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The official rap battle against the person above you thread...

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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
5 line max...

go!
Sep 24 2007 5:59PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
been over two years since i dropped the pen to win
but your shits so weak i dont know where to begin
ya wouldn't hit real Prophet on MTV
so stop srivin for success cuz your no B.I.G.
perceptions so weak ya makin Hal look Shallow
like masta ace says, ya cant spit so ya obviously must swallow
so cut it off short cuz your aims gettin ripped
drop the dictionary webster this shit just got flipped
Sep 25 2007 3:40AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
this battles been fun but my history homework awaits,
i've had 3 hours of sleep and too many masturbates.
i'm shooting for an A on my midterm,
if you whack off to much your cock becomes thin as a worm.
i've got 8 chapters to study which shouldn't be hard,
if only i'd cracked the book sooner i wouldn't feel like a retard.
this procrastination is wearin' on me, i'm losing my mind,
lets call it a truce bitchassphatz, cuz you're the motha fuckin' prime time.
Sep 25 2007 3:46AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i'd never aim for prophet status, i was bred to lead my crew,
but with your weak ass rips that's all you could amount to.
Masta Ace's line was the only one to pass the test
how you plan to come at me quotin' one of the best?
using other's rhymes to dis me is called plagiarism
now get back on your knees and bulk up on my jism.
b.i.t.c.h.
Sep 25 2007 5:27AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
yo bitchassphats,
you think you hang with cool cats
but in reality you're not all that.
you've got balls on your chin
but you couldn't get it in
how do you expect to jism?
Sep 25 2007 7:15AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
please, the last thing i need to do is impregnant,
i'm like planters, i already got seeds in every state.
spawnin' an army of young thugs lookin' like peter griffin'
i'm just establishin' myself on NS as the next Madvillain
Sep 25 2007 7:41AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
wassup my bitches the ol' chaz man's returned
i'm all rested up, ya'll get ready to burn
but wait a minute, i got class in 15 minute
but i'll be back after that, ya'll better salute your lieutenant
Sep 25 2007 7:56AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
madvillain, who you kiddin'?
you tripped on the stairs
and had to pop an aspirin.
go play musical chairs.
Sep 25 2007 8:10AM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
You cant rhyme
you aint worth a dime.
You just got robbed
and your mother gave me a blow job.
Sep 25 2007 8:34AM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
why you claimin son
you can't rap your fuckin done
why am i even wastin my time
when i should be blastin you wit my nine
you got no skills twin
you with your butt chin

Sep 25 2007 8:43AM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
Ill take the skin off my butt chin and smother your mother with it.
Your parents hate you.
You was a mistake dude.
Now get on your knees.
And smoke crack with mark coen in the trees.
Sep 25 2007 8:46AM
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Changethattape
Posts: 1008 - Karma: 36
Bitch i wont take of you skin just because
you have a double chin
Ill verbally throw you in a shit bin
Fuck that i wont waste my time
when i spit game i get more then a dime
But your lame you cant even rhyme
Sep 25 2007 8:51AM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
why you messin with mark cohen
cuz he be mowen over your game
yeah i be rappin that ill shit
while you be smoken tree bark tryin to get lit
Sep 25 2007 8:54AM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
Mark Cohen is layn low
Smokin the dro
Fuckin sheep with G Town
Now his stick will be brown.
Sep 25 2007 8:55AM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
You cant spell like shit.
Your ass is played like the word legit.
Your parents don't love you no more.
Now get back to doing your moms chores.
Sep 25 2007 8:58AM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
step back son and prepare for this verbal assualt
that shit bin is where you were born and raised
and the place where your cow of a motha grazed
yeah you bitch ass rhymes are cheap
and i be pullin the rug out from unda your feet
Sep 25 2007 9:00AM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
You are a drity hoe.
You dont even know.
Im gonna stick you.
You bitch you.
WORD BIRD COCO TERD
Sep 25 2007 9:04AM
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Dalonte
Posts: 367 - Karma: 28
yeah son i just got back from the double ban
you can't mess with me cuz even the mods ran
from Da_Lench_Mob to Ghost_Dog remember my name
cuz you can't touch my game
Sep 25 2007 9:13AM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
got banned twice, and still don't understand ?
get the fuck out you're not wanted here man
of course the mods ran, from your stench that is
do you ever wash bro ? tell me whats the bizz
Sep 25 2007 9:49AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i'm with you, this guy is a fuckin' joke
i'm waiting for the 3rd time his account gets revoked.
he'll be cryin' to NoPoles beggin' for redemption
hopefully we'll never have to see his reflection.
to get banned from newschoolers you've gotta be a n00b,
cuz the shit laterus used to write was explicitly crude.
my guess is he posted a video of his mother,
drunk, stoned and naked trying to remove his rubber.
Sep 25 2007 10:37AM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
now listen here,
that wasn't any normal rubber removal.
she had to call refuse removal
cause she couldn't get the rubber past his flubber
Sep 25 2007 6:31PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Yo bro that shit is fuckin' clear,
his mom must be a hooker cuz
she acts like a fuckin' queer.


