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Post ur weird dreams thread
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i'll start,
when i was 7 my best friend died from a brain aneurism and then like 2 nites later i had this dream about how we were watching the discovery channel and there was a special on iguanas and how they could cut you in half by wrapping around you and squeezing. so then the next day(in my dream it was a day later) we were sitting in my basement with all the lights out and all of a sudden my favorite teddy bears eyes were glowing and it was like chasing us, so i ran upstairs and called for layne (my friend) to follow me) he didnt come, he just let the bear like kill him or sumthing, so i ran up the stairs and at the top i was stopped by that Ivan Ooze guy from that power rangers movie. so ivan ooze has me and says i have to go with him and can never come back, so i say can i at least say goodbye to my parents and he's like yea sure as long as you dont tell them about me being here. so i promise i wont and go to my rents room and wake them up. Ivan Ooze (who in my dream had the ability to morph into an iguana) turns into an iguana and follows me to make sure i keep my promise. so my daring plan was to tell my parents and have them save the day but when i did the iguana wrapped around them and cut them in half. and then he just meft me alone in the room sitting there, and then all the lights went out and there was nothing in the room.
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haha wow thats a fucked up dream
my weirdest one would probably be when i destroyed the us from looking at to much porn and everyone from there came and took pictures of me naked....then they went up everywhere and people starting paying me for porn websites and i became rich, and then my mom said it was dirty money and it all turned into dirt..
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i dont remember any of my dreams...it sucks
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the other night i had a dream that wet 100 dollar bills were coming out of a soda machine.
it was pretty cool, cuz that day i was running with some friends, and it was really hot so we stopped at a soda machine and it wouldnt take our dollars cuz they were drenched with sweat
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i had a dream last night me and my old friend were carrying around spears and we has capes on and we went to the washroom and leaned our spears against the wall while we did our thing, then we left the washroom and i was like, "oh i forgot my spear" and so i went back to get it and there was another spear right next to it and i was like, "thats cool, someone else has a spear. badass!" and i left and me and my friend were walking and i felt like there was someone following me like 3 inches behind me, and when i turned around this woman (that had short brown hair and looked like a dike), with a black and yellow north face jacket stabbed me in the stomach with her spear. And my grunt woke me up! I came to the conclusion that this woman's name was probably Pat. Or Rhonda. Cuz thats the kind of name a dike would have.
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hahahah if you could tell stories like that all the time im deff riding back to co with you hahah
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some girl just left me this dream she said she had in a comment on my myspace
last night i had the funniest dream.
i was at my grandmas house, and you just randomly showed up and you were talking to my grandma like she was your best friend.
but we didnt know eachother, and we didnt even talk. but then you left your cell phone there, so i had to go through it and find your house phone number to tell you to come back and get it, so you did.
and when you got there you told me to go get dressed because you wanted to show me something.
so you took me to this like latino dance club, and we were the ONLY white people there. and everyone was like hitting on me and comming up to you and telling you how lucky you were to have me to dance with.
and then i woke up.
haha thats seriously what she left. i didn't change anything
desperate bitch
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i had a dream once that i got pulled over for speeding. the officer who pulled me over was Bob Barker and we played Plinko to find out how much my ticket was gunna cost.
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not at all
all i got from that was
i'm lieing, i want your number, i dont know you well enough, so lets hang out (in that order)
anybody else see that
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haha i just luahged so hard at that
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lol i thought that it said. post ur wet dreams thread
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this isnt my strangest dream more like pretty cool yet sucky. But anyways the night before last i spent the night in a room thats really dark even in the day. so i slept a long time and i started dreaming about skiing and i skiied a run at my hill. I was standing in line thinking how lucky i was to be skiing and how the season came so quick i then realized it was a dream and i figured i would try to wake up and i could feel my eyes trying to wake up but they couldnt. I then figured since i couldnt wake up i would go to the terrain park. I saw some awesome new rails and boxes in my park because it was the first day. I hit a jump instead for whatever reason i think because there werent any jumps to get on the rail. i got to the middle of the terrain park and then i decided i would set up a flat rail. I went to go move the flat rail to where i want it but when i got to it the rail had changed to a piece of a childs toy train set. After realizing strange things were going on in my dream i went to go get 2 c boxes and make an s box thing with them. Unfortunatley they too turned to train track. I then went to get the battleship rail but when i got to it the rail was tiny and made of some paper clips and notebook paper. I then wokeup to the annoying sound of my phone
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i had a dream that i fucked kirsten from the OC once
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i had a dream that i was wandering the halls of my highschool and my ex girlfriend was following me and wouldnt leave me alone. it was tortue that bitch just kept talking and talking and talking jesus christ...
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