Replying to Man...this is embarassing

Ive never edited any kind of video before, and I'd like to get into it and try it.

i have a camera. i have a cord that plugs into the camera. that cord goes from my camera to the USB port.

Now i have to swallow my pride and ask this rediculous question that i cant seem to answer.


How the fuck do I get the video from my camera onto my computer?

feel free to laugh. but then help me out afterwards.