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Seductive catch phrases

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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
I need a bunch of seductive sexual catch phrases
Apr 28 2008 10:34PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
Me: do you have any Norwegian in you?
Girl: no
Me: do you want Norwegian in you?

they laugh, and its usually a good conversation starter.
Apr 28 2008 10:35PM
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JC_Nolan
Posts: 812 - Karma: 37
hahahah thats mad good
Apr 28 2008 10:36PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
HAHAHAHAHHA
Apr 28 2008 10:42PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

hahaha
Apr 28 2008 10:44PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
lemme pee in your butt bitch
Apr 28 2008 10:45PM
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thecounty
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 290
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
Apr 28 2008 10:47PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
the only thing your eyes havent told me is your phone number.
Apr 28 2008 10:49PM
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B-VUR
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 167
I like him
Apr 28 2008 10:50PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
Apr 28 2008 10:50PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
yes, i finally get to use this......

COOL STORY HANSEL
Apr 28 2008 10:59PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
you- did you grow up on a farm?
her- (almost always) No
you- well you sure know how to raise cocks...

if she says yes whole line ruined you look dumb
Apr 28 2008 11:05PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
hi my name is _______ and i'll fuck you
Apr 28 2008 11:07PM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
You - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?
Her - Ho
(you then proceed to pull out both your pockets so as to look like bunny ears with you dick in the middle)
 You - Do you want to?
Apr 28 2008 11:08PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Thats beautiful....
Apr 28 2008 11:25PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
you: what winks and fucks like a tiger?
her: what
You then wink.

or if you're with a friend and you both see a cute girl, ask the girl if she's into french architecture, like the eifel tower.
Apr 28 2008 11:26PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
so word around here is you have a vagina? want to hang out later?

or

i really just want to touch your belly button from the inside.
Apr 28 2008 11:28PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
me: do you want to play
her: what?
me: i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

Apr 28 2008 11:35PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
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Apr 28 2008 11:50PM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
Nice shoes!... lets fuck

damn you must be in great shape, becuase you've been running through my mind all night

I don't know how to say this, but I'm kind of a big deal, people know me.

or the ever classic, drop your panties, biatch
Apr 29 2008 12:00AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
i may not be fred flintstone but i can make your bed rock!

me: did it hurt?
her: did what hurt?
me: when you fell from heaven

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

i think we should have intercourse (somehow that works)

nice clothes, they'd look better on my bedroom floor

those pants are skin tight...how do you get into those pants?



 
Apr 29 2008 12:05AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
i usually just bite my lip then slip 8 pills of advil in their beverage.
Apr 29 2008 12:20AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
hahahahaha
Apr 29 2008 12:26AM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
just say hi catch phrases are stupid and usuallly come out as lame. just approach the girl and start to talk to her
Apr 29 2008 12:37AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
but your a woman....does that make you a lesbian?
Apr 29 2008 12:45AM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
You XXX bones in your body, want one more?

I like your eyes.....Wanna fuck?
Apr 29 2008 12:53AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
I lost my teddy bear.... Can I sleep with you? (has worked)
Apr 29 2008 7:15AM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13
Bahaha that would be great if they said yes...you would just stand there "...Ummmm see the thing is I was expecting you to say no...So yea I'm gonna be on my way"
Apr 29 2008 8:29AM
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VERN
Posts: 215 - Karma: 171
haa or the 50 cent line...

do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see me in them
Apr 29 2008 9:40AM
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cct_222
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 141
do u have a keg in your pants???........cause i wanna tap that ass
Apr 29 2008 4:24PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
me- are you a lesbian?
her- no 
me- prove it
Apr 29 2008 4:33PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Question: Are you fruit at the bottom or sturred?
Looking for this answer: Fruit at the bottom waiting to be sturred.



Who loves Bio-Dome? I do!
Apr 29 2008 5:30PM
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finnafuckyobitch
Posts: 1647 - Karma: 865
good thread....bumpizzlwe
May 11 2008 3:22PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
I know a bunch of girls that would work on. I have to use this
May 11 2008 3:36PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
anything you can say to distract her when you put the roofie in her drank
May 11 2008 3:50PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
hahahaha
May 11 2008 5:46PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
"i hate every bone in your body except for mine"
May 11 2008 6:14PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
you: hey wanna go get some pizza and fuck?
her: uh no..
you: what, you dont like pizza?


hey i lost my phone number can i have yours

if your right leg was christmas and your left leg was the new years....could i visit you in between the holidays?

bitch get in my car
May 11 2008 6:19PM
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samskisalot
Posts: 711 - Karma: 12
you- what do penguins do?
her- i dunno or really any other answer.
you-they break the ice, hi im ______
May 11 2008 6:26PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
"watch the teeth or you'll be leaving without them"

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
May 11 2008 6:34PM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
me- do you have a gun
girl-no?
me- good cause im about to rape you *hits over head with lead pipe*
May 11 2008 6:38PM
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chimp
Posts: 616 - Karma: 117
Fuck me if im wrong but your name is Laura, and if she says yes then sucks for you jackass
May 11 2008 7:31PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
word.
May 11 2008 9:05PM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
roflmao...wtf...
May 11 2008 9:13PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
stop with all these godamn acronyms. in every single thread you post in theres always an lol or rofl or wtf or sybfphybfhwasons.
May 11 2008 9:31PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
you have 206 bones in you're body, want one more ?
May 11 2008 9:36PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
The word of the day is Legs. What'dya say we go back to my place and spread the word.

If your left leg were Thanksgiving and your right leg were Christmas,  could I visit between the holidays?

pretend you're blind and pretend to accidently bump into her and lightly fonder her tits and say "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a brail nametag.
May 11 2008 9:37PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130

May 11 2008 9:38PM
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Mooose...
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 77
hahaha good one.
May 11 2008 11:01PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
haha
May 11 2008 11:08PM
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