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New Study says Americans have the largest penis' of any country

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bitchassphatz
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crazy huh? must be all that enzyte.
Sep 16 2007 3:09AM
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EastSteez.
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yeaaa mines like about 57 inches
Sep 16 2007 4:29PM
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IcePointa
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I hope you have a narrow urethra
Sep 16 2007 4:29PM
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crazyfuck
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haha, i love it how people didn't get the Africa joke and feel it necessary to explain that Africa has countries/black people/big penises. to those of you i just mentioned- we get it and you're, in fact, the retarded ones.

the study was actually done by comparing Bush's dick with an asian baby boy's. Bush lost, but nobody told him since he'd probably cry and then try to invade, conquer, and control whoever broke the news to him.
Sep 16 2007 4:47PM
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Jhorski
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Bring it
U...S...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Sep 16 2007 4:55PM
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Nicholas.
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did you really just take a shot at the president by saying he has a small penis?
Sep 16 2007 4:57PM
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comeatmebro
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if the average is really 4.5" my self esteem just went through the roof. hahaha
Sep 16 2007 5:26PM
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twintipteles
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I have no idea whether this would be enough to skew the results but remember that a pretty large amount of african countries have major problems with malnutrition, which I'm sure could have a negative effect on penis size.

Sep 16 2007 6:20PM
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MLB
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agreed, black dudes are hung like elephants man.
Sep 16 2007 6:48PM
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TheMoostafian
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well mine is somewhere around 9709457 feet long....maybe thats why are averags is kinda high
Sep 16 2007 7:00PM
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Tasche
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who measures penis? Ive never had my penis measured where is this data coming from?
Sep 16 2007 8:42PM
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IcePointa
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They come in your room during the night with a ruler and fast hands. Ever had a wet dream? Yea, that was them.
Sep 16 2007 8:46PM
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scientist
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haha, i like you man.
Sep 16 2007 8:50PM
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TheMoostafian
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this kid is funny
Sep 16 2007 8:51PM
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djikstra
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haha ZING
Sep 16 2007 8:54PM
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AOTEAROA
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and biggest head sizes.
Sep 16 2007 9:05PM
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R.Z.A.
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pwnage
Sep 16 2007 9:27PM
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skiierman
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Click for larger image
Sep 16 2007 9:52PM
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IcePointa
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OMG, that looks delicious. I want that fungus in my mouth immediately.
Sep 16 2007 10:01PM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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probly comes from malnutrition, and/or being chinese and eating dogs
Sep 17 2007 9:06PM
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2+2=5
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actually i think the reason why north americans have bigger penises is because we eat meat that has added hormones in it.
Sep 17 2007 9:08PM
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davar6
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i dont know if im big cus i dont have anything to compare it too. but i have a size 13 shoe so i think im safe
Sep 17 2007 9:09PM
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A@ron
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no its 6
Sep 17 2007 9:09PM
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StanMcStanson
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wow you beat me to it
Sep 17 2007 9:10PM
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jimmychung
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pics or it didn't happen





.....kidding.
Sep 17 2007 9:11PM
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TheButterHashira
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i think thats true because i know that when i went to japan naked women wanted me, men wanted to be me, and children ran screaming "GODZILLA"
Sep 22 2007 8:44PM
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mothaeast
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ahaahahahaa

owned nick
Sep 22 2007 9:26PM
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artfullydodged
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holy shit that's small
Sep 22 2007 11:09PM
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