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The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
5 line max...

go!
Sep 24 2007 5:59PM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
Seems like your getting a lil big for you britches,
cockyness isnt flattering just ask them bitches,
when im done with your ass you gonna be in stiches
and I aint making no jokes, the bigger they are the harder they fall
so get you kneepads on rook, cuz back to momma its time to crawl
Oct 3 2007 5:00PM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
i dont ask bitches shit, i tell em what i need
like bitch suck my dick then plant that kush seed
i guess thats the difference between you and I
you crawlin in the dirt im forever immortalized
this shit comes to me, without even thinkin
as you read this shit yo confidence shrinken and shrinken
who's next to step? come see what it's about
all yall bitches is trash, thats it nigga im out


Oct 3 2007 8:17PM
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masterexploder
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
well if my shit consists of trash
then you rhymes are compost
im known as the green snatcha
so keep your dimes close
u call that thing of yours a mouth?
more like a slime hose
wanna kno how a pro spits?
well then listen up close

Oct 5 2007 12:10AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
well ladies and gentlemen your in for a treat
suburban gangster boy wants to compete,
to beat me though wanksta is quite a feat
 your gonna be hinding under the sheets
and at the end your sure to suffer defeat

Oct 5 2007 12:21AM
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Glenjamin
Posts: 139 - Karma: 10
Watch it guard, I'll smoke yo ass
Spark the herb hit it hard, you chokin on that shit, youz a pussy.
Ill show you whos boss, sttick it in yo girlfriend. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Then BLAT spat on her face
Lickin the shit up, tells me its salty, we head to the party, got mah gat.
Vest on my chest, nigga im wrecked, gimmie the mic check,.BlATI In out


dont worry i kno its bad.
Oct 5 2007 12:28AM
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solitaryman
Posts: 3578 - Karma: 123
homie dont even try that shit was wack,
i could make more money than you could off those rhymes sellin corrupt crack
dont even try to return this
you cant burn this shit
i lick yo mommas clit
Oct 5 2007 1:32AM
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Bsand
Posts: 364 - Karma: 427
socks socks you put them on your cock
rub um up and down and make the bed rock
Oct 5 2007 2:36AM
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DopeSauce
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 26
http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newschoolers.com%2Fweb%2Fforums%2Freadthread%2Fthread_id%2F321235%2F
Oct 5 2007 4:02AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
best believe his mommas clit be the first pussy you got in months
tryin to push crack in alleys while we be smokin blunts
probably makin small change in a shake junt sukin cock
you best make like scrtchskier, go home and fuk a sock



Oct 5 2007 5:17AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
someone should set all these to a beat, and make a CD, some of this stuff is top notch
Oct 9 2007 9:10PM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
newschoolers mixtape with dj bishop would be shit cause newschoolers rappers suck some massive dick. but whatch gonna do when the 12 year olds got rule over this forum of newschool.


Oct 10 2007 12:14AM
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Sno.
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werd.
Oct 11 2007 1:54PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8786 - Karma: 6,254
post post post?
ill fuckin post the most
most of you who post really are just fuckin gross
so let me keep this thread going
with a rap im not knowing
and just saying random shit in my head...
Oct 11 2007 6:36PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Lets get this shit goin
cuz i like the mad rhymes
dont let this die
cuz it takes a lyrical
genius like my friend Fry
to spit a meaning ryhme

Nov 8 2007 12:38AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
this is pretty much over loser
Nov 8 2007 2:28AM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
I don't know who your friend Fry is,
but if he raps like you someone should make sure he knows where his ass and his eye is,
maybe he can locate his brain and his mouth,
and call a cab back to his house,
and feed that bullshit to his pet mouse.
Nov 8 2007 11:39AM
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Waffle11
Posts: 481 - Karma: 16
nice and slow??? bend over and suck my dick ho
My rhymes are hot, quick and slick, way better then ur tiny asian dick!
Wait a minute, let me think..whens the last time you heard a rap from a chink
You make good fried rice, i'll give you that, but u aint no pimp in a big top hat
Get out of this thread, stop smokin grass,  Dont rap again or ill deport your ass
Nov 8 2007 12:46PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
BUMP this is epic
Dec 17 2007 8:17PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
epic? who says epic anymore?
everyone knows whose mamas a whore,
why you looking around son im talking to you,
i hear a bird outside going a ca coo, ca coo, coo,
damn nuk this is a rap battle what the fuck is a bump,
man your sista and i just did ah hump, ah hump, hump,
hope your egos not to high cause ima bring it to the ground,
youll land on the floor going what the fuck? looking around,
man this shits too easy
man i sound like weezy
be all remix on your bitch ass,
hope your not too slow cause my rhymes are fast,
im outta time so ima say peace to yall,
to all the cuties out there dont be afraid to call

Dec 17 2007 8:28PM
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wev-skis
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10

You love that asian rice but u prefer the waffle
you spit at him but your posts are aweful.
first you say suck my dick, thinkin its a chick
then u say, that chick has a dick.
it seems very clear, that you might be a queer
but all of that is stuff we dont need to hear.

