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Ski academies are fucking stoopid!- rant revised

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breck-love
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getting good by skipping class, losing jobs and destroying the family dream. thats how it should be. not by dumping cash so a fucker named chad with a whistle and a clip board can make u spin faster.. if u want to impress dad go play soccer, im sure a coach can teach u how to score goals and be a champion.
Sep 9 2007 12:40AM
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Kevski
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nobody should be forced to go to such extremes to learn.
Can't people get to their satisfied ability without being rich, or poor?
Sep 9 2007 12:47AM
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freezed
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You know what I hate? When you buy peanut butter, and it separates into the oil part and the dry part. You can't just pour the oil out because then your PB is too dry, so you have to stir it up which is difficult when the jar is completely full. So stupid.
Sep 9 2007 12:55AM
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freezed
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wise words. peanut butter and banana sandwiches are delicious.
Sep 9 2007 1:00AM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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ive never heard of peanut butter and banana sandwiches

my mom always use to put peanutbutter on celery or carrots to get us to eat vegtables
Sep 9 2007 1:12AM
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STAUSS
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hahhhaha this thread is sick.
Sep 9 2007 10:25AM
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Melvs
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Yes, yes they are.  I enjoy the classic banana slices with peanut butter (think chips and salsa style), quick, easy, and oh so delicious.
Sep 9 2007 12:17PM
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Billiards.
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I agree compleeetely. Fuck ski academies and fuck the rich kids with enough banquuueee to get in having such an advantage.
Sep 9 2007 12:22PM
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Melvs
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I like to cut them into round pieces, 1/4-1/2" in thickness.  If you're taking about the sandwich as a whole, then yes, obviously sandwich slices would be ideal.
Sep 9 2007 12:22PM
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juanborlando
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WHAT??!?!?!
Sep 9 2007 12:22PM
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396222687862
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ditto. you serious?
Sep 9 2007 12:27PM
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mtsteeze406
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yeah your right man, shtty coaches at ski academies are why corey vanular is kicking your ass.....
Sep 9 2007 12:36PM
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SkierX
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I'm all about Peanut Butter, banana and honey sandwhiches. It's so key. Even just peanut butter and honey sandwhiches are solid,, because you can keep a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a bottle of hone in your car, and make food ANYTIME.

Ugh.


Sep 9 2007 12:40PM
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chickenwang
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i dont hate the schools, usually just the people that go to them. but theres some real chill kids at them. its basically the kids whos parents whatch the x-games and are like "wow thats looks hip ill spent millions to send my kid to ski school" suck and the kids that beg, lie, and steal there way in are chill

Sep 9 2007 12:48PM
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NickMartini
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Andrew Hathaway
Mike Clarke
Colby West
Alex Balsen
Corey Vanular
JP Solberg
Dan Marrion
Banks Gilberty
Tom Warnick

to name a few.... yeah ski academy's must really suck huh?....... And i have never seen any one with a clip board or whistle......

Basicly all ski academy's do is give you the oppertunity to ski way more than you could at a normal school. And travel more. You still do what ever you want, the coaches are just there to help give you some advice like a friend would... You dont know what your talking about. nuff said
Sep 9 2007 12:57PM
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eastAR5
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maybe your parents should of tried harder in school
Sep 9 2007 1:11PM
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mtsteeze406
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well put
Sep 9 2007 1:42PM
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breck-love
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c van is good choice and ill throw some love for marion, but i have met alot of these kids and its all the same story.... sponsor this sponsor that, who wants me?
Sep 9 2007 2:13PM
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beer.
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you should try peanut butter, honey, banana, and strawberry with marshmallows, or any combo of those. great stuff, and it fills you up. on whole wheat of course.
Sep 9 2007 2:15PM
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SkierX
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Oh yeah. Always whole wheat. White bread seems so bland and plain in comparison.
Sep 9 2007 2:32PM
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Krush
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i my opinion banana sandwiches are only good of the bread is toasted. otherwise the bread can get kinda soggy if u eat it to slow and is just a mess
Sep 9 2007 2:38PM
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gaydar
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breeding sponsor sluts and ski jocks since day one.
Sep 9 2007 2:45PM
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Commonwealth
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im not a big fan of whole wheat...white all the way, and you've got to get the firm bananas, that are almost ripe
Sep 9 2007 3:11PM
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timmi
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to the thread maker. you know given the oportunity you would be there in a second. anyone on this site would be stupid not to.
Sep 9 2007 3:14PM
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Joan
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the ski academy i go to makes the freeriders do the racing dryland drills, which makes no sense whatsoever, but i go there for super cheap and get to ski everyday so im not complainin
Sep 9 2007 3:22PM
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weenox
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i'm partial to strawberry yogurt, grape nuts, and fresh fruit myself.  looks like shit, but i swear its good.
Sep 9 2007 3:22PM
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TimmyP
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haha, i was ramping with you yesterday,

and whole whet is the way to go.
But what is really good is a goober sandwich.
Sep 9 2007 3:31PM
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SkierX
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Bah. The only time white bread is acceptable is when making pizza sandwhiches over a campfire.

