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BEER SHITS

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mjpayo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 9
how do you know when theyre gone for good haha? i got a big event to be at tonight and theyve been killing me all day
Aug 29 2007 5:14PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
They are done when shit stops falling out of your ass. Not much more I can tell ya.
Aug 29 2007 5:16PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
hydrate and hopefully they will be gone before your event
Aug 29 2007 5:16PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 128
What are we dealing with here? Dry and solid, or wet and well, not solid?
Aug 29 2007 5:16PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
hahaha ewwwwwwwww. just drink like a fuckload of h2o
Aug 29 2007 5:19PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
drink more beer, and you will be fine.
Aug 29 2007 5:27PM
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Scharff2003
Posts: 656 - Karma: 14
^yes
Aug 29 2007 5:30PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
"the bud mud"
Aug 29 2007 5:36PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
The Booze Poo's!!

Drink Pedialyte
Aug 29 2007 5:38PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
hey girls get them too, dont act like you dont
Aug 29 2007 5:38PM
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tequila
Posts: 834 - Karma: 14
Eww haha. I had a guy stay at mine before this charity event thing. We went to the pub and in the morning he stank out my bathroom. I used the other one for a week cos i was too scared to go in.
I was at leeds festival and we stayed away from beer all weekend so we wouldn't have to over use the festival toilets....
Aug 29 2007 5:39PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
no they dont
Aug 29 2007 5:50PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
dont be ignorant, yes they do
Aug 29 2007 5:51PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
haha im not, just making a thread about it makes me think about it and then i get a vision haha.
Aug 29 2007 5:52PM
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mjpayo
Posts: 294 - Karma: 9
yeah..i got keystOWNED.
Aug 29 2007 6:13PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
=GNAR. go to a public restroom and unleash and let everyone know you have the beershits.
Aug 29 2007 6:25PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
Girls are too beautiful to poo
Aug 29 2007 6:51PM
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FartBoy05
Posts: 1306 - Karma: 9
ha hell yeah
Aug 29 2007 7:25PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,459
i don't know but i was hit hard last summer where i shat like 12 times in one 24 hour period. My ass hurt so much after. THis morning it was only 1 shit and i was fine.
Aug 29 2007 7:27PM
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