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Who would win in a fight? a hippo or a polar bear?

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jonnydub
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what do you thing?
Aug 3 2007 1:17AM
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smuggsVT
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polar bear, duh
Aug 3 2007 1:19AM
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UNREAL
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yeah
Aug 3 2007 1:20AM
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TheButterHashira
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZLKb_5S21E

he would pwn the hippo
Aug 3 2007 1:21AM
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Krush
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hippos kill more people than crocs every year, so im gonna have to go with hippos.
Aug 3 2007 1:25AM
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Jhorski
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Wait, On what battle field?
Cuz i think if either had the home field advantage it could be iffy
Aug 3 2007 1:48AM
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freezed
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you guys are crazy...hippo no doubt!
Aug 3 2007 1:52AM
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invader7
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hippo
Aug 3 2007 1:52AM
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cherry*pie
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ya for sure hippo
Aug 3 2007 7:52AM
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Maximumsushi
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This reminds me of this thread:
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/146046/



HIPPO.
Aug 3 2007 8:02AM
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EastSteez.
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bear
Aug 3 2007 8:06AM
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bitchassphatz
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=VmujY5xPXJM


as fake as this is, valid points are made, the hippo skin = very thick.


Hippopotamus vs. Bull Shark, Africa: Hippopotamus The hippopotamus had a cut, and the smell of blood attracted the bull shark. The bull shark ripped the hippopotamus' tail off, but the stomach and leg were too thick for the bull shark to bite. The hippopotamus bit down on the bull shark's head, ending the fight.

Aug 3 2007 8:22AM
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dave44
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The hippo would probably win, but I'll root for the polar bear, just because it's white and lives on snow.
Aug 3 2007 8:37AM
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gnustreetfool
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dam tough question although i love hippos this video shows how polar bears fuck shit up

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UHbLdSQkBYc

thats why i am going with polar bears


Aug 3 2007 8:50AM
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4FrntQC
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hippo, in some contries in Africa theyre the #1 cause of death before aids and shit, they are fucking dangerous
Aug 3 2007 9:18AM
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bitchassphatz
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we should exterminate them. i don't wanna be around for the rise of the hippo.
Aug 3 2007 9:26AM
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CBROOKS
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hippo no doubt. it wouldnt even be competition
Aug 3 2007 9:37AM
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sampsihoyos
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at first i was thinking polar bear for sure but after careful scientific examination and youtube videos, I'm going to have to say the bear is out classed by the awesome power of the hippoppottammussssssssss!!!!
Aug 3 2007 10:07AM
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unchyll
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Hippos wreck shit up
Aug 3 2007 10:07AM
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WikiWiki
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hippo everywehere except the ice- hippos have killed bull sharks- whixh kill the most humans in the world
Aug 3 2007 10:09AM
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BvK
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I say polar bear has an easy win
Aug 3 2007 10:11AM
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Luc.
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hippo is going to RUN SHIT. your an idiot if u actually think that a polar bear would win.
Aug 3 2007 10:34AM
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R.Fahey
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Haha, what a funny lil montage. And I can't help but think of Jeff Kiesel when I watch that. I think I saw him lay on some dudes lap and get his hair brushed one day.
Aug 3 2007 11:14AM
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c+ald
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hah yesss
Aug 3 2007 12:01PM
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killabees
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hippo you n00bs

Aug 3 2007 12:02PM
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comeatmebro
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hippo obviously NEW QUESTION:

what would win, hippo or elephant?
Aug 3 2007 12:07PM
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d.spong
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that polar bear couldnt even kill a walrus. a hippo is bigger and would rape a polar bear
Aug 3 2007 1:59PM
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sammyc25
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definitely a hippo

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Aug 3 2007 2:06PM
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flux-capacitor
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hippo... arnt they like the most dangerous animal in Africa ? the polar bear might like scratch it up a bit but then his sheer hippo Wight would make mince meet of him
Aug 3 2007 2:16PM
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jp_draves
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a hippo could just lie there and the polar bear could attack it and do nothing other than just get tired. Hippo no doubt.

Aug 3 2007 2:20PM
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KLovelace
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hippos.. theyre fucking ridiculous.
Aug 3 2007 2:20PM
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invader7
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/146046/

go read that
Aug 3 2007 2:52PM
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ShredBetty
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if the hippo was hungry, then he'd win
plus he can rip that bear's head off with his mouth

Aug 3 2007 3:09PM
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nedward
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a hippo would kick the shit out of a polar bear
Aug 3 2007 3:23PM
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Black-Bandanna
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They kill more people then any other animal annually.
Aug 3 2007 5:48PM
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Galli
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HIPPO
Aug 3 2007 5:57PM
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80*s4eva
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i'm sure polar bears would kill a shit load of people annually if there were africans running all over the north pole!
Aug 3 2007 7:31PM
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Crackaghan
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fuckin polar bears hunt and kill alaskans what the hell do hippos do.....sit in a pond all day?
Aug 3 2007 7:34PM
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Mooose...
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Aug 3 2007 8:06PM
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Mooose...
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^just look at that thing... its a tank
 
Aug 3 2007 8:07PM
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Mooose...
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^just look at that thing... its a tank
  it would ruin a polar bear
 
Aug 3 2007 8:08PM
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twix_182
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im pretty sure it a hippo. if u watch planet earth and see teh polar bear try to take out a walrus, it didnt even hurt them. so a hippo is also more aggressive from what i have seen
Aug 3 2007 8:18PM
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KoB21
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hip
hip hop
hip hop ananaumaus
Aug 3 2007 8:21PM
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2planking
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probablt the hippo cuz the polar bear can't realy do anyting to it
Aug 4 2007 12:04AM
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jakew
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hippo would bite a polar bear in HALF
Aug 4 2007 12:09AM
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Wis_Skier_23
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hippo...if I were the hippo i would sit my fat on the polar bear and squash him
Aug 4 2007 12:56AM
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Swan_Solo
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hippo, it could bite a polar bear in half
Aug 4 2007 1:15AM
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bob_dole
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jeff and peter have been spending a lot of time together as of late...
Aug 4 2007 2:09AM
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TheMoostafian
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hippo

that would be so tight to have a pet hippo...named RJ....... because then if anyone fucked with you, you could just be like "SICK EM, RJ!!!!"
Aug 4 2007 2:12AM
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Barmski
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we must set the scene to which the fight would go down to make a tru estimate...
Aug 4 2007 2:34AM
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-justice-
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hippo. They weigh a LOT and would charge down a polar bear like a dump truck over a 3rd grader.
Aug 4 2007 1:45PM
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