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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
what do u do when you know ur going to eat it hard overshooting on a huge table? i usually swear a lot ('FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!') and then straighten my legs and try to absorb the impact as best i can. when i hit i absorb, then crumple and slide, still swearing ('AHH FUCKIN SHIT! MOTHA FUCKAH!!!').

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Sep 10 2003 4:23AM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
amanda flaps her arms while she over shoots okemos landings haha





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Sep 11 2003 11:18AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
d-lite talks like pootie tang
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Sep 11 2003 7:10PM
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Nopow
Posts: 624 - Karma: 11
flail yell alot of shit then get ready to hurt and take it hard. then yell more shit
Sep 11 2003 8:50PM
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Romo86
Posts: 90 - Karma: 10
First off when your landing without one of your skis unless its a small jump and u have strong legs your actually supposed to land on your back in most cases, i tore my ACL and MCL becuse i tried to land at Mt. Hood with one ski and when i landed my skiless foot went into the snow and then rrrrrrrriiiiiiipppppp, btw ive broken and hurt almost everything and it was by far the most painful
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Sep 11 2003 9:22PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
gallant at least i overshoot them....you undershoot them you pussy...take some speed into those jumps. hahahaha

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

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Sep 11 2003 9:27PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
ohhh,how sweet. ex-lovers quarrel..
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Sep 11 2003 9:36PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
haha, so i'm racing my friend down this mildly steep trail for the hell of it, and we get to the last part of the trail, where it gets really steep for a short bit...... and i see this mini-mogul, so i'm like, sweet, i'll hit that shit, grab, and then win this shit. so i hit it, and my right ski flexes & pops my boot right out of the bindings. so, i'm mid air, over a trail rapidly dropping away from me, and i'm going faster than full tuck. i'm going 'fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck' in mid air, while my ski flies along right under me. when i hit the ground, my ski was right where my boot was, and i thought i was going to click back in, and ski away from it. FUCK NO. instead, i fall, and get binding-boned to my ass, while i'm still going super fast..... i couldn't actually walk to the car that night.
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Sep 11 2003 9:46PM
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cams
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usually if i fuck up or something in the air i swear and shit, if im over shooting i just kinda try and keep myself balanced so i can absorb the impact but i usually eat it anyways, and if i fuck up on a rail or landing and smash into the ground i always get it laughing my ass off and all my friends are like whoa man are you okay.. yeah
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Sep 11 2003 10:28PM
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MightyDrake
Posts: 222 - Karma: 13
I usually say a loud AH CALISS or TABARNACK (french swear) then i try to absorb the impact.
Sep 11 2003 11:00PM
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