Dec 17 2007 8:29PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
btw no true offense to your mother or your sister, that was strictly rap battle lingo, also i do not pretend or believe that i am black but i do have one black friend and i saw a black person ski before!
Dec 17 2007 8:30PM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
no true offense? get off the fence bitch, say what you feel
i aint apologizin for sayin shit thats actually real
get out this thread bitch you weak like Achille's heel
run up on me and my boys you'll get split, banana peel
cause not many kids on this site can really flow like me
not many motherfuckers can really push these trees
what im sayin is that im hotter than 100 degrees
in more ways than one son, no police please
im done with this verse until someone else goes
then its back to work rhymin, and smokin my dro
Dec 17 2007 8:54PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
i hate to break it to you but your shits fuckin weak
what your on rite now is a bad rhyming streak
im not hatin on you, just being oblique
that you, armada nc, ARE FUCKIN GAY
Dec 17 2007 9:02PM
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[duffle]
Posts: 78 - Karma: 9
armada nc
I see you pee
Word is bon
Im so black
Fuck shit cunt motha fucka dont step to this son
Dec 17 2007 9:02PM
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[duffle]
Posts: 78 - Karma: 9
Shit I rap battled the wrong person, ok its about you phillipc...what you gonna do son?
Dec 17 2007 9:04PM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
first things first man im the farthest thing from gay
did someone shit in your cheerios? have a bad day?
what you're on right now is some bullshit i say
you're sittin there listening to britney and the fray
i understand man, you cant really rhyme
but its ok kid just dont be hating on mine
one day you'll get it bro, that's all in due time
till then your girl can suck my dick and lick off the slime

Dec 17 2007 9:13PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
First of all you can't roll a blunt
You roll it loos you mothafuckin cunt
Yer shit is weak
its mos' definitley streaked
your about to keel
No way is that shit real
You cant take this stuff
or yer mama's muff
Yer just a bitch
With a bad ass twitch
Go back to Cincy
Just chill out with Quincy 


(haha no offense ma rap sux)
Dec 17 2007 9:23PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
I heard this lil bitch and his boyfriend can't afford lube so they use mayo
step back and lay low, don't make me go paypa dough (paper -money) on your ass for a easy K.O.

my punches are like a tropical storm while yours strike like a little fucking cap gun
I've been fucking your girl cuz she said all you can give her is a strap on

you wanted a mod to close the thread cuz you know we all think your punches are funny
I'm your worst nightmare bitch, this bully think's it's swirly time along with taking all of your lunch money

sorry I have a job, but you know all about them while working your local corner
people tell me that each night you hold up a sign saying "CHEAP BLOW JOBS UNDER A QUARTER"

have you learned anything??, I guess not cuz apparently your still dumb
fucking with me leaves you with a questin of which angle would I liked to be killed from,
don't worry I'll make sure you have a stone saying R.I.P (Rot In Pieces)

your skillz are unstable, this is rap not wrestling, so theres no need for any wooden tables
I'll just strangled you to death with a fucking microphone cable
Dec 18 2007 6:21PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
pwned...too bad you just waisted half an hour makin that up
Dec 18 2007 7:33PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
yo rhymes ain't shit, I think this is your first hit, too bad I'm hot, burning with the flows I've lit
so fresh, fast, and ever so clean, yet you won't find my name in a magazine...
because the evidence is left in the path of destruction burnt with the rhymes and your own corruption
so just back it up a notch and look at what you write, my rhymes eat up yours cause I got such an appetite
yeah, an appetite, munchies for snack, and that's what you're giving, nah I ain't giving shit back
so if you want to try to crack my dome, ya gotta step it up so you can contest my throne
what ya got now ain't set in stone, unlike me I got myself a fuckin poem
Next Generation is the teacher today, we lay down the concrete and pave the way
analyze this text and you'll learn the game, the game of how I make you look tame


