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So my dad googled me...

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

and was connected to my newschoolers profile, that happened to say "$5 dollar blow jobs" under "best tricks"...

so my mom freaked out and wrote me a letter asking why i would say something so self destructive about myself....


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Jan 17 2008 8:52PM
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dodgeridge*rider
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 25
no your a pokemon character who breaths fire
Jan 19 2008 12:27AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
jesus calan how old are you?!?! haha thats funny though!
Jan 19 2008 3:01AM
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~auddie~
Posts: 757 - Karma: 24
damn gurl that sucks, s'okay, my dad got facebook so he can creep on my page, the other day my friend uploaded pics from nye, fucked up shit that is, really hope he didnt see them.
Jan 19 2008 3:44AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
ha i got my cross country results  and my mountain dew vertical  challenge results from 3 years ago..ha
Jan 19 2008 4:01AM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
Haha I only got race results and rail jam results nothing from NS my names not on it so I dont think I can?
Jan 19 2008 8:25AM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
What comes up for me is "Duff and associates"
DuffDuff

thats it haha
Jan 19 2008 10:11AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
yeeaaaa for last name davis!
Jan 19 2008 10:40AM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19
Haha! that's funny as hell. my parents can't even use the computer.
Jan 19 2008 10:57AM
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VT_FLO
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just change it to five doller hand jobs.
Jan 19 2008 12:29PM
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stompdat
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googling is for creeps. myspace is where it's at. get with the times mutha.
Jan 19 2008 12:34PM
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HailSatan
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
 hella suck.
Jan 19 2008 12:37PM
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grahamhowe
Posts: 167 - Karma: 158
so u dont give blowjobs for $5 anymore?
Jan 19 2008 12:39PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
Hahaha that just made my day

Jan 19 2008 1:04PM
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da-bling
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hahahaha

Jan 19 2008 5:24PM
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skiEER
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haha thats a pretty good price
Jan 19 2008 5:38PM
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CJHski
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when i read the title i thought "googled" was somthing bad that  your dad did to you illegally
haha
Jan 19 2008 5:41PM
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SARTRON
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i cant google my name :o(
Jan 19 2008 6:10PM
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VT_scratch
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man i hate how ur name isnt pink! its just standard to me now that guys are blue girls are pink. so iread the thread and im like WTF?  then i saw the sig..
Jan 19 2008 6:30PM
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uni-corn
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Probably an image search
Jan 19 2008 6:38PM
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skiblandford
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must have been weird when they found out ahhhh go hide
Jan 19 2008 6:46PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
wait...How did googling your real name get him to your newschoolers profile? Or did he know your username? That is really funny though, good luck getting out of that awkwardness.
Jan 19 2008 9:35PM
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Sno.
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type Calan DeWald into google
Jan 19 2008 11:10PM
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Sno.
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i know, right?
Jan 19 2008 11:12PM
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Alex_thedroog
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hahahahaha, that would suck

Jan 19 2008 11:13PM
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.jc.
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well for my name it came up with a gay porn website

Jan 20 2008 1:51PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
apparently a guy with my exact same name is a big writer for the washington post an is pretty good at it too
Jan 20 2008 1:55PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahahaha, that's funny shit, I can't believe they made you take it down... how depressing.
Jan 20 2008 2:59PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
And Google says I'm a professional poker player and/or actor... word.
Jan 20 2008 3:00PM
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theres_ghosts
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theres got to be a great cheapshot for this


i just cant think of one
Jan 20 2008 3:11PM
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hartig
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So I just googled myself, and I found this..

http://www.informationdelight.info/encyclopedia/entry/Newschool_skiing

Why my name is on there, I have no clue.
Jan 20 2008 3:45PM
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Hannah.
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i just get a bunch of bullshit about hannah montana
Jan 20 2008 6:21PM
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cardoso6
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My parents don't even know how to start FireFox, let alone google me haha.


..Sad, really.
Jan 20 2008 10:29PM
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BMB
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don't google my name cause its a pornstar
Jan 20 2008 10:31PM
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PBRasap
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but more impotantly . . . why would your parents google you ?!
Jan 20 2008 11:20PM
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rocktheLPs
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apparently im a professor of design at yale
Jan 20 2008 11:28PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
hahaaha, that's hilarious, kinda sucks for you though
Jan 20 2008 11:36PM
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asonUnique
Posts: 361 - Karma: 13
im a soviet cosmonaut who died not too long ago...nice!!
Jan 21 2008 12:05PM
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sconniestyle
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maybe her dad googled $5 blowjobs and then once he saw the profile, used it to cover his tracks.
Jan 21 2008 12:36PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hahaha, wtf that's hilarious.

the best part of that article:

" The general assumption here is that newschoolers are "bad-ass mother fuckers" "
Jan 21 2008 12:44PM
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Sno.
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LAWL, for realz though, lol
Jan 21 2008 6:50PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
the only thing that comes up for me that is actually me is a picture on took thats hosted on here, and swim meet results from years ago... the rest is all reese witherspoon crap.
Jan 21 2008 9:39PM
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anna*
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im telling stel.
Jan 22 2008 4:24AM
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08-Line_Rider
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wow that is just to funny
Jan 22 2008 9:21AM
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saucybiscuits
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i am a japenese cartoon artist
Jan 22 2008 10:26AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
i dont even think that's a haiku, isn't it 5 syllables, then 7, then 5?
Jan 22 2008 10:36AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
calans bj's are worth a lot more than 5 dollars let me tell ya.
Jan 22 2008 2:00PM
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beezey
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ya, i got in trouble for my name being the_shocker then my quote said something about if someone screams at you and mde you come and it was by SpankyAnalWhore, yup............. my mom asked me if i liked anal sex it wa sweeet
Jan 22 2008 3:01PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
your mum knows what the shocker is?
Jan 22 2008 5:13PM
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whattheshit
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she has had 5 years to learn about it.
Jan 22 2008 7:34PM
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