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ThaLetterM.
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when youre watching south park with your mom in the room and a Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on and you go to change it but your mom goes "no, dont" and watches the commercial intently.


awwwwkkwwwaaard....
Jul 8 2007 12:49AM
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Tinga
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dude your moms a dyke
Jul 8 2007 12:50AM
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BFFset.
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ahahahahah my dad does that exact same thing
Jul 8 2007 12:50AM
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maclem
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Haha, ya same here.
Jul 8 2007 12:51AM
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TheButterHashira
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that just happend to me like 30 minuites ago. i paused it with tv and put something else on
Jul 8 2007 12:51AM
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ktollefson_1080
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my dad orders the girls langire (spelling?) mags just to look at them haha. like swim suit mags and stuff.
Jul 8 2007 12:51AM
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KLovelace
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haaa, my friend has like 14 of those dvds from one drunk and forgotten night or another
Jul 8 2007 1:00AM
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Scolson
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Was she like making a point to you or soemthing or was she really interested in the commercial
Jul 8 2007 10:25AM
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pns513
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lol
i hate when parents come in the most inopportune moments
Jul 8 2007 10:48AM
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t-roy
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lingerie?
Jul 8 2007 11:04AM
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honeydip
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lawlz. i think ur moms a lezbo
Jul 8 2007 11:07AM
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Nicholas.
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once my mom went

"who was ordering movies on demand at 4:30 in the morning"

and my dad goes

"oh wow THATs real nice"(as if he already knew someone was watching porn

and my mom goes

"its called 'pirates'?"

and my dad was like

"ohhh wowww reallll nice" but he had no one to blame it on so he just left the room.
Jul 8 2007 11:26AM
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PilleDaKid
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Thats hot.
Jul 8 2007 11:26AM
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TheButterHashira
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cool.
Jul 8 2007 11:34AM
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Nicholas.
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Good post dude, way to contribute. Work on your reading comprehension or something you fucking imbecile.
Jul 8 2007 11:41AM
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iwasaskier
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actually your story wasn't awkward, funny, or entertaining. whatsoever.
Jul 8 2007 11:56AM
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hennessy1
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omg thhat happned to me last night and i just walked away
Jul 8 2007 12:00PM
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ThaLetterM.
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haha pirates like the high budget porn movie?
Jul 8 2007 12:03PM
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Nicholas.
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yes. and my story was entertaining if you arent a complete fucktard. at very least it WAS awkward.
Jul 8 2007 12:12PM
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ThaLetterM.
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did you watch it? how was it because i heard it was really good
Jul 8 2007 12:19PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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no. you know wanna know what's really awkward? walking into 7-11 and seeing some fat fucking ho sucking the cashiers dick. that's awkward. and I had to witness that today.
Jul 8 2007 1:13PM
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caylorswift
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word, i was thinking about downloading it. how was it?
Jul 8 2007 1:17PM
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maclem
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Bahahahaha you win.
Jul 8 2007 1:25PM
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doritos
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I have no idea how to respond to this, but holy fuck...
Jul 8 2007 1:27PM
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invader7
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haha wtf
Jul 8 2007 1:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
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sweet jesus
Jul 8 2007 1:54PM
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emopoppins
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dude, did your 7-11 turn into a Kwik-E-Mart. mine didn't.
Jul 8 2007 2:40PM
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chapz
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all these stories are pretty aukward. my dad gets porn in his email, and once he showed a couple good ones. i didnt know how to react
Jul 8 2007 3:09PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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no, and I was fucking pissed to. but if it did, it would have been like when apu and the squishy chick did it in the freezer.
Jul 8 2007 3:09PM
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emopoppins
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dude thats like a cartoon-realworld clash of good and evil

which is fuckin sweet

anybody on NS see what a kwik e mart looks like yet?
Jul 8 2007 3:14PM
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Tinga
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haha thats right
Jul 8 2007 3:18PM
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doublexl
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my dad always leaves the room when he cant blame stuff on any body else. its so funny.
Jul 8 2007 3:36PM
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EnemySki
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Hahahaha Hobo that is awesome hahahahahah
Jul 16 2007 12:52AM
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ThaLetterM.
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why the random bump from 8 days ago
Jul 16 2007 1:02AM
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ZavierV
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haha yeah . those commercials are no better than the dvd itself lol.
Jul 16 2007 1:10AM
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ThaLetterM.
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ive never seen it are there huge black censored bars over the tots or no
Jul 16 2007 1:11AM
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fdsa
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Haha. Do u have a sister in college? That might be why. A chick who goes to my school (UT) got caught by her 'rents on a GGW commercial. How akward would that be? Getting seen flashing random strangers by ur 'rents on national TV...
Jul 16 2007 1:13AM
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Jhorski
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haha i love awkward situations
Jul 16 2007 1:15AM
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ThaLetterM.
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my substitute teacher in chemistry got recognized literally by a kid in my class from GGW. she denied it and he was like "no miss lalich i have it on my ipod" and sure enough...there was my subsitute teacher...flashing her huge tits for all of america. awesome moment
Jul 16 2007 1:15AM
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Mezmerize19
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and this:


Conversation with a friend, as we walk to the elevators:

Friend: So, what are you up to this weekend?

Me: Saturday we are going to the Chihuly museum.

Friend: Oh, you know it's not just Chihuly, right? It's devoted to glass in general.

Me: No, I hadn't realized.

Friend: Yeah, they even have a glass blowing room, where you can see people making art and stuff.

Me: Cool.

At this point the elevator arrives containing two people. We enter.Friend: The last time I went they were blowing a squirrel.

Me: A squirrel?

Friend: Yeah, it was like this three-foot high squirrel, and there were two or three people blowing it. Like, taking turns.

Me: That's kind of strange.

Friend: Not at all what I was expecting to see, that's for sure.

We arrive at the next floor. The two other people exit looking perplexed and creeped out.
Aug 20 2008 3:36AM
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photowill
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i sat and watched the whole thing once
its a good laugh and a good boner i must say

"i cant hunt pirates. i cant even hunt tuna"
the acting is great
its the highest budget porn movie ever and it has its own original soundtrack
how can you go wrong
Aug 20 2008 3:40AM
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chacho
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i love pirates
Aug 20 2008 4:07AM
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inactive
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thats pretty good.
Aug 20 2008 7:08AM
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Franny
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i can relate.
Aug 20 2008 10:33AM
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charmander
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im at the mall with my dad getting jeans or whatever and we run into my friend.

my dad: your hot
her: uhhh ok?

it was disturbing
Aug 20 2008 10:40AM
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Blurst
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NO that didnt happen
Aug 20 2008 10:57AM
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