Replying to I need Ski Blades!!!

So I was born and raised in Houston.....you can hold the jokes.....but have been going to school and living in Denver the past 6 years. I will be spending halloween in Houston this year and I had the idea of being a skier from Texas. I know nobody else down there will get it because I will just look like a normal skier, but it will make me laugh. So far my costume is coming together great, I have an A&M hat, some sweet sunglasses, a Houston Texans jacket, and either some wranglers or some black bibs.                                                              Now all I need is some sick ski blades. Someone has to have some tucked in the back of their garage or something. Please help. Also any other stereotypical texan skier characteristics you can think of will be appreciated.