Dec 18 2007 7:43PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
it's aight dawg, i have to much time.
Dec 18 2007 7:52PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
bitch i pwn ur mom like errre night,
i can tell you that pussy is hella tight.
Yo mama wants to suck my wang,
i break her off like ching chong chang.
i bust a fat nut all over her face,
looking like i sprayed some mace.
hollin " oh baby i like it rough"
gettin some, nice and tough
then i walk out tha door,
stackin my money hella high,
makin errethang seem like im so damn fly.
got fresh kicks, tall t's ya im a ridah,
posted up on the block, yea im a fighta.
sittin fat on some 24 inches,
gettin crunk with hella bitches,
wish you could be like me naahh im a real nukkah,
come on my block, ill shoot you mothafuckaaahhh



Dec 18 2007 7:58PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
if ya wanna do my mama then you're fucked up in the head, people like you are much better off dead
and that's what they hire me for, to execute you fools during the times when I'm finished enthralling the floor
your ego is growing way too big for your own good, haha...you think you're really that hood?
I hope you ain't because if you were, you'd be shot up with a fucking tranq gun for sure
sedative hits your brain and you slowly go insane, but not the good way...tha'd be inane
because all that I see you put out is shit, it's like you set out to get your ass split
well I ain't no queer but I got my ways, ways to give you pain for the rest of your days
You challenge me, well you don't know what I be, cause I be spitting out rhymes that go just like a symphony
so I finish this off with the breaking news, hood-skier ain't sick, but he's still set to lose
Dec 18 2007 8:09PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
damn dawg, ur mom i must say is pretty damn fine,
oh dont forget might i say shes a muthafuckin dime.
think im not hood? ill fuckin pop yo skull and let yo brains pop out,
you haters fuckin scream to yo mamas and shout.
go ahead step on my block,
where guns get cocked and shot.
whatcha think when a guns pointed at yo fuckin head?
bitch i lay yo ass out and you be dead.
im hard as hell, rappin aint shit for me,
i could beat ur ass dow like muhammad ali.
im only 14, a better rapper better then youll ever be,
lookin at yo shit, makes you look pathetic to me.
go run to yo mama and tell her whats good,
and get of muthfackiin NS cause YOU AINT HOOD



Dec 18 2007 8:26PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
what's up now? You think I'm bad?
you're right ain't and my body's glad
Don't kill don't fight yeah I'm alright
yet the ladies still on me like moths to a light
so, my man, you wanna fuck wit me?
the M and the A plus the two T's?
do the math, or else you'll feel my wrath
metaphors so gritty, it'll put you in a blood bath
I doubt your guns are as big as mine
All of yours combined are worth one of my lines
so suck it up mang, you think you're cool?
You just 14, get your ass to school

Dec 18 2007 8:40PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
Ok kids, now lets stop the hate,
All you lyrical ametures are making me irate.
dont make me wait,
i watch your little sister masturbate,
third knuckle deep, that ho moves my weight.
my clientele, all know i grow it well,
throw me a mic and ill unleash verbal hell,
i rep up in the burgh 412 son you how we do,
your shit is old, my flow is fucking new,
stylier than that pretzel steve stepp just threw,
7 springs nigga we always hold this shit down,
come see how we do this shit right here in P-town.
Dec 18 2007 8:47PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
yo nukkah im about to hold my shit down,
yea im 14 and im reppin tha P-TOWN.
where the fuck is your crew? i cant see,
HOOD CREW is where its at, ur shit is beeaaat.
not only rappin am i better then you, makin you look like you got tha peyronies flew,
ill make ur shit look old on the slopes, lookin steezier and better then you.
age of 14, ive got lots a time ahead ahh me,
ill work my shit out, youll be so far behind mr. jpeeezy.
i rap like im tha muthafuckin carter, aka lil weezy
my heart bleeds for u nukkah i cant wait to get ta you,
behind all ur rappin, i can see tha bitch in you.
when you rappin wit me, tha muthafuckin jpeezy,
theyll be no white flags, and no peace furr sheeezzzeeyy
ill make your whole crew look like mini lil weezys, without tha drought.
im rappin yo ass out, like you aint got shit to shout.
go ahead bring your crew, try and front.
ill get you without my goons, might aswell shape urself a cunt.
your gettin rapped out by someone who aint even threw puberty,
go cry urself a river, your shit is just to damn WEEEAAAAKKK





