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And God Said: " Let there be a bible post"

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Capurnicus
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Its time we have a Bible post.

Genesis 4
4 But Abel brought fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The LORD looked with favor on Abel and his offering

Clearly this explains a lot about NS.

Give your input.

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Aug 16 2003 6:08AM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
Exodus 15
7 In the greatness of your majesty
you threw down those who opposed you.
You unleashed your burning anger;
it consumed them like stubble.


- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Aug 16 2003 6:09AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
John 11:35
Jesus Wept.
thats the shortest verse in the bible
don't be hatin!
Aug 16 2003 6:11AM
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hucksterjibber15
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thou shall ski at every given opportunity. and where thy be haventh no opposrtunity, stab your way into one
i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Aug 16 2003 6:11AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Kozel 13:25
And then Peter said upon Jesus, I'm god, you poser
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 16 2003 6:18AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
Numbers 22:27
'And when his ass saw the angel of the Lord, she cowered under Balaam, so in anger he again beat the ass with his stick.'

that's allz I got
-Mike

I just wanna see siamese twins box eachother.
Aug 16 2003 6:21AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
song of solomon 8:8
'we have a little sister, and she has no breasts. what shall we do for our sister, in the day she is spoken for?...she is a wall...'


Joel
Aug 16 2003 7:35AM
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iAlmostLanded
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
Fred 3:02 A.M.

God is pretty cool cause I bet He can throw down bigger than any of us...and He probably skis more...lucky Dude...
Aug 16 2003 8:38AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
mazle 4.14
all you stupid fucks with your stupid fucking god are all brian washed ignorant fucks.

I am Phrostys Bitch
Aug 16 2003 9:20AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
ahh the bible..its a nice fairy tale.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Aug 16 2003 4:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/
Legos kick.

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Aug 16 2003 4:47PM
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Freeskifro
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Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'


'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
Aug 16 2003 4:56PM
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mattster
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the bible has some good things in there to live by like dont murder people ..... ummmm love thy neghibor shit like that ohh wait fuck swearing is a sin ohhh shit
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FTSC

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Aug 16 2003 5:44PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Austin 3:16

Oh hell ya! *Cuhggs beer*


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Im such a cocktease
Aug 16 2003 6:13PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
I got handed this pamphlet from a hobo on the street. He said that god had told him that anybody who worships mary, god, or any fo the saints WORSHIPS SATAN! And that jesus had told him personally that he was going to come back like 5 times but that each time Jesus had found some excuse to not return to earth.
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Aug 16 2003 8:17PM
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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.'

- Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction


I dont know what it means really, i never read the bible or care about it in any way but i think that 'passage' was cool in the movie

Aug 16 2003 8:36PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
'Blessed are the peacemakers' - JC




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 16 2003 8:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
HAHAHHAHA that was great

Too bad JC was a jew...




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 16 2003 9:12PM
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hucksterjibber15
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swearin isnt a sin, unless u use the lords name in vain. so fuck everybody:)
i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Aug 16 2003 9:23PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Hey buddy, you still need some more space before your signature.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
Aug 16 2003 10:58PM
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g-man
Posts: 1955 - Karma: 301
genesis 1 vs 11-12:
(11)And God said let the earth bring forth grass, the HERB yeilding seed,...(12) And the Earth brought forth grass, and HERB yeilding seed ... and God saw that it was GOOD.
Mcdonalds...A Bum's best friend
Aug 16 2003 11:04PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
^ and then God sparked a bowl, and said.... it was good


'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
Aug 16 2003 11:59PM
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