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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
today i was coming home from the dentist, and coming home spotted what might be the best bumper sticker ever. there, on a rav4 bumper, was MILF in big letter. and guess what was driving...
-chris
Sep 10 2003 12:25AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
some old guy?



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Sep 10 2003 12:37AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
yup! oxygen tank, those goofy sunglasses that fit over the normal glasses and all!
-chris
Sep 10 2003 12:40AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahaha aw man, i thought a milf was driving....


-Jason
Sep 10 2003 12:41AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
no it was a milf
-chris
Sep 10 2003 12:45AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
Isnt it MILTF? not MILF




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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
Sep 10 2003 12:59AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
you don't give shitty little words a letter like to.



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Sep 10 2003 1:03AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
JESUS IS COMING..... quick, everyone look busy.
-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Sep 10 2003 1:04AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
i saw some guy rocking the huge JESUS IS COOL sticker yesterday. the best one is If its tourist season why cant we shoot um?

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar
Sep 10 2003 1:27AM
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fidottio
Posts: 720 - Karma: 9
'Hit me, i need the money'
'Nosey Fucker' (small print)
'At least i own it' (on the shittiest car i've ever seen)
(-.-) NUKED (-.-)
Sep 10 2003 1:30AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
'jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole'




Seize the carp
Sep 10 2003 1:39AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
'watch out for the idiot behind me'
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fear makes it fun

'ride, ride, how we ride' -Dead Kennedys

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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Sep 10 2003 1:53AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
I swerve for cats.



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Sep 10 2003 1:55AM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Clausen, I have a shirt that say's that on the back.
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Theory-3 Media
Sep 10 2003 2:09AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
'Smile if your not wearing panties'

and

'Don't Jeresy Vermont'
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SRMC
Sep 10 2003 2:20AM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
'Save Arizona's water. Drink Polish beer.'

on my truck







I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.'

Sep 10 2003 2:36AM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
i love your sig^
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fear makes it fun

'ride, ride, how we ride' -Dead Kennedys

'im a mugger!
ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

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Sep 10 2003 2:37AM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
Practice safe sex...GO FUCK YOURSELF
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cBf
Sep 10 2003 3:11AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
'I'm a Vermonta ill do what i wanta' --- I want one of these so bad for my skis

'Lost your cat? Check under my tires.'



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Sep 10 2003 3:13AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
my dad put one on the fridge of our camper that says 'BEER helping people get laid since 1868'
-chris
Sep 10 2003 3:25AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Here it is..........
http://www.littleafrica.com/black/media/sticker2.gif
************************************************************Founder and Co-owner of Handi boards inc
Sep 10 2003 3:28AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
'Say Yah to da UP eh?'

FARP Trailer
'Simply put, the greatest trailer ever'- Resnick13
FARP Forum
www.FARP.tk
Sep 10 2003 3:31AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
The footprint of the American chicken...

concept108 is a fag
Sep 10 2003 4:29AM
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jholer2
Posts: 576 - Karma: 11
i saw one today that said 'BUllSHit' but the l's and the it were really small. and i saw another on the just said 'fuck bush'



'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
Sep 10 2003 5:21AM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
the best ive seen is 'I am jesus' and the guy driving looked exactly like him jesus beard and all
'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
Sep 10 2003 5:26AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
My personal favorite is 'MOPEDS ARE DANGEROUS' Any 'vineyarders' will know what I am talking about. And I have another that says 'Will not swerve for babies'




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 10 2003 5:55AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
'keep canada beautiful, get tattooed'
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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.
Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.
Sep 10 2003 6:01AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
do you live on the vineyard? where?


concept108 is a fag
Sep 12 2003 3:17AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Our family has a summer home outside of Edgartown on the water, what about you?




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 12 2003 3:36AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
my cousins have a place on chappy, we go there sometimes in the summer...

concept108 is a fag
Sep 12 2003 3:43AM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
I like the Darwin ones. You know, its the Jesus fish with legs and it says Darwin inside.


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
Sep 12 2003 3:45AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
My ex has a place down on chappy... well actually it's more chilmark I guess but whatever...




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 12 2003 3:48AM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
my grandmother lives in the gingerbread houses in Oaks bluffs.
bumper sticker:

Drive it like you stole it

keep honking im reloading


i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
Sep 12 2003 3:48AM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
''how am i driving? call 1-800-EAT SHIT''
one youve probably all heard:''My kid beat up your honors student''
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I promise I'll donate soon...
Sep 12 2003 4:00AM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
dont laugh mister your daughter might be in here

do it in a van


i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
Sep 12 2003 4:05AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I may be fat, but you're ugly...and I can diet!

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Sep 12 2003 5:30AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^haha, sweet.

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what makes me hot?
i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj

member of both the
'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'
and
‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
Sep 12 2003 6:17AM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
Bumpah stickah for the cah


i have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire
Sep 12 2003 6:19AM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
dont drink and drive, you might spill your drink

i suffer from CRS 'cant remember shit'



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'just give a girl the 'wink and the gun'. easy as falling off a bike.'~221
Sep 12 2003 6:17PM
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SasmoAssasin
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
'stop honking im reloading'
'so many cats so few recipies'
'unless your a hemeroid get off my ass'

im from montana and this bumber sticker was going around that says 'Save the River remove the damn' so my friends and i had a few made that said 'Save the city Remove the Hippies' we go to a school where there are a lot of tree huggers

Sep 12 2003 6:45PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
'if you are drinking and driving, unbuckle your seatbelt'
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Weed: My Anti-Drug
Sep 12 2003 8:22PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
thisangelicrage, i live in falmouth near chappy...when do you come here?

Love Always,
Grayson

Yes indeed son, I used to be Candide1

Sep 13 2003 2:02AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I usually make it down for a month or so, usually in July. I am right near the golf course in Edgartown, by fuller st. beach.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 13 2003 2:07AM
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SPOOOK
Posts: 316 - Karma: 153
My kid beat up your honor roll student.




PLEATH! SNOWBEH! NO!!!
Sep 13 2003 2:10AM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl

Horn broken, watch for finger

--but my truck is just going to have a gun rack w/ a saddle rifle in it and an NRA sticker in the window. THat's better than any bumper sticker.

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'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Sep 13 2003 6:53AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
theres this kid, who kept taking this erasable marker, and writing i love cock, on my windows, so i took a piece of paper, and then some packing tape, and wrote i fucked seth (seths his best friend) and i taped it onto his bumper, i thought it was funny
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 13 2003 7:10AM
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