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The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee

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J.D.
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The Golden Wheelchair Designation of Ignorance Committee has ended its prorogation is now resuming session; the right honourable Prophet presiding. There are way, way too many idiotic people on this website right now and we are left with no other recourse than to highlight some of the dumbest of you on a weekly basis. Our next report will be issued on Friday. Try really hard not to say anything stupid and you won't be on it.

That is all.
Sep 12 2007 8:31PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
i dont get it.

does that mean i win?

ps youre a noob lol
Sep 12 2007 8:33PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Oh, that reminds me. We typically just ignore attention whores.

Also, any former committee members are welcome to rejoin the cult.
Sep 12 2007 8:36PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
hahaha i like this idea!

the winners (or losers however you wanna put it) should be posted on the front page for all of NS so they can be properly humiliated
Sep 12 2007 8:40PM
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papasteeze
Posts: 12055 - Karma: 913
Ahhhhh..  yes!  
Sep 12 2007 8:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
might i suggest concept kid?
Sep 12 2007 8:44PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
I like the idea of banning the biggest douchbags of the week for the week.

But thats just me...and what can I do...
Sep 12 2007 8:44PM
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pussyfooter.
Posts: 331 - Karma: 7
Serious? Fuck yeah this shit was money back in the day.
Sep 12 2007 8:44PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
to quote someone wiser than myself:

think your shit is butter, step in front of this toast.
Sep 12 2007 8:44PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
thank goodness. it seems like it has been gone for eons
Sep 12 2007 8:45PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
haha, how could i have forgotten this
Sep 12 2007 8:46PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i like your style
Sep 12 2007 8:48PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Tehehe, I was once blessed by achieving this prestigious honor.
Sep 12 2007 8:52PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
hmmm i was not here during this time but i did read the old thread a few weeks ago...
Sep 12 2007 8:56PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
I should bring back the top 10 list as a tribute.

But anyway, to refresh your memory...

From its origins...
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/61323/

To its development into a weekly fixture...
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/62624/

To its peak, with honourable mentions.
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/64825/
Sep 12 2007 9:16PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I second this notion.
Sep 12 2007 9:19PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i remember hearing about this like over a year ago but never saw anything 'serious' come out of it...make it a real feature and put it on the front page.
Sep 12 2007 9:23PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
That is pure gold; that line, right there.
Sep 12 2007 9:33PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
totally. thats be so funny.
Sep 12 2007 9:46PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
accepting any new members? i would love to join
Sep 12 2007 9:48PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
We are inviting new people but not very many.
Sep 12 2007 9:51PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
hahaha i messaged nopoles about getting it on the front page, but if one of you mods could message him im sure hed respect ur opinion on the matter more

i would love to see this go on the front page-- quality idea JD, for resurrecting it
Sep 12 2007 10:10PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you have my vote.
Sep 12 2007 10:13PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
I vote we commandeer a wheelchair, spraypaint it golden, and ride it around IF3. Who's first?
Sep 12 2007 10:53PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Hahahhaha, fuck yes!
Sep 12 2007 10:55PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
Yeah, your closer than you may think to riding the Golden Wheelchair.
Sep 12 2007 11:01PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
haha this is gonna be funny. im stoked.
Sep 12 2007 11:02PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
im probably gonna be on there somewhere huh?
Sep 12 2007 11:07PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
funny considering I started a Lost...666 AND skiierman thread the first thing when I joined a few moments ago
Sep 12 2007 11:08PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
when did you start a thread 'bout me?
Sep 12 2007 11:11PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Well considering I've won it once before, shit I'm going for double.
Sep 12 2007 11:11PM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
yeah i hate stupid people, i get frusterated
Sep 12 2007 11:11PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
NICE!
Sep 12 2007 11:12PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
when trashing on people... try to spell things correctly
Sep 12 2007 11:12PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
pwned
Sep 12 2007 11:14PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
skiierman dynasty?
Sep 12 2007 11:31PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
im not sure if im invite material but i might as well try, so invite me if you will.
Sep 12 2007 11:41PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
can i be on the committee? i've been around since its conception! and i still love the idea, so entertaining.
Sep 12 2007 11:41PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
weee, fun and excitement.
Sep 12 2007 11:48PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
well thats rad way to bring this back... will give me a reason too look in nsg more often.
Sep 12 2007 11:51PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
wow, very elated to see this coming back
Sep 13 2007 2:41AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Ahahaha, I looooooved this, so glad its finally been back.
Sep 13 2007 3:18AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
yeah i read some of the prior stuff which was just classic. so glad this was brought back! but how will you choose? i mean really..there are way too many asshats on here. scope out the life sentence for weed thread..i believe there are some great candidates in there! muhahaa
Sep 13 2007 10:40AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
i cant believe i forgot about that...
Sep 13 2007 11:12AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Solid.
Sep 13 2007 11:25AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
I'd like an invite, if possible.
Sep 13 2007 11:49AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Zomg!
Can I be in the exclusive cult of the week?




Jokes, but it sounds like a good idea. So many people deserve a nomination..
Sep 13 2007 11:52AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i would be an invaluable asset to the committee. i think you will agree by my resume that i am more than qualified and can bring nothing but great things to you and the other members. i am college educated, and the three words i think describe me best are hard-working, logical, and likable. have your people call my people.
Sep 13 2007 12:04PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
I forgot all about this. I'm so pumped.
Sep 13 2007 12:08PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
I don't think you can simply "ask" for invites. You must be chosen.
Can't wait, the old threads a freakin' hilarious.
Sep 13 2007 1:15PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
ah, that makes sense. Guess I'll just have to be content with their decisions. I'm looking forward to the first thread.
Sep 13 2007 2:10PM
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