Sep 25 2007 6:34PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
I'm the one that speak the language of fate
I'm the one that speak the language and the anguish of hate
My banger is great, it split the top of your dome
Like the book of Revelations for the prophets in Rome
I'm locked in the throne, whether you like it or not
'Cause I'm chemically the reason liquid nitrogen hot
I'm nice with the glock, nicer with the semi's and Tec's
But I'm nicest when I'm clappin' at my enemies neck's



haha i win
Sep 25 2007 6:38PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Haha just because the words rhyme it still lacks
Better watch your back with these white boys on the attack
You might understand about these things, on a computer
Hey white boy get off your fucking First person shooter
Sep 25 2007 6:49PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
I came to lyrically direct and ressurect intellect
into these simple minded flo's most emcees subject
us to listenin to, that styles is old and its through
I'm captain of this battleship, you paddlin a canoe
and you aint ready for the new nemesis on this premesis
next time they'll speak your name will be to reminisce
so remember this, if you fuck wit me you must be retarded
cause I'm clearly the smartest, most superior artist,
and I'm bein modest, so dont get upset
I'm not sayin I'm perfect, just as close as it gets
and as sure as the sun sets, I'll maintain my reign
and bring pain to your brain until the see the veins
of frustration, bustin out of your face and your forehead
and grab a camcorder and start to record it
cause I love rubbin salt in the wounds of buffoons
who asume that I wont put their ass in a tomb
so make room cause your technique is weak, man you wack
now I have to do the math and straight subtract your ass
this is a lyricall blast to those who think that their better
if thats YOU than consider this a personal letter!!!!!!!


I don't give a shit i went over.
Sep 25 2007 6:51PM
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dafromasta
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
oh shit..
Sep 25 2007 8:11PM
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Ski311
Posts: 595 - Karma: 8
you're a cheater
i'm pullin the heater
i slap you down
i've never worn a beater
bitch
Sep 25 2007 8:54PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Uh-oh, watch out, Li'l Wayne wanna-be
Carrying on his faggot rapper prodigy
If you think your the best, kill yourself now
And if not, we'll settle this on some pow


Sep 25 2007 8:58PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
Gavajabra come on you think you hard with that name/
You kinda played out like a old x-box game//
Don't get me started goin' against you/
I'll murk ya whole city and that'll be the proof//
That I am the greatest something like Pac/
Cause I ain't scared I'll destroy you and ya damn block//
So go on decided who wins/
But battling me it was really over when it begin.
Sep 25 2007 9:42PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10

try again cause your rhymes is hardy on time
your more twisted then fuckin cokacola lime
my flows so sick yuo can count the beat on a dime
im a street nigga dont front on any occasion,
i dont stop sellin rocks, even on chistmas vacation

Sep 25 2007 9:57PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
you're lame.
you have no game.
fuck you.
i'll hit you in the face with a frozen shoe.
Sep 25 2007 10:02PM
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dafromasta
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
u bustaz that can't rhyme
u think u can yake mine
is like sayin u made mustard befor hinez
i'll spit 6 lines
yo fans'll become mine
i run tha city E is tha man
niggaz call me young NESS cuz i made tha band
got diamonds in the face n diamonds in the band
i'm on top of my game
poppin yo chain
grown man n u ain't got no diamonds thats a damn sham
Sep 25 2007 10:04PM
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meltonsnow
Posts: 680 - Karma: 601
That was kind of sick
For a little bitch with no dick
Get out of here
and go in fear
cause ill tear u apart
kinda like my ass when i fart
i'm done cause nothin rhymes with orange
Sep 25 2007 10:06PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I make Evil Knieval music
I come through stunting
Every verse is the same, just flipped a little something something
Baby I'm crazy, a crazy baby, a sick infant
Born with an intent to spit slick sentences with sick penmanship
Shoot at you Chicago fitted and knock your socks off
Aimed at your door but hit your head, shot your locks off
I heard you was afraid to say my name on your record
Cause you's afraid I'd put your motherfucking frame on a stretcher
I can't change laws sons, that's a government issue
But I'll break laws with a gun, that's a government issue
It's the army we got power and numbers
And that's nines, forty-fives, and three-five-sevens, and m-500s
Sep 25 2007 10:08PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
I really wrote this first, AOTP is just stealing my stuff
Sep 25 2007 10:10PM
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j3Di
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 13
I see no changes can't a brother get a little peace
It's war on the streets & the war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty they got a war on drugs
so the police can bother me
And I ain't never did a crime I ain't have to do
But now I'm back with the facts givin' it back to you
Don't let 'em jack you up, back you up,
crack you up and pimp smack you up
You gotta learn to hold ya own
they get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone
But tell the cops they can't touch this
I don't trust this when they try to rush I bust this
That's the sound of my tool you say it ain't cool
my mama didn't raise no fool
Sep 25 2007 10:10PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
You think you're really clever with all yo little jokes
But, really you just a big joke
You see i got no rhymes and im just post whoring up on NS
So peace out son, thats why they call me tha best





