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Not really, a quote but it involves a bit of gaper.
French Alps, Avoriaz just waiting for the big six seater at the bottom of the
resort, standing next to a French dude with a helmetcam and a woman with kid
(like nine or so). I ask him about his helmet cam, he replied to me that he was
so stoked to get some footage, he just got it.
A few moments later, it is our turn to board the chair, we slide forward and
sit down and almost instantly, and this woman slams down the bar with
incredible strength. However, the Frenchman was leaning forward a bit so she
smashed of his helmet cam and it went flying through the air and landed in the
thick pow.
Moreover, when we got to the top we wanted to pull the bar up but she kept it
down saying "it wasn't safe" She basically made the lifty stop the lift at the and then she pulled the bar
up. Liftie was seriously pissed and verbally abused her in French.
When we went to search for the camera (i sort of saw were it landed) we found
out that one of the lifties at the bottom had already got it, and he gave it to
the French guy.
I feel sorry for the kid to have a mom like that.
SPARKNOTES:
Woman nocked helmet cam off with lift bar - She would not pull up the bar at
the end unless the lift was stopped. - Liftie verbally abused her in French -
Camera was found by other liftie.
Seriously, you win.
funniest one for sure
Funny thing in the liftline today.
Me (Volkl Bridges)
Gaper son: DAD! He's got tricky skis!
Gaper dad: Thats right, hes got the uh, double feed...the....double feet....those twintoes...
Me: They're twin tiips, seriously, guys.
Carhart's the shit
some guy does a backflip.
gaper on chair next to me "oh he did a spin thing"
Hiking a park yesterday, straight aired the first jump, throw a 3 off second, right after a take off
Some guy with a dog, throws his arms in the air: Holy shit, he's gonna crash!
Needless afterbang, and take off my skis
Same guy: You know the chairlift isn't working?
Me: Thanks for the heads up bud. (Start hiking back up)
and rightly so
thats absolutely ridiculous, true or not +points to him if he actually did it though.
the guys at my local Play it Again, are such gaper idiot!! they always screw up what i tell them to do.
i just got some bindings mounted of my new skis, they had weird lifters/risors (not sure exactly what they are but they liftup the bindings) and i toold them to take em off. when i go to pick em up... obviously they fucked up and left they lifters on!!
i sit next to this gorrila like kid in meteorology who has told me that he skis at some mt all the time, but he doen't rly know naything bout the sport so i never discuss wit him. one day he over hears me and a buddy in the class discuaaing skiing and the euro xgames:
gorrila kid: someone did a double cork? that's not hard
me: can u do that?
gorrila: yeah dude, i learned how to last year (i can tell in his tone that he's a fucking retard and doesn't even know what that is, but i go along wit it)
me: word dude! what kinda skis u got?
gorrila: i don't rly know the name of them, but their blades.
me (i then laugh at him) ur a fucking faggot
gorrila: why man? blades are the best skis ever made!
me: what are they good for?
gorrilla: dude, u can go like super fast in them, way faster than any other ski, and they're perfect for the pipe
i then stoped talking to him...
i was a working lifts at copper and a ski school teacher with a bunch of kids asked if i could take one up with me. so i helped him up on the chair. and i asked him how his day was going. and he then said.. i pooped my pants... i did not say anything more. and i when we got to the top i waited till the girl and the rest of the kids were there.. and i was in a hurry i did not tell her..
so it did happen ASS
