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Things you do while you shit

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GANDALF
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i usually play snake on my phone, text, or use my laptop. it always prolongs my shit though and i end up sittin for an excessive amount of time.
Nov 27 2007 1:33AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
Focus on taking a shit
Nov 27 2007 5:43PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
imagine this, you go to wipe and somehow it was a poorly aimed wipe and a little poopie gets on your hand, then you realize expelling of solids from your anus is not over so then you go to continue folding clothes but your finger is a little brown and you stain your clothes. once you go to wear them the next day you get embarrased badly
Nov 27 2007 5:57PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
sometimes i leave the door open so i can yell for people and then they see me and smell my rank smell but usually i just txt or call someone but i got to shit now so yea late    


and sometimes i will do the old poopsterbae = poop and masturbate 

or the poochewsterbate were i have a dip in while taking a shit and i masturbate its awesome 
Nov 27 2007 6:01PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
Read shampoo bottles, Browse through my cell phone, iPod, PSP, or just poo.
Nov 27 2007 6:05PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019

Play madden on my phone. I definitely stay in there for the entire game.

Nov 27 2007 6:15PM
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psizzle
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 567
i cut my nails, read freeskier and sometimes pluck at my eyebrows with my finga nails
Nov 27 2007 6:16PM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
no.. i have a bath room in my TV ROOM. Did you read my post?
Nov 27 2007 6:53PM
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easson19
Posts: 430 - Karma: 10
You know when you sit for too long and you can feel the poop stuck to your asshair? that sucks. the most important part is def. the wipe! you have to be standing too.  i dont mean any of this squatting 50/50 half sitting shit, i mean like good posture standing upright.

thats how its done

Nov 27 2007 7:35PM
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First.Aid
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Post in this thread
Nov 27 2007 7:46PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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whistle....
Nov 27 2007 7:50PM
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DeSena
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i hate when things are going on when i shit... i love silence and a warm bathrrom where the toilet seat is warm as well, i usually just fold my hands and think about things silently, with no distraction, wheather it be girls, school, friends,family, skiing or whatever... jsut think about shit that you dont usually have time to think about... thats what i do
Nov 27 2007 7:53PM
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messplay
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nol joke, i sit here on ym desk chair surfing the web until i REALLLLY have to go poopiez, then i book it about 25 feet out of my room; i know its HUGE and you are jealous, then i go down the cherry wood floor on my hallway, chill my balls off after making contact with the cold tile floor. my nipples get hard then i put toilet paper on the seat to keep my cushies warm otherwise the pleasure of poopiez isnt nice, i take about 93 seconds on the can then flush, wash hands run back into my HUGE room and continue surfing NS.


Nov 27 2007 7:54PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
nol joke, i sit here on ym desk chair surfing the web until i REALLLLY have to go poopiez, then i book it about 25 feet out of my room; i know its HUGE and you are jealous, then i go down the cherry wood floor on my hallway, chill my balls off after making contact with the cold tile floor. my nipples get hard then i put toilet paper on the seat to keep my cushies warm otherwise the pleasure of poopiez isnt nice, i take about 93 seconds on the can then flush, wash hands run back into my HUGE room and continue surfing NS.


Nov 27 2007 7:54PM
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breckfreeskier
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 22
wow. just wow
Nov 27 2007 7:56PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
i write poems sometimes.... mostly about pooping. Or play the guitar, i feel like i make the most beautiful music on the toilet
Nov 27 2007 8:04PM
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IcePointa
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 19

Dood u hav a HUGE ROOOOM? Like OMGollerz dooood ima gonna come over to your HUUGE ROOOOM and plant marijuana plants all over but you wont notice cause its so HUUUUGE. And eventually my plants will get as HUUUGE as your ROOOOOM and then youll be like OMGollerz how did these HUUUUGE plants get in my HUUUGE ROOOM? And I come over with my HUUUGE machette and harvest my crops and as payment for the use of your HUUUGE ROOOOOM I just off your dick (it itty bitty) so that you can go get plastic surgery and get a HUUUUGE vagina.

Nov 27 2007 8:10PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
listen to music is always good.
Nov 27 2007 8:13PM
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*freeskierpj*
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 13

I just text or play games on my phone...no laptop at the moment but I used to bring that in there too...