someone remind me to NEVER try to rhyme a verse again :(
Sep 25 2007 10:10PM
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Julien.
Posts: 686 - Karma: 59
haha, u wrote that for real
Sep 25 2007 10:52PM
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NoKillen
Posts: 569 - Karma: 37
Bitch u think ur a hardass tokin',
man, every time u fall u scream "my ankles are broken"
after this rhyme ur gonna need yo mommy to crall ta,
i bet ur the bitch that wanted to get to Chad's gap from Alta
Sep 25 2007 11:02PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
hardly deserved an oh shit...too long a boring.
Sep 25 2007 11:15PM
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PurpleReign
Posts: 148 - Karma: 90
I know it might look like I'm a straight newb,
But I've been writin' rap since Snoop D and Ice Cube,
I "Check Myself" don't wanna get outta place,
I suggest you do the same mr. standardsuitcase
I admit you got me by a thousand members
But it's time for you to go cuz I spit fire, you shit embers

Drop
Sep 25 2007 11:20PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
it's over when you began? you ain't lying to the peeps
i gotta agree with ya, ur rhymes are puttin' us to sleep.
this line needs to quote grandma's boy, you know "YO SHITS WEAK!"
you're frivolous threats couldn't scare an N.S.-dot-com geek.
the only person you're battlin' is your own sub-par wit
cuz none of us can understand the garbage you spit
you're hardly an emcee, much less a balla
here's an english tutor's digits (www.mrkent.com/english/index2.asp), i recommend ya call her


Sep 25 2007 11:34PM
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PurpleReign
Posts: 148 - Karma: 90
it's over when you began? you ain't lying to the peeps
i gotta agree with ya, ur rhymes are puttin' us to sleep.
this line needs to quote grandma's boy, you know "YO SHITS WEAK!"
you're frivolous threats couldn't scare an N.S.-dot-com geek.
the only person you're battlin' is your own sub-par wit
cuz none of us can understand the garbage you spit
you're hardly an emcee, much less a balla
here's an english tutor's digits (www.mrkent.com/english/index2.asp), i recommend ya call her


Man your raps are even uglier than Sir Chinny
Me and Allen Covert wrap blunts that make you look skinny
So why don't you give your own grandma a call
Cuz I heard the old mailbox likes to do it blue ball
I heard you like that, sir cheeny told me
He would know cuz he gives you the deep throatie...


Sep 26 2007 12:03AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
you oughta walk away right now, rappin' you's hardly a battle/
you've probably never slayed pow, my intent you can't rattle//
the only thing uglier than the rhymes that you's flowin'/
is britney's spear's beaten catchers mit blatantly showin'.//
a mistake for our race, i should've used a contraception/
man you's so ugly the doctor opted to Caesarean section//
when they cut your ass out, your heinousous required an answer/
what the fuck? turns out you had early signs of breast cancer//
when complications arose, you received too much estrogen/
that's why you're a bitch, sit down. now who's after him?//
Sep 26 2007 6:06AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
bitchassphatz,you gunna get shot\
if u rap those lycs on ur bunk ass block
cause last time i heard, there's heat in the streets
so u best be on the tipy toes of ur size 6 feet



Sep 26 2007 1:12PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
you call yourself a rapper
but your icon says rock on
ur like a justin timberlake
tinny white and fake
Sep 26 2007 2:13PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
snow in 08?
shit your season must come late
it might be 'gone till november'
but we'll be doin' lines by december
don't trip and think I be spittin' about coke
cause around here the only lines we do are with the cold smoke.
Sep 26 2007 4:51PM
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PurpleReign
Posts: 148 - Karma: 90
Yo snobunny, I'll say before I start,
That this hot heat's comin striaght from tha heart
I've been readin your shit, and it just won't quit
Others try to step but always take the hit
So I'll take a new approach and see if you agree
Let's join forces like Cube and Ice T
And show these whack rap cats that it's a revolution
I'm the Hitler of the hood, you devise the final solution
So what do you say, do you wanna come and play
Stay if you want but you will have to pay
I may come without a crew but I'll still stomp on you
cuz My lyrics are so sharp they pierce right through

What do ya say, I'll make you the next Jean Grae?
No hard feelings if you don wanna play.

Sep 26 2007 5:29PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Damn dude your lyrics hit me real deep
I stay up all night contemplatin, I just cant sleep
If you think you got skillz, you better take a number
Oh hey I nicknamed your rap duo, "Dumb and Dumber"
Sep 26 2007 5:53PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/drdre/fuckwitdreday.html

look familliar?
Sep 26 2007 6:03PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
easy ho, ya'lls gots a problem
you doin' lines? what are ya from harlem?
go get some help, yo too messed in the head
get to a clinic befo' ya'lls end up dead
Sep 26 2007 7:59PM
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