Dec 18 2007 9:05PM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
aight man well you think you're cool
you ain't even close you's just a fool
you ain't black, you're just MC whack
you can't help but groove to this mothafuckin track
so drop the beat man I'll show you where it's at
oh wait...the bassline you gave me is too flat
just step outside, leave with your pride
you're the ones who are creating the great divide
so stop the hate, only appreciate
diversity is good, it makes my life great
I applaud your effort, but you're just too new
I've been in the game longer than all your crew
let's end it here, just turn your back
'cause it's a one way supersonic lyrical smack
Dec 18 2007 9:15PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
who won this rap battle between me and NGP?
Dec 18 2007 9:29PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
P-Town=Portland? you got your shit mixed up.
Pittsburgh, Pistolvania son,
Oregon needs fixed up,
spit the quick stuff
errebody know me.
Mid-atlantic we dont roll with the Northeast.
Hope we get a little of that lake-effect.
battle against me youll getcha shit wrecked.
dont play like you know where im from
12 bars and ill leave your ass bloody and done
no doubt who won
i just do this shit for fun.
Dec 18 2007 10:57PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
that was actually sick congrats i liked it if you really did write it :()
rap i did for my creative writing class... called it urban poetry niggha

It’s Hinzy stepping to the mic. again

Ready to strike again

Never gunna quit, and I won’t ever stop

I’m spittin that fire that going to make you drop

 

You ain’t even on my level so don’t step to me          5

If you trying to rap me, just step back from me

 

My words will cut and slash

Leavin you dead in the trash

I can’t believe you even tried

We’ll call it lyrical homicide                                       10

 

My vocabulary carries weight

Ready to crush and smash

Ready to bruise and bash

 

I’m ready to strike again

Never gunna quit, and I won’t ever stop                      15

I’m spitting that fire that going to make you drop.

 

The Terminology I’m hitting you with

Will turn you into only the faintest myth

I’m done with you and I’m done with this

I’ll leave you hear with nothing to do but reminisce.    20

 

Dec 18 2007 11:19PM
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A2theWK
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
I'll touch you like michael? Don't steal techniques,
thats weak, sauce.... I rather have apples... how you like them you fruit?
aren't they refreshing like snapples. Strange styles in which I dabble.
Still Snobunnys lyrical dick rides fags like a sadles.





Dec 19 2007 8:28AM
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Drewsef.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 22
your rymes are a reck
cause id fill u and your girl with peraseck and
and take a power drill to your neck
Dec 19 2007 11:03AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
his rhymes are reck but you only got 4 lines
i'm gonna attack you so hard, feeliings will be cut from your spine
do you even know how to pull a trigger with a name like technine
i hope you're ready for this shit cuz you're fuckin dull and I shine

I rock the big mountains with the opposite of gaper steeze
I'm stylin as fuck  and I'll burn all your tall t's
I dont need gay gear to pose that i'm sorta good
just shut your fuckin mouth, and sit in the lodge like you should.

I'm from the fuckin woods where the real men dwell
you city bitches think you're tough as if you're straight from hell
but when you come to my turf you bitch and whine with little owies
while i just sit back and laugh while i puff a joint of maui wowie

If you're from the bay you aint norcal and you claim you got the best dope
but the bay supply is from up north so bend over, pick up your soap on a rope
you live in a concrete jungle where the gays equal the straights
GET DOWN to the beach and pump some iron, lift some weights

My life is simple here there's no BS and less drama
its a like a reality show when my dick is sucked by yo mama
cept here she dont have a script she just drops to here knees
bitches crave for my dong simply cuz my mad steeze

I'm not even a great skier, i just do it for the love and fun
I dress for function not fashion and REAL women think i'm number one
I'm not a gangster but i've got guns, simply to keep my food in supply
all the hot asians tourists love to  say " I fuckin love you round eye"

So when you're from the east and you're ridin in the west
don't be a fuckin MASSHOLE and put my patience to the test
I'm pretty laid back and i'll hook you up with some dank
if you're gay, i'll pop a cap, your body will rot, your body will stank






Dec 19 2007 1:42PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 20
hahaha, you think you got skills
i'm the real number one, forget your frills
I'll climb to the top, shred my way down
waitin for a rail, oh whatta clown

Liv'n out in old shasta, old rockcreek road
sittin by the fire, warmin up your toes
You think you got skills, you think you got game,
its all about skii'n and you ski real lame


Dec 19 2007 1:49PM
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