Nov 27 2007 8:43PM
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STREETS
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Well a couple times I used to take this small portable black and white TV with me, now I either read or play psp, or read shampoo bottles or something.  I have pooing(sp) like down to a science cause I have quite a weak stomach I get diarreah quite frequently. I always pad the seats so they are warm.  ANYWAYS.......This thread made me lawl quite a few times .
Nov 27 2007 9:09PM
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Gigantaface
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My friend has a 3 foot long iguana that lives in his bathtub named Chong. Its tradition that when you take a shit at their house you have to hold Chong on your lap.
Nov 27 2007 9:31PM
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jimmychung
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hahahahahhhaha
Nov 27 2007 9:49PM
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ryano
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hahahahahahaha. if thats for real, thats awesome.
Nov 27 2007 10:24PM
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Benedetto.
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whats the point of brining your laptop? can't get off aim for 4 minutes? can't stop browsing ns for a few moments? i'm confused with the world
Nov 27 2007 10:45PM
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NcKing34
Posts: 354 - Karma: 78
i play fight night on PSP and when i get really into it its easier to snap it off.
Nov 27 2007 10:46PM
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-Kieran-
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ur fucking funny
Nov 27 2007 10:51PM
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theres_ghosts
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this is a scary thread.........................


just wondering why you want to know
Nov 27 2007 10:55PM
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Grove_Street
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ya i will have to agree, taking a shit is aqward enough
Nov 27 2007 11:03PM
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Gigantaface
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im 100% serious
Nov 27 2007 11:09PM
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pDails
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 75
AMEN TO THAT!! i also read  a "would you rather..." book.
Nov 27 2007 11:29PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
im crappin right now
Nov 27 2007 11:34PM
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Crackaghan
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ha well for me it depends on the situation.  Usually when those gastric feelings start to arise i begin my battle plan.  Thus bringing me onto my 3 battle formations

Normal, "Relief-Shit"
    -Usually bring a thorough reading utensil that will stimulate my brain cells resulting in a boost in intelligence EX: Time, Popular Mechanics, Playboy, etc

Runny Death Shit AKA. Diarrhea
    `-That shit hurts therefore i usually bring some Angry music to stimulate my adrenaline such as Suicide silence, as i lay dying, and norma jean.  I will then typically begin to mosh with my towel rack and the shampoo bottles in my bath tub to bring out my anger for eating (usually Mexican) Food that causes this such extremity

Contipated Ass-Buster
    -This is when its time for the novel/ Electronic device.  Sometimes a Ds, sometimes Hamlet.  and always those little stress dolls.  Only one problem with this plan: i may be flanked with a broken bloud vessel from the intense straining


Nov 27 2007 11:56PM
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efritzz
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HAHAHAHAHAAH.
Nov 28 2007 12:53AM
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reggyboy
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nothing when im taking a dump its straight up bussines time, get in there do what i have to do an get out. not to say i dont enjoy it most of the time... i'd just rather be doing something else than sitting on the shitter for longer than 10 mins
Nov 28 2007 9:49AM
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pDails
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agreed. i heard they did a study about it in the U.K. and its now proven that girls dont actually poop, just rose petals once a month
Nov 28 2007 10:45PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
laptop looking at NS or porn
text
read
clip my fingernails
freestyle about poop
Nov 28 2007 10:49PM
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AMG.
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read freeskier, thats where they all are, on a table/shelf thingy within arms reach of the toilet. and personally i think eating while shitting is nasty, yea yea, theres the whole begining and end of the cycle at once thing but its damn gross.
Nov 28 2007 11:20PM
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GANDALF
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funniest thing i have read in awhile. major lolage
Nov 29 2007 12:44AM
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tommihq
Posts: 905 - Karma: 11

Mostly Im in so much of a hurry that i dont even have the time to grab a mag but sometimes i take a donald duck mag with me <3

Nov 29 2007 11:39AM
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Benedetto.
Posts: 2526 - Karma: 64
a cigarette will cure this!
Nov 29 2007 12:04PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
read Powder mag, or MILFS Vol 9...its the best
Nov 29 2007 12:22PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
o my i hope not!
Nov 29 2007 2:43PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
i usually poop
Nov 29 2007 3:04PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
pics or it didnt happen....get a picture of the lizard. i find this hard to believe
Nov 29 2007 4:55PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
bet the family is not from the US...or i dont see a holding a iguana and shitting ritual in any family...
Nov 30 2007 11:58AM
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A[yellow]Nation
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
jam to tunes and read..

worst shit ever is when you sit there for too long and you get a crusty asshole cause you dont wipe and youre too busy being occupied.. sucks.
Nov 30 2007 7:01PM
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