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Creative things to hold in your hands instead of poles

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Yauch
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if you like gorilla steeze you should hold bananas

if your a gangsta then you should dual weld some pistolas

we already asked the busness man, he carries a cellphone in one hand and a briefcase in the other

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Mar 6 2008 9:50PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
as wellas wear a backpack
Mar 7 2008 12:11PM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Ninjas...
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Mar 7 2008 12:16PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
as in nunchucks/throwing stars?

if so it is the threads end
Mar 7 2008 12:21PM
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cousinmark
Posts: 939 - Karma: 29
light sabers
Mar 7 2008 12:22PM
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kristie
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 214
salmon
Mar 7 2008 12:23PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Bitches. Wear a massive fur coat but don't put your arms through the sleeves, then when you drop in to hit something, the girls smoothly take off the fur coat just like Joe Namath used to do back in the day.
Mar 7 2008 12:33PM
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bernard.saucier
Posts: 248 - Karma: 61
I ride with a mouse and a keyboard in my hands so whenever i feel like practicing my typography i can. You guys should watch some of my mouse-spinning tricks too. My mommy always said I am special.
Mar 7 2008 12:36PM
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oldskewl
Posts: 457 - Karma: 10
If you are a porn star you hold your penis
Mar 7 2008 12:37PM
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bernard.saucier
Posts: 248 - Karma: 61
No offense, but im pretty sure everybody thought about it but ALSO thought it was too easy and not original enough to say it. However, it was good to see someone that didn't have the second thought :)
Mar 7 2008 12:45PM
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oldskewl
Posts: 457 - Karma: 10
you know what is funny - I actually had the second thought and said fuckit I'll go for the obvious
Mar 7 2008 12:54PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
Hold another pair of skis in your hands so if you go from park to pow just take off your park skis and put on your pow ones.
Mar 7 2008 1:02PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12
If your a cop hold a cup of coffee and a doughnut.
Mar 7 2008 1:41PM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53
i was gonna do that for my places gaper day...and retro boombox crankin out jump by van halen and other 80's hair metal
Mar 7 2008 1:45PM
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blindside
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a cane aka big pimpin
Mar 7 2008 1:52PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,816
squeegees are always good for the rain.
Mar 7 2008 1:56PM
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dubage
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 688
double fisting mountain dew
Mar 7 2008 1:57PM
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rossiskier93
Posts: 781 - Karma: 103
agreed...
i thinks it is numchucks not nunchucks
Mar 7 2008 2:06PM
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shabinka
Posts: 743 - Karma: 10
ah van halens hair metal now?
Mar 7 2008 2:20PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
if you have vegitarian steeze you can hold carrots.
Mar 7 2008 2:39PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
BOOBIES
Mar 7 2008 2:44PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
beer cans?
Mar 7 2008 2:47PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
a red bull and a burrito!!!
Mar 7 2008 3:30PM
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Greg_o
Posts: 316 - Karma: 82
hockey sticks
Mar 7 2008 9:14PM
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crussell
Posts: 194 - Karma: 28
kyack paddle, imajine how much speed ud get

(spellings terrible)
Mar 7 2008 9:21PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,324
a beer in one hand and a smoke in the other.. the real reason I don't use poles.
Mar 7 2008 9:30PM
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B.Snow
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 92
Bananas
Mar 7 2008 9:32PM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
how bout dustbusters, you could turn them on for extra speed
Mar 7 2008 11:49PM
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nauseA
Posts: 448 - Karma: 10
I thaught it would come further up the list... 12 reply to say guns, I'm dissapointed NS...
Mar 8 2008 12:09AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
i was going to mention the olenick thing, haha.

a lunchbox? or one of these
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Mar 8 2008 12:37AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
oh word, it even has a wrist strap!^
Mar 8 2008 12:38AM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
only thing you should hold in your hands is dicks.
Mar 8 2008 12:39AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
Get like some FREAKING UMBRELLAS!!!!!
Mar 8 2008 1:04AM
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Yauch
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 62
haha that would be cool if you think your gonna bail then just open them and youll parachute to safety
Mar 8 2008 1:27AM
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Calvin.
Posts: 771 - Karma: 10
Cocks
Mar 8 2008 2:45AM
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mikee
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magic cards///
Mar 8 2008 2:59AM
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bernard.saucier
Posts: 248 - Karma: 61
L O L SO TRUE
Mar 8 2008 9:01AM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
an acoustic guitar
Mar 8 2008 11:24AM
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lotsoffun
Posts: 278 - Karma: 15
snowballs to throw
Mar 8 2008 11:49AM
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Faggghkxd
Posts: 1163 - Karma: 13
yea dude i posted that above but there are people at my mtn. that bring umbrellas and sit in the park all day its so funny
Mar 8 2008 12:43PM
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Will_B
Posts: 163 - Karma: 20
a microphone in one and a karaoke machine in the other.

pump out the jams!!!
Mar 8 2008 1:10PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
that's mean. it should be my sandwich in one and she can't use the other cause it is chained to the sink.
Mar 8 2008 2:19PM
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low_fidelity
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debbie downer
Mar 8 2008 2:49PM
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jfbolieuvaldi
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if you're a bird put your arm like wings
Mar 8 2008 3:07PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

kittens

Mar 8 2008 3:59PM
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tBenz
Posts: 900 - Karma: 11
a hang glider (idk how to spell it)
Mar 8 2008 4:05PM
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ryankachel
Posts: 219 - Karma: 20
either koosh balls or bottles of bleach
Mar 8 2008 4:17PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
this is obvious

a ghostbusters lunchbox full of dick drawings
Mar 8 2008 4:28PM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11
haha ^^

and also someone said cups and there were couple of replies that said girls (or bitches) so lets combine those and what do we get???
Mar 8 2008 4:41PM
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Faggghkxd
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hahaha i love superbad
Mar 8 2008 5:30PM
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GUZ
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 255
hot dogs
Mar 8 2008 6:19PM
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