aight, heres a cool one, its about my grocery store.
here goes
alright,
yo' i go to the super one,
its lots o' fun,
we walk the isles,
with big silly smiles,
i go to get some bread,
cuz my belly needs fed.
then theres this fat hoe,
with her boyfriend, what a shmoe,
shes all fallin out,
rolls everywhere,
all he does is caress her,
rubbin that fat,
hangin on them handles,
i bet hes on top.
then i go get some eggos,
leggo my eggo fool,
i meet some peeps, k-fiz and daniel.
he has a cocker spaniel,
its in the store,
it just shit on the floor,
im like fuck,
i aint touchin that,
and hes all, aight, ill do it, i think its phat.
then i punched him,
with gangster style,
im in denile,
but about what,
does he take it in the butt?
he cant, hes not gay,
but from straight, has he strayed?
probably not.
then k-fiz, thats another story,
she went running in all her glory,
at the football game,
she came,
dressed in noth-ing,
she skipped to the 50, 40, 30, 20, 10, touchdown
her boobs were floppin up and down.
what a fucked up night,
but to my delight,
im gonna go to bed.
all true events
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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy
Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.