28PM
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mattster
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my cat has no claws what so ever and she took down a pussy ass squrile there was a skined squirel corpse on my front door the othere day
Oct 11 2003 12:48PM
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RideBLUNT
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sick



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Oct 11 2003 1:04PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I used to have a cat named Gizmo who was a toy-bangled-miniature leopard and it was crazy. One time it killed a weasle a lot bigger than himself.






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Oct 11 2003 1:05PM
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mattster
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yeah it was pretty gross
i put it into the revine in my back yard with a shovle
Oct 11 2003 1:10PM
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Lateralis
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my cat comes home with squirrels, chipmunks, birds, moles every single day, she tries to bring them in the house and sometimes she succeeds and then it becomes a challenge to get the animal away from her cuz she hisses and growls at you


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Oct 11 2003 1:11PM
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shorty_T
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my rotweiler, dozer, likes to chase squirrels and mice across the golf course by my house and when he catches them he swings them around until their back or neck breaks then he brings them home and sets them at your feet- it's really gross but it's funny to watch.

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Oct 11 2003 1:50PM
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hucksterjibber15
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my cat is very protective over the stuff she kills, shell try to kill you, and then you have to kick it, but when u kick it she still doesnt let go of whatever is in her mouth. its hard
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Oct 11 2003 2:54PM
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Muteman
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my cat kills at least one squirell a week. It is so badass. ITs killed bunnys too.
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Oct 11 2003 2:56PM
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PhaedeD
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d00d squirrles have mad steeze. the way the climb the trees be crazy y0











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Oct 11 2003 3:19PM
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Lateralis
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one of cats caught a big ass crow and mauled the thing in a matter of seconds


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Oct 11 2003 3:20PM
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P-JO
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One time when I was little I saw a dead squirrel and I had trouble pronouncing words. So when I went to the neighbors house I told them a 'sgirl' was dead, they freaked out and I just rode my big wheel away.
Oct 11 2003 3:22PM
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Bangor
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ahahhahahaahahah, wow, that's great.
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Oct 11 2003 8:01PM
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hazel_32
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squirlles are pretty cool....but gophers are where its at...out practice field for football is next to a levee and gopers burrow into the side of it....and sometimes they run on the field during practice and coach tells us to chase after them and not stop till its dead....we never catch them



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Oct 11 2003 8:11PM
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Bangor
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hahahah, that must be a sight to see.... a bunch of guys chasing after an oversized rat.....
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Oct 11 2003 10:12PM
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QuazBotch
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Seals have steeze. Walrus's got the flow.
Oct 11 2003 10:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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raccoons have some stick style... and if you say they dont, they steal your trash can
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Oct 12 2003 2:15PM
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bigtreefallhard
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beavers have style, and on the topinc of cats; my 7th grade teacher shot her cat in the head because it was sick




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Oct 12 2003 8:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i heard a story about kids burying a cat up to the neck and running it over with a lawnmower...
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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Oct 13 2003 2:07AM
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