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A GOOD JOKE...

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je_te_baise
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lets do a joke contest in here so at least we have some fun instead of talking about who is the cuttest male in the industry, thread done by a male anyway ...GAY


so lets start the jokes here


what does have for legs and a arm..?

a pitbull in a kindergarten


mahahahha
Mar 31 2008 7:37AM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Women's rights.
Apr 2 2008 3:53PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Lawlz....I bet the female population of NS would love to see this thread haha
Apr 2 2008 4:23PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
why couldnt helen keller drive???


she was a woman
Apr 2 2008 4:29PM
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b-kul
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hahahaha so randomly funny. i got one:

a guy walks into a restraunt and sees a panda sitting at a booth. after the panda gets done eating he pulls out two guns and fires a few shots. the man instantly ducks and watches the panda leave but no one else even flinches. the man calls a waiter over and ask what just happened. the waiter says look up pandas on google.
the man got home and googled panda, it said "pandas: eats, shoots, and leaves".
Apr 2 2008 4:53PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
have you seen hellen kellers new car?

neither has shee.






why were hellen kellers arms broken??


she tried reading a  sign at 40 mph.


what do you call a bear with no teeth?
a gummy bear. lolzzz
Apr 2 2008 4:58PM
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ajax
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WNBA
Apr 3 2008 12:07AM
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tBenz
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hahaha i love it
Apr 3 2008 12:45AM
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mtsteeze406
Posts: 447 - Karma: 11
Hillary Clinton is at her office one day and a magic bird appears.
The bird says it can grant her one wish.

After much debate Hillary says: "Magic bird, make these god dam love handles dissapear!"

And just like that

Hillary's ears fell off.....




Apr 3 2008 1:00AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123

theres a plane thats going down and so a women jumps out of her seat and says "somebody make me feel like a real women before i die" the cabin goes silent all of a sudden a man gets out of his seat and starts walking towards her unbuttoning his shirt.  her heart was beating with anticipation and as the two get close the man takes off his shirt hangs it out in front of him self and  says "iron my shirt"

what do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

fucked

whats the diff. between a dead baby and a trampoline?

you take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline

whats blue and rolling around on the floor?

your baby boy playing in a plastic bag

what do you do when you dishwasher stops working?

smack her and tell her to keep on working..

Apr 3 2008 1:39AM
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solitaryman
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there is a dog lying in the middle of the road dead and a black guy lying in the middle of the road dead whats the difference?

theres skid marks leading up to the dog

theres a mexican riding a bike why don't you hit him? because it might be your bike
theres a black man riding your bike why don't you hit him? because it might be your black man

yea now i give up for now
Apr 3 2008 1:41AM
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zesty_buddy
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hahahahahaha some of these are pretty good.

A woman is paying for her groceries. She pays for some eggs, bacon and milk. A man behind her says, "You must be single." The woman looks at the man and then at the groceries and says, "Yes, but how did you know?" The man replies, "Because you're ugly."
Apr 3 2008 2:03AM
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toominator
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not cool
Apr 3 2008 2:34AM
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