lets hear em
here's mine. 2 years ago, i was part of my highschool football team. There was this girlfriend of a linebacker, who tasted jizz for the first time, and actually liked it. So than, at the end of the season party, she decides to give most of the starters head, and she would spit, into a 1 liter bottle. There wasnt enough, so she gives ALL the players head, inclding some of these fat ass linesmen. When she's done, the bottle is filled, and than she drinks it ALL. just thought i'd share
'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.