Otherwise, White bread is horrid. Sticks to the roof of your mouth, and lacks any sort of nutritional substance whatsoever.
Sep 9 2007 7:05PM
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Holte
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I've always been partial to open-faced peanut butter and honey on toasted whole-wheat bread.
Sep 9 2007 7:12PM
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Peter.
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a kid at my lunch table eats honey and cinnamon sandwhiches

and i always pronounce sandwhiches sangwhiches
Sep 9 2007 7:25PM
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MissMontana
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explain. sounds delightful.

my favorite is peeling and cutting a slit into a banana in half lengthwise, filling the slit with peanutbutter, marshmallows, and chocolate chips, wrapping the thing in tinfoil and putting it in a campfire for a little while. it makes a gooey, sticky mess of amazingness. scrumtrulescent, if you will.
Sep 9 2007 7:56PM
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dorikin
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Yea! so their kids could blow their lives and educational enlightenment chances smoking weed all day.
Sep 9 2007 8:14PM
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SkierX
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You take a camp-fire sandwhich grill. And preheat it in the hot coals. Then you take 2 pieces of white bread, put pizza sauce on one side of a piece of bread. Sprinkle Mozzarella cheese over it, and put a few slices of pepperoni on it, and put the other piece of bread over it making a sandwhich. Put it in the sandwhich griil, and put it back into the hot coals of the fire. Toast lightly, rotate to keep even, and remove for a delicious toasty goodness pizza sandwhich.
Sep 9 2007 8:18PM
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EastSteez.
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true
Sep 9 2007 8:19PM
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SkierX
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Here's a sandwhich grill...

http://www.campingworld.com/browse/skus/index.cfm/Outdoor-and-RV-Accessories/Outdoor-Store/RV-Grills--Accessories/Square-Sandwich-Cooker/skunum=25728
Sep 9 2007 8:19PM
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SkierX
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Here's a sandwhich grill...

http://www.campingworld.com/browse/skus/index.cfm/Outdoor-and-RV-Accessories/Outdoor-Store/RV-Grills--Accessories/Square-Sandwich-Cooker/skunum=25728
Sep 9 2007 8:20PM
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Holte
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Ah yes. I love eating the gooey sticky scrumtrulescent banana over ice cream. Problem is ice cream doesn't save very well past the first evening camping.
Sep 9 2007 8:26PM
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jksl
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not all
Sep 9 2007 10:40PM
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doublexl
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soooooooooooooo delicious
Sep 9 2007 11:20PM
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titsLOL
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dude but that means you have some legit ass peanut butter, and whoever's never heard of pb and banana sandwiches is a nut, it is sooo good. god i wish I had that right now.
Sep 9 2007 11:26PM
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breckfreeskier
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you ever tried peanut butter and that fluffy marshmallow stuff? it is delicious
Sep 9 2007 11:40PM
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dorikin
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ugh no way, i'm not to down with marshmallows, way fake. it's all about bananas and honey.
Sep 9 2007 11:41PM
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breckfreeskier
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you misunderstood, it is an alternative, in no way is it a replacement for bananas and PB and honey
Sep 9 2007 11:44PM
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Elijah.
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Ever have a fluffernutter sandwich?
It's just as good, I promise.
Sep 10 2007 12:28AM
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niels.
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id say whole wheat toasted with banana and natural peanut butter that seperates when you buy it but if you stir it and keep it in the fridge it stays intact. thats what i eat for breakfast all the time its absolulutely outstanding!
Sep 10 2007 12:42AM
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Armanzoid
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Fluffernutter and a glass of milk. You will feel like a kid, and an awesome delicious sort of way. Fluffernutter destroys any banana-peanut butter concoctions you can throw at me.
Sep 10 2007 12:50AM
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freezed
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all this talk got me excited, but i walked into my kitchen only to discover i'm out of bananas!!!
Sep 10 2007 12:54AM
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PeteyG
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haha word up fellas

that might be sig worthy
Sep 10 2007 12:54AM
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radoripper
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move to a communist country.  this is america and we are capitalists.  work hard and give your kids a better chance. 
Sep 10 2007 3:05PM
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snowbladesforlife
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The kids are over priveledged robots, you can't hate them for being lucky in life though. The coaches are shitty though, at least the CVA one. He was hating on some kid's style when they style was equivalent. The kids are going to be douchebags when they are led by a dbag.
Sep 10 2007 3